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[Chat] me Rhonda

nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah the trainwreck relationship threads are the best in H/A like the sociopath marriage one.

    Was that the one where she reared back and punched him in the car for embarassing her?

    That one was actually kind of disturbing because people were rationalizing her punching him.

    If the genders were switched they'd be shitting bricks.

    I only remember one person rationalizing it, which was Esh, and he received a 3 pointer for it.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    My favourite H/A thread was the guy who pops up every few months going "this housing situation is shitty too." He's going on like four years of terrible or something.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    get her outta my heart

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    no, stop them, rhonda

    for all of our sakes

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Ugh, so tired.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I approve, nexus!

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Ugh, so tired.

    You're telling me. Gonna go home and pass out night.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Eventually I want to work with you and Winky on that megadungeon you were talking about. I need somewhere to stick this dragon that's hovering around in the background.

    I'm glad to hear this. I've got some ideas that I will relay in a more appropriate space.
    My favourite H/A thread was the guy who pops up every few months going "this housing situation is shitty too." He's going on like four years of terrible or something.

    That thread confounds me. Does that guy just have the worst luck in the world, or is he just prone to making bad life decisions?

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    My favourite H/A thread was the guy who pops up every few months going "this housing situation is shitty too." He's going on like four years of terrible or something.

    Let's be honest, he's probably the one being shit and making it terrible.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    Because fat, sugar and cholesterol is delicious.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like this [chat].

    Also, apparently "corrective rape" is the latest dumbest fucking thing ever said.

    This guy is from Hamilton county TN, which is where I live. I've never heard of him, but goes to show just how fucking stupid people are in this area.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    Fat, sugar, and salt are the tastiest things.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was hoping for a wedding [chat].

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We're doomed. DOOMED! THE SNOW WILL CONSUME US ALL!!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    making a chat is too much pressure!

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    because what makes it delicious is the unhealthy parts

    that said, I can't wait to tear into my tuna salad sandwich in 20 minutes

    it's gonna be great

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    That friend of my wife's that is kinda pathetic and despicable? We dropped a few plates of Thanksgiving food off on the way home the other day. He turns to his brother and says "We gone eat good tonight n***a whoop whoop".

    No irony.

    If he were chubby and wore a hat he'd be Keazy from the PA strips.

    Sheep on
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    I like this [chat].

    Also, apparently "corrective rape" is the latest dumbest fucking thing ever said.

    This guy is from Hamilton county TN, which is where I live. I've never heard of him, but goes to show just how fucking stupid people are in this area.

    Goddamn. Why is he allowed to serve in court?

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WTF, the actors who play Stringer Bell and McNulty are British.

    Woah, The Wire is even better than I thought it was. Holy shit.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    I like this [chat].

    Also, apparently "corrective rape" is the latest dumbest fucking thing ever said.

    This guy is from Hamilton county TN, which is where I live. I've never heard of him, but goes to show just how fucking stupid people are in this area.

    Goddamn. Why is he allowed to serve in court?

    Because too many states elect judges.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    Fat, sugar, and salt are the tastiest things.

    Our bodies should automatically transform excess fat into muscle tissue

    and excess salt into mineral spikes we can shoot out of our mouths as a defense mechanism

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    because what makes it delicious is the unhealthy parts

    that said, I can't wait to tear into my tuna salad sandwich in 20 minutes

    it's gonna be great

    but think of all the parasites that were chopped up that were inside the tuna

    tyrannus on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sausage + Petit Pans = <3

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    making a chat is too much pressure!

    This is why I have a reserved one ready. A need for a chat pops up and I just deploy it. I may idolize Batman too much.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    I like this [chat].

    Also, apparently "corrective rape" is the latest dumbest fucking thing ever said.

    This guy is from Hamilton county TN, which is where I live. I've never heard of him, but goes to show just how fucking stupid people are in this area.

    Goddamn. Why is he allowed to serve in court?

    Because too many states elect judges.

    Pretty much. And people actually will probably agree with this.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    because what makes it delicious is the unhealthy parts

    that said, I can't wait to tear into my tuna salad sandwich in 20 minutes

    it's gonna be great

    but think of all the parasites that were chopped up that were inside the tuna

    and now I think of my intestines mustering forces to fight off the invasion

    Arivia on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    Fat, sugar, and salt are the tastiest things.

    Our bodies should automatically transform excess fat into muscle tissue

    and excess salt into mineral spikes we can shoot out of our mouths as a defense mechanism

    the nerds would be the mightiest force

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't recall a thread about a chick punching a dude. But I remember a guy wanting to divorce his wife, and like the way he talked about their relationship gave me the "He was always such a nice guy, never really bothered anyone" vibe.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    Fat, sugar, and salt are the tastiest things.

    Our bodies should automatically transform excess fat into muscle tissue

    and excess salt into mineral spikes we can shoot out of our mouths as a defense mechanism

    This is proof there is no God.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Guys I wasn't asking a scientific question here

    I know the mechanics of deliciation.

    It was a rhetorical flailing against the organic absurdity of existence

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    who's jailed and just got out of jury duty

    (this guy)

    Rust on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    because what makes it delicious is the unhealthy parts

    that said, I can't wait to tear into my tuna salad sandwich in 20 minutes

    it's gonna be great

    but think of all the parasites that were chopped up that were inside the tuna

    and now I think of my intestines mustering forces to fight off the invasion

    do your tape worms have handguns

    or maybe the tape worms and the fish worms will fall in love and get married

    tyrannus on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have to start playing squash more often than once a week casually

    maybe I should start a league in the building

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Democracy is the worst. :(

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    who's jailed and just got out of jury duty

    (this guy)
    If these things are related it'd be the best thing.


    "Your honor I'd make a bad juror as I am currently 'in jail' on an internet forum I frequent."

    "Dismissed!"

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't recall a thread about a chick punching a dude. But I remember a guy wanting to divorce his wife, and like the way he talked about their relationship gave me the "He was always such a nice guy, never really bothered anyone" vibe.

    Read this.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    man i can't wait to get unjailed tomorrow

    Rent on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    who's jailed and just got out of jury duty

    (this guy)
    surely jury duty would be preferable to being arrested

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Why does the most unhealthy food have to be so delicious

    because what makes it delicious is the unhealthy parts

    that said, I can't wait to tear into my tuna salad sandwich in 20 minutes

    it's gonna be great

    but think of all the parasites that were chopped up that were inside the tuna

    and now I think of my intestines mustering forces to fight off the invasion

    do your tape worms have handguns

    or maybe the tape worms and the fish worms will fall in love and get married

    no

    they won't

    my tape worms are all molls and femme fatales

    my gut is a smoky bar filled with slit-eyed broads, hope in their heads and malice in their minds, waiting for a guy like you to walk in

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