Have we had a thread about this yet?

Weaver

Hey guys some asshat is trying to make compulsory service again.

Callius

Some crazy fuck or another has been trying to start up compulsory service for years now.

I doubt it'll go through.

[edit]Yeah, it's Rangel... he's been gunning for this forever[/edit]

Grandaddy Delicious

John Stewart wrote:

So the democrats finally get a victory and the first thing we do is introduce legislation that activates the draft. That a pretty brilliant political move.

God.

Weaver

Damn Cal, you didn't give everyone who didn't know about this guy the chance to get all riled up first.

Marco

Rangel's an idiot. He just wants more white people to die.

CG Faggotry

I'm not sure what year National Service was abolished in the UK. I think was the late '50s.

Meissnerd

They should base the draft off of other things besides age. Like, whether the person has seen goatse before.

Brolo

Meissnerd wrote:

They should base the draft off of other things besides age. Like, whether the person has seen goatse before.

Does that mean the person has seen enough horror, and we send them off to die?

Or that they're already too warped to be re-integrated into society, and we send them off to die?

naporeon

Every time I see Marco post, a little of my faith in the sagacity of my fellow man dies.

True story.

PiptheFair

Wait, Democrats support this?

Seriously?

Like how many of them?


Holy shit they don't want to hold office for very long, do they...

naporeon

PipTheFair wrote:

Wait, Democrats support this?

Seriously?

Like how many of them?


Holy shit they don't want to hold office for very long, do they...

Last time he pushed something like this through, it was voted down by 400 votes.

Raijin Quickfoot

We're all going to die.

Redeemer

Marco wrote:

Rangel's an idiot. He just wants more white people to die.

Well when you put it that way...

Gafoto

he's just doing it for the lulz

PiptheFair

naporeon wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

Wait, Democrats support this?

Seriously?

Like how many of them?


Holy shit they don't want to hold office for very long, do they...

Last time he pushed something like this through, it was voted down by 400 votes.

that's still way too many votes for

Slungsolow

this doesn't force a single human being into the military.


no one is going to die.


jeeze.

Meissnerd

Wait a second.

I'm white.

naporeon

PipTheFair wrote:

naporeon wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

Wait, Democrats support this?

Seriously?

Like how many of them?


Holy shit they don't want to hold office for very long, do they...

Last time he pushed something like this through, it was voted down by 400 votes.

that's still way too many votes for

Dude, that's like, what? Two votes for?

And he does this because he thinks that our current system sucks the poor and uneducated into the military. Also, I'm pretty sure that he thinks that conservatives in Congress are all for a large, active military, as long as their own kids aren't involved.

Raijin Quickfoot

Slungsolow wrote:

this doesn't force a single human being into the military.


no one is going to die.


jeeze.

On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?

J. Grant

I'm totally down with compulsory military service. Immediately.

Of course, I also want the USA to invade China.

Slungsolow

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Slungsolow wrote:

this doesn't force a single human being into the military.


no one is going to die.


jeeze.

On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?

WHY DIDN'T HE KILL YOU THE FIRST TIME GOD DAMN IT

PiptheFair

naporeon wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

naporeon wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

Wait, Democrats support this?

Seriously?

Like how many of them?


Holy shit they don't want to hold office for very long, do they...

Last time he pushed something like this through, it was voted down by 400 votes.

that's still way too many votes for

Dude, that's like, what? Two votes for?

And he does this because he thinks that our current system sucks the poor and uneducated into the military. Also, I'm pretty sure that he thinks that conservatives in Congress are all for a large, active military, as long as their own kids aren't involved.

35

also, his logic is retarded

Marco

naporeon wrote:

Every time I see Marco post, a little of my faith in the sagacity of my fellow man dies.

True story.

No a true story is that I don't give a fuck.

Redeemer wrote:

Marco wrote:

Rangel's an idiot. He just wants more white people to die.

Well when you put it that way...

It's true. He believes that more blacks than whites are dying in Iraq so he wants to use the draft to bring more crackers in to up the chance of them getting killed.

naporeon

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Slungsolow wrote:

this doesn't force a single human being into the military.


no one is going to die.


jeeze.

On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?

Skynet becomes self-aware?

PiptheFair

Marco wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Every time I see Marco post, a little of my faith in the sagacity of my fellow man dies.

True story.

No a true story is that I don't give a fuck.

Redeemer wrote:

Marco wrote:

Rangel's an idiot. He just wants more white people to die.

Well when you put it that way...

It's true. He believes that more blacks than whites are dying in Iraq so he wants to use the draft to bring more crackers in to up the chance of them getting killed.

WHAT?

Qualify your statement.

naporeon

Marco wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Every time I see Marco post, a little of my faith in the sagacity of my fellow man dies.

True story.

No a true story is that I don't give a fuck.

Clearly. Because the first response of someone who truly doesn't care about something is to respond to it.

Your logic is impeccable.

Weaver

Man if you start using automated robots to fight wars, and you have a giant production plant that builds these robots, don't hook the damn thing into the internet, and also don't make robots that can step off the assembly line, gun you down, walk over, and start cranking out more robots.

I'm talking to you, Korea.

PiptheFair

Weaver wrote:

Man if you start using automated robots to fight wars, and you have a giant production plant that builds these robots, don't hook the damn thing into the internet, and also don't make robots that can step off the assembly line, gun you down, walk over, and start cranking out more robots.

I'm talking to you, Korea.

dude you know Japans navy already turns into robots

don't deny it

Callius

Man, if we got to fight with giant robots I'd so be in the military.

naporeon

Callius wrote:

Man, if we got to fight with giant robots I'd so be in the military.

Gai Daigoji is the name that belongs to my soul.

PiptheFair

Callius wrote:

Man, if we got to fight with giant robots I'd so be in the military.

all walking around


putting flowers in railgun barrels


telling the robots to love each other



getting them high

rockmonkey

I don't think there is any male alive who can truly call himself a man who hasn't at some point want to pilot a fucking huge ass mech.

naporeon

PipTheFair wrote:

Callius wrote:

Man, if we got to fight with giant robots I'd so be in the military.

all walking around


putting flowers in railgun barrels


telling the robots to love each other



getting them high

It took me a second to get this.

And then I was all....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Weaver

Also ATTN: all nation with nuclear missiles, do not set up a program to launch missiles via VPN. It's just a bad idea, ok? Want to work from home, get a job that doesn't involve area effect weapons.

Callius

PipTheFair wrote:

Callius wrote:

Man, if we got to fight with giant robots I'd so be in the military.

all walking around


putting flowers in railgun barrels


telling the robots to love each other



getting them high

You can't hug with indestructable, titanium-alloy, poly-carbide plated arms.

Comahawk

I like the system the Swiss use, it makes sense and makes them virtually impossible to take during a war.

Raijin Quickfoot

Weaver wrote:

Also ATTN: all nation with nuclear missiles, do not set up a program to launch missiles via VPN. It's just a bad idea, ok? Want to work from home, get a job that doesn't involve area effect weapons.

Also: Do not use "God" as your password. The Plague has sent out a memo with the 3 most common used passwords. Please read it immediately.

Callius

Comahawk wrote:

I like the system the Swiss use, it makes sense and makes them virtually impossible to take during a war.

Yeah man, but the Ukraine is right there and it's got four entry points from asia.

Or is that five? I can't remember.

Meissnerd

Did we just start talking about Risk?

Marco

naporeon wrote:

Marco wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Every time I see Marco post, a little of my faith in the sagacity of my fellow man dies.

True story.

No a true story is that I don't give a fuck.

Clearly. Because the first response of someone who truly doesn't care about something is to respond to it.

Your logic is impeccable.

What exactly is your reason for giving me a hard time? I don't know you from Adam yet you feel the need to poke at me like some fucking turd with a stick up his ass.

naporeon

Yes.

Yes we did.