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COMING THIS SUMMER: A BABY [UPDATE]

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We just got the DNA results back and it turns out that Quoth is the father of my baby.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    So Quoth got pregnant?

    I give it 9 months.

    7 now

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    thank goodness I really wasn't ready to be forced to take care of another one of your kids while you are away on one of your trips

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We just got the DNA results back and it turns out that Quoth is the father of my baby.

    i'm sorry nas, we wanted to tell you but there was never a good time

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I hope when your child makes jokes you don't hurt their feelings because their jokes are slightly inaccurate.

    :(

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    zucchini wrote: »
    thank goodness I really wasn't ready to be forced to take care of another one of your kids while you are away on one of your trips

    momma gotta make her money somehow

    i got hoes in different area codes

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Don't worry about it, it just means the baby will be a much better writer.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I hope when your child makes jokes you don't hurt their feelings because their jokes are slightly inaccurate.

    :(

    i... i was just letting you know! D:

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that was

    the best

    congratulations!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I hope when your child makes jokes you don't hurt their feelings because their jokes are slightly inaccurate.

    :(

    Maybe her child won't make shitty jokes.

    You are such a disappointment to me and your mother.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm just joshing. :P No sadness in this thread of joy! Babies!!

    I don't care what you say, NaS. I'm gonna follow my dream of being a comedian and I'm gonna make it big. You'll see!!

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Don't worry about it, it just means the baby will be a much better writer.

    HAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAnyope

    edit: i mean look at my word count, it is a travesty

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This was a great way to announce a baby :)

    Congrats

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    Don't worry about it, it just means the baby will be a much better writer.

    HAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAnyope

    edit: i mean look at my word count, it is a travesty

    I tried signing up for NaNo this year and they sent me a bill for all the bandwidth I've wasted by being a complete and utter failure of a writer two years running.

    If they let me in next year, I'm going to start with a 10,000 word deficit to get through before the counter even starts updating.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i am glad everyone enjoyed the video at least

    now who wants to come change some dirty diapers

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    Don't worry about it, it just means the baby will be a much better writer.

    HAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAnyope

    edit: i mean look at my word count, it is a travesty

    I tried signing up for NaNo this year and they sent me a bill for all the bandwidth I've wasted by being a complete and utter failure of a writer two years running.

    If they let me in next year, I'm going to start with a 10,000 word deficit to get through before the counter even starts updating.

    so not fair to cripple a crippled person more

    might as well make stale walk around carrying two hundred-pound weights around his neck

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am glad everyone enjoyed the video at least

    now who wants to come change some dirty diapers

    Your husband sure is high-maintenance.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Aaaaaaaagh CONGRATS! :D

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I hope your baby is not a girl baby, Quoth.

    I have enough of those already.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Congratulations, Quoth!

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am glad everyone enjoyed the video at least

    now who wants to come change some dirty diapers

    Your husband sure is high-maintenance.

    it's getting the tape to stick around his ears that's the challenge

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I hope your baby is not a girl baby, Quoth.

    I have enough of those already.

    if it is we can send it to the chinese orphanage with the others
    man i could hardly type that, it is the worst thing

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, it seems like we're constantly in the baby business now. Like, we'd get one announcement a year that some lurker was having a boy/girl/other, but it just seems to be a constant stream of regular posters these days. When did this happen? When did we turn into mature adults with families and husbands and wives talking about dirty diapers instead of dirty sheets?

    Demographics. The first generation of Videogame geeks is spawning.


    Congratulations on the 1up.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Congrats Quoth! Newborns are the worst thing ever for the first few days but then you figure it out and it's all good.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But Quoth the Second, I suspect, will grow up to be irritatingly normal and well-adjusted and amiable and will defy all the usual stereotypes

    It's a terrifying prospect when you think about it

    Not in the sense that everyone is having a baby, but in that I am training to be a teacher. By the time all these bundles of joy are grown up
    I might be the kind of person who teaches your kids

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Luigi wanted to join in with that but he couldn't, there wasn't mushroom for both of them.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Congrats quoth!! :D

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i wish i had known sooner because then i could have auctioned off the rights to be the kid's godparent

    or like, the middle name or something

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i didn't know quoth was a pokemon

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i didn't know quoth was a pokemon

    I thought she was cuban (cubone)

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Congratulations Quoth! That's wonderful news!! :D

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wonder anyone had given their child 'Leet' as a middle name

    I sure hope not

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    meiss i approve of this pun

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that video is amazing

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    That is a great video. Congratz, Quoth.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i didn't know quoth was a pokemon

    I thought she was cuban (cubone)

    :lol:

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    meiss i approve of this pun

    this is the most i've posted in months, thankfully ive still got it~~

    (thanks)

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Luigi wanted to join in with that but he couldn't, there wasn't mushroom for both of them.

    God damn it

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Congratulations, Quoth.

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    Fuck off and die.
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