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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    thank you Nick Swardson

    for telling me about God of War 3

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Give me Call of Duty: IN SPACE!

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This.

    Man.

    On.

    Stage.

    Needs.

    To.

    Die.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    exactly

    which is why instead of improving the systems from mass effect 1, they just got rid of them! Gears Of War with dialog trees, the peasants said! And the gods looked down on them in pity, and made it so.

    still, Mass Effect 2 was a very good game.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    IS THIS CGI OR REAL LIFE?

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also, what's the point of doing these virtual dioramas if the audience physically being there can't see them?

    If it was something like those theme park rides, it would almost be worth the price of admission.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cade wrote: »
    samurai6966 wrote: »
    I wish G4TV did these awards shows. The host are pissing me off. What does Mrs. 90210 know about video games? And the Mass Effect 3 trailer sucked. Sorry to those who love that game, but it wasn't impress me to want to get it.

    But Kratos in MK9! Hell Yeah!

    You think G4TV would do any better?

    This is exactly what we would get.

    The irony of what Munn said with her basically skewing what she did at G4 is exactly the same stuff they're doing here on this award show really.

    Not much difference at all.

    Fun fact: Leslie Nielsen hosted a gaming award show once before years ago.

    This is what we would get? It was what we got. They had that Gphoria awards thing. It was just as terrible as this. I guess maybe slightly better since they didn't have Dane Cook.

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Corehealer wrote: »
    FUCK OFF DANE COOK!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wow Dane Cook

    "i called him Woody"

    seriously die

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Character of the year.

    a.k.a. interchangeable tough guy competition.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    samurai6966 wrote: »
    I wish G4TV did these awards shows. The host are pissing me off. What does Mrs. 90210 know about video games? And the Mass Effect 3 trailer sucked. Sorry to those who love that game, but it wasn't impress me to want to get it.

    But Kratos in MK9! Hell Yeah!

    on the plus side, G4 does E3

    which is only half a goddamn year away

    I stop caring for E3 when they stop letting the public in. Each year I see the video game industry become worst. I'm praying that the rise of Indie games soon change that. But of course, none of them will even get thought of in this rigged event.

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  • finnithfinnith ... TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!?!?!

    REALLY!?!

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm drowning in testosterone right now. Seriously.

    And then a barbie doll makes a "That's what she said!" joke.

    Argh! I need a drink.

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  • CadeCade Eppur si muove.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    She even realized how bad that was.

    Yet she kept talking.

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jesus. Everything about Hollywood needs to die in a fucking fire.

    I'm here for Batman and Nathan Drake.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    no chick is ever allowed to say "that's what she said" and expect laughs

    i thought this was a rule that everybody followed

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  • TurkeyTurkey So, Usoop. TampaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Adus wrote: »
    Cade wrote: »
    samurai6966 wrote: »
    I wish G4TV did these awards shows. The host are pissing me off. What does Mrs. 90210 know about video games? And the Mass Effect 3 trailer sucked. Sorry to those who love that game, but it wasn't impress me to want to get it.

    But Kratos in MK9! Hell Yeah!

    You think G4TV would do any better?

    This is exactly what we would get.

    The irony of what Munn said with her basically skewing what she did at G4 is exactly the same stuff they're doing here on this award show really.

    Not much difference at all.

    Fun fact: Leslie Nielsen hosted a gaming award show once before years ago.

    This is what we would get? It was what we got. They had that Gphoria awards thing. It was just as terrible as this. I guess maybe slightly better since they didn't have Dane Cook.

    At least G4 is decent during E3 when they let Sessler be himself.

    D: I was expecting to enjoy this as a bad show, but it gets downright embarrassing.

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  • JayrichoJayricho Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ahahaha! Go Spidey Go!

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh my God, they seriously did not just give it to Harris oh fuck they actually did.

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    no chick is ever allowed to say "that's what she said" and expect laughs

    i thought this was a rule that everybody followed

    Not when your getting paid.

    We should be getting paid to watch this crap.

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ...Did they seriously allow the VGA-host to win an award? Seriously??

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    NPH wins the "The Only Celebrity we could wrangle to show up" Award!

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm guessing this is the high point.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    did the host just win an award

    and is the host currently arguing with himself

    the hell is this

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  • CadeCade Eppur si muove.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Looks like he did get that reach around the world boner.

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm in physical pain now watching this.

    Mainly from banging my head on my desk.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Turkey wrote: »
    Adus wrote: »
    Cade wrote: »
    samurai6966 wrote: »
    I wish G4TV did these awards shows. The host are pissing me off. What does Mrs. 90210 know about video games? And the Mass Effect 3 trailer sucked. Sorry to those who love that game, but it wasn't impress me to want to get it.

    But Kratos in MK9! Hell Yeah!

    You think G4TV would do any better?

    This is exactly what we would get.

    The irony of what Munn said with her basically skewing what she did at G4 is exactly the same stuff they're doing here on this award show really.

    Not much difference at all.

    Fun fact: Leslie Nielsen hosted a gaming award show once before years ago.

    This is what we would get? It was what we got. They had that Gphoria awards thing. It was just as terrible as this. I guess maybe slightly better since they didn't have Dane Cook.

    At least G4 is decent during E3 when they let Sessler be himself.

    D: I was expecting to enjoy this as a bad show, but it gets downright embarrassing.

    This is more for show than any importance. No one there knows shit about video games except the guys who are getting the awards. At least G4 has people who are about games and tech. Or use to be. (WHY DO YOU PLAY COPS AND WORLD'S DUMBEST!?!?!)

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PROTOTYPE 2

    THIS IS WHAT I WANT

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Awww look at Tony Hawk thinking he's still relevant.

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fucking shit I'm such a fucking masochist

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  • TurkeyTurkey So, Usoop. TampaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I mean

    I enjoy awful shows like Manswers and Jersey Shore for what they are

    And even I can't stand this "humor"

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Why is there a Prototype 2.

    You got to kick a helicopter in the first game. What more do you want!?

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Whoops uncensored "shitty."

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The only time NPH will ever beat out Martin Sheen for an award

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    woah shit

    didn't see that coming

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  • OmnomnomPancakeOmnomnomPancake Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    reading this thread and then watching the occasional trailer is pretty much better than whatever you people are doing fyi

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  • KuratosuKuratosu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man, watching all these trailers in succession just reminds you of how many similar generic angry protagonists there are...

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hope Prototype 2 isn't as lame as the first one. It probably will if the trailer is anything to go by.

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Did they really just do a phone ad dressed up as a 10 second "look" at 3 games.

    Jesus fuck. Please rescue this train wreck Guillermo.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Prototype 2: Prototype 1 + A Black Guy

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