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Happy American Thanksgiving

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    stomach pumps! get yer stomachs pumped here!

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh god

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Free pumpkin pie with every stomach pump.

    Hunter on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    all proceeds are used as hog slop!

    don't hold up the line!

    Centipede Damascus on
  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hog slop? Boy, that there's good food still. Put it in the "gently used" food aisle.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I work pretty much every thanksgiving but my coworker brought me some food, so hey, its not all bullshit.

    In a bit I'm gonna head over to my folks and steal their leftovers.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    aw, Volyu, you changed your sig :(

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dear god. I had two thanksgivings today. My stomach laughs at all the world, and I am in pain

    Barcardi on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oooooh myyy gooood I have to pooooooop

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i cant poop yet i need to digest
    but i can barely move

    and my stomach feels like it is about to burst open with alien babies

    so much pain

    i need to learn pacing in the future

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I had a super reasonable dinner and I really enjoyed it.

    It didn't even take that long to make.

    Edit: And I don't feel like I want to die because I didn't eat my body weight in food!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    I'm thankful I'm not stupid enough to sail the high seas in an aluminum dingy

    Where's your sense of adventure? Did an explorer touch you in bad places?
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    guys what is good music I can convince my family to listen to instead of christmas music.

    i can use last.fm on the xbox in the living room

    Japanese metal

    J-Rock is pretty fucking good, it's true.

    Well, a lot of it anyway.


    Some of it is dumb.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    A 22 pound turkey, and all the food in the world PLUS a heaping helping of conservative politics at the table.

    I am going to burst.

    Newtron on
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am thankful there is manischwetz wine because apparently I cannot take other forms of wine without wanting to gag.

    Mim on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    there was a pack of sam adams beer that included chocolate bock and i had that one as my 4th beer with my dessert and since there was ice cream on the table i made a float it was delicious

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    i had 2 sandwiches. they were good. i am canadian, and so it's not thanksgiving here.

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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Canada, America's "special" second cousin.

    :lol:

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    your nation's global image is that of a man who is so obese he cannot put on his pants without assistance

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WHATEVER MAN

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I had one small plate of food. Leftovers for lunch tomorrow.

    MKR on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    your nation's global image is that of a man who is so obese he cannot put on his pants without assistance

    but wealthy enough to pay for that assistance 8-)


    in other news since I ate 'dinner' at 2:30 and neglected to take any leftovers home, I am now hungry as hell.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ah, my bounteous Thanksgiving feast of mozzarella sticks from Sonic

    Grey Ghost on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    like if someone poked me in the stomach

    probably would vomit

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    your nation's global image is that of a man who is so obese he cannot put on his pants without assistance

    but wealthy enough to pay for that assistance 8-)


    in other news since I ate 'dinner' at 2:30 and neglected to take any leftovers home, I am now hungry as hell.

    We ate at 2p. Snacked for a while after.
    Forgot to grab leftovers.
    I just made myself a pb&j.

    skettios on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    no groceries

    my thanksgiving hubris is tangible

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i ate at like 6pm est perhaps

    or began then

    not counting random snacking

    right now i want to die

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Turkey high is the BEST high.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I failed as an american today. I did not stuff myself to the brim.

    skettios on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost you are making me sad

    YaYa on
  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    your nation's global image is that of a man who is so obese he cannot put on his pants without assistance

    Pfft. That's what we have illegal immigrants for. Who wants to help me with mah pants? El helpo pantos pull ono?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    wait I have soup

    hooray

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    your nation's global image is that of a man who is so obese he cannot put on his pants without assistance

    and manages to destroy two thirds of their house while trying before giving up and falling asleep in a pile of their own vomit

    L|ama on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    skettios wrote: »
    I failed as an american today. I did not stuff myself to the brim.

    i wish i could give you some of my fullness

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Grey Ghost you are making me sad

    It's hard, Yaya. Being a kid and doing Thanksgiving. It's hard and nobody understands.

    Grey Ghost on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    skettios wrote: »
    I failed as an american today. I did not stuff myself to the brim.

    i wish i could give you some of my fullness

    :winky:

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    8-)

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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    skettios wrote: »
    I failed as an american today. I did not stuff myself to the brim.

    i wish i could give you some of my fullness

    :winky:

    Is that what they mean when they talk about "back bacon"?

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm home now, but I think I might just sleep.

    End on
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    my mom has a special way of ruining happy thanksgivings for me, she is never in the mood to cook or even celebrate the holidays, to the point of telling me that she does not like celebrating. Grinching it up, at least until the day of, when she goes ahead and is suddenly happy and into it.

    This year it was her at the table, in front of everyone, telling me that the dog will probably die soon (which was a well duh as my dog is 13), and that they want to move into a smaller house out of town because they are also having money problems. Then she followed that up by telling me that she wanted to tear up all the floors and put in hardwood, buy a new car, and get a second dog.

    Damn my mother makes zero sense. Does not help that both my parents are probably addicted to painkillers/have medical MJ cards now. Which is two separate issues.

    Barcardi on
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