KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
I don't know I saw a vid from India where they drop infants and toddlers off a two-story roof down to people holding a tarp down below so it wouldn't surprise me to see a boiling kid ritual.
I don't know I saw a vid from India where they drop infants and toddlers off a two-story roof down to people holding a tarp down below so it wouldn't surprise me to see a boiling kid ritual.
One weekend in Singapore there was an open day at the fire station and everyone got to jump from the third floor onto one of those catch-mattress things they used to save people from burning buildings.
It was pretty rad.
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I don't know I saw a vid from India where they drop infants and toddlers off a two-story roof down to people holding a tarp down below so it wouldn't surprise me to see a boiling kid ritual.
One weekend in Singapore there was an open day at the fire station and everyone got to jump from the third floor onto one of those catch-mattress things they used to save people from burning buildings.
I don't know I saw a vid from India where they drop infants and toddlers off a two-story roof down to people holding a tarp down below so it wouldn't surprise me to see a boiling kid ritual.
One weekend in Singapore there was an open day at the fire station and everyone got to jump from the third floor onto one of those catch-mattress things they used to save people from burning buildings.
It was pretty rad.
These kids weren't too into it surprisingly.
Kids obviously don't know how to enjoy life, losers.
I have been up for half an hour now. I am done my coffee and internet show watching. I'm not quite hungry for breakfast yet. I have a lot to do, but nothing I want to start before breakfast.
Well, I saw it was child's cartoon book thing but I wasn't really paying attention to what it would be.
Now that I've taken a second look it's pretty damn obvious it's a Tintin book.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
wagh rargh rrrgh
so fucked for my finals
I did no work yesterday, because upon picking my sister up from work, which should have been a short ordeal, I was treated to the wonderful task of taking care of her horridly hungover self, paying for food to settle her stomach that she would instantly refuse to eat and then dash to the Boston Market bathroom to try and force her dumbass self to throw up.
and then of course I had to drive VERY SLOWLY even though my wheel is pretty fucked up (I hit a pothole and i think it knocked my brake pad out of whack so that it screeches very very loudly when I drive), pulling over constantly so she could stick her head out the window and heave...and once I got to her apartment, which smelled like vomit, I screeched over to the nearest store to buy shit to air it out for her.
and of course by that time my whole damn day was over
And now I can't concentrate on my paper and I have all this work to do so many finals oh god >_<
I did no work yesterday, because upon picking my sister up from work, which should have been a short ordeal, I was treated to the wonderful task of taking care of her horridly hungover self, paying for food to settle her stomach that she would instantly refuse to eat and then dash to the Boston Market bathroom to try and force her dumbass self to throw up.
and then of course I had to drive VERY SLOWLY even though my wheel is pretty fucked up (I hit a pothole and i think it knocked my brake pad out of whack so that it screeches very very loudly when I drive), pulling over constantly so she could stick her head out the window and heave...and once I got to her apartment, which smelled like vomit, I screeched over to the nearest store to buy shit to air it out for her.
and of course by that time my whole damn day was over
And now I can't concentrate on my paper and I have all this work to do so many finals oh god >_<
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I did no work yesterday, because upon picking my sister up from work, which should have been a short ordeal, I was treated to the wonderful task of taking care of her horridly hungover self, paying for food to settle her stomach that she would instantly refuse to eat and then dash to the Boston Market bathroom to try and force her dumbass self to throw up.
and then of course I had to drive VERY SLOWLY even though my wheel is pretty fucked up (I hit a pothole and i think it knocked my brake pad out of whack so that it screeches very very loudly when I drive), pulling over constantly so she could stick her head out the window and heave...and once I got to her apartment, which smelled like vomit, I screeched over to the nearest store to buy shit to air it out for her.
and of course by that time my whole damn day was over
And now I can't concentrate on my paper and I have all this work to do so many finals oh god >_<
You'd expect me to have some advice on efficiently studying for finals, wouldn't you.
Well.
I dunno, try doing something other than your paper?
Ah fuck it, I'm going to go force myself to eat breakfast so I can get on with my day afterwards.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
Apparently she blacked out really early in the night and can't remember anything she had done after 1 am
and woke up on the floor next to her wastebasket with vomit half in it
And then got up really early to walk a 5k for charity, then went to work, at which point she succumbed to obvious alcohol poisoning right in front of me. When I went to her apartment I saw all the empty bottles they'd used...for like a 15 person party, they drank 5 full bottles of liquor and a 24 pack of beer. The only bit of alcohol left was a tiny shot of peach liqueur.
I've never been that drunk before in my life, how do you even go through all that jesus christ
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
and apparently one of her friends, who had a habit of biting off beer bottle caps, was so drunk that when he was handed an already open bottle of beer, he bit the glass off and cut his mouth all over the place
Apparently she blacked out really early in the night and can't remember anything she had done after 1 am
and woke up on the floor next to her wastebasket with vomit half in it
And then got up really early to walk a 5k for charity, then went to work, at which point she succumbed to obvious alcohol poisoning right in front of me. When I went to her apartment I saw all the empty bottles they'd used...for like a 15 person party, they drank 5 full bottles of liquor and a 24 pack of beer. The only bit of alcohol left was a tiny shot of peach liqueur.
I've never been that drunk before in my life, how do you even go through all that jesus christ
This is soothing my hangover. I am remembering how bad it can be and realizing that this isn't so bad.
Even if the sound from the aquarium feels like drilling teeth.
and apparently one of her friends, who had a habit of biting off beer bottle caps, was so drunk that when he was handed an already open bottle of beer, he bit the glass off and cut his mouth all over the place
He ended up in a shed by the beach with a bunch of Russians. He said he got mildly concerned when they all had shit-eating grins and then went "now, let's see how you drink vodka!"
People who get black out drunk repeatedly though are kind of stupid.
Like, after the first terrible hangover you're supposed to learn to moderate yourself.
EDIT: Example - I know that 6 standard drinks is pretty much my limit, and I will have to take it easy the next day. I can stretch that to *maybe* 8 if they're sufficiently further on in the night, but that's it.
Drinking in moderation is fun, but it is a habit thatseems to take a while to develop. It also helps not to have friends who become Dickheads when drunk. Which is why I do not get drunk with my brother
5 bottles of liquor and 24 beers isn't that much for fifteen people
that means an average person in that party had one third of one of the bottles and one and a half beers
so yeah it probably got lively indeed but it's not like "oh my god are all your friends polish truckers" amounts
Well, I'm assuming that the great many of those were girls, and that the alcohol was not evenly distributed, considering outside reports that my sister had a ratio of 1:3 juice to liquor as the worst bartender ever, and made herself a copy of every drink she made for other people. Not everyone at the party got fucked up, just certain people who had to rely on their sisters for money (she also misplaced her wallet, fortunately we found it again) and transportation
I think your image of what's a lot alcohol is skewed, too
5 bottles of liquor and 24 beers isn't that much for fifteen people
that means an average person in that party had one third of one of the bottles and one and a half beers
so yeah it probably got lively indeed but it's not like "oh my god are all your friends polish truckers" amounts
Well, I'm assuming that the great many of those were girls, and that the alcohol was not evenly distributed, considering outside reports that my sister had a ratio of 1:3 juice to liquor as the worst bartender ever, and made herself a copy of every drink she made for other people. Not everyone at the party got fucked up, just certain people who had to rely on their sisters for money (she also misplaced her wallet, fortunately we found it again) and transportation
I think your image of what's a lot alcohol is skewed, too
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One weekend in Singapore there was an open day at the fire station and everyone got to jump from the third floor onto one of those catch-mattress things they used to save people from burning buildings.
It was pretty rad.
These kids weren't too into it surprisingly.
Kids obviously don't know how to enjoy life, losers.
In other words, I'm bored now.
Well, I saw it was child's cartoon book thing but I wasn't really paying attention to what it would be.
Now that I've taken a second look it's pretty damn obvious it's a Tintin book.
so fucked for my finals
I did no work yesterday, because upon picking my sister up from work, which should have been a short ordeal, I was treated to the wonderful task of taking care of her horridly hungover self, paying for food to settle her stomach that she would instantly refuse to eat and then dash to the Boston Market bathroom to try and force her dumbass self to throw up.
and then of course I had to drive VERY SLOWLY even though my wheel is pretty fucked up (I hit a pothole and i think it knocked my brake pad out of whack so that it screeches very very loudly when I drive), pulling over constantly so she could stick her head out the window and heave...and once I got to her apartment, which smelled like vomit, I screeched over to the nearest store to buy shit to air it out for her.
and of course by that time my whole damn day was over
And now I can't concentrate on my paper and I have all this work to do so many finals oh god >_<
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I dunno, try doing something other than your paper?
and woke up on the floor next to her wastebasket with vomit half in it
And then got up really early to walk a 5k for charity, then went to work, at which point she succumbed to obvious alcohol poisoning right in front of me. When I went to her apartment I saw all the empty bottles they'd used...for like a 15 person party, they drank 5 full bottles of liquor and a 24 pack of beer. The only bit of alcohol left was a tiny shot of peach liqueur.
I've never been that drunk before in my life, how do you even go through all that jesus christ
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and in the morning, "Why is my mouth bleeding?"
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This is soothing my hangover. I am remembering how bad it can be and realizing that this isn't so bad.
Even if the sound from the aquarium feels like drilling teeth.
hahahaha oh my god
well fuck you too
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She felt like shit and lost her phone.
I think it actively traumatized her, because I haven't seen her drink heavily since.
that means an average person in that party had one third of one of the bottles and one and a half beers
so yeah it probably got lively indeed but it's not like "oh my god are all your friends polish truckers" amounts
Good story bro
He ended up in a shed by the beach with a bunch of Russians. He said he got mildly concerned when they all had shit-eating grins and then went "now, let's see how you drink vodka!"
People who get black out drunk repeatedly though are kind of stupid.
Like, after the first terrible hangover you're supposed to learn to moderate yourself.
EDIT: Example - I know that 6 standard drinks is pretty much my limit, and I will have to take it easy the next day. I can stretch that to *maybe* 8 if they're sufficiently further on in the night, but that's it.
a) Drop her phone.
b) Kick her phone over the side of the boat.
I felt really bad for her but I also couldn't help but laugh. In fact, I just burst out with laughter now.
Well, I'm assuming that the great many of those were girls, and that the alcohol was not evenly distributed, considering outside reports that my sister had a ratio of 1:3 juice to liquor as the worst bartender ever, and made herself a copy of every drink she made for other people. Not everyone at the party got fucked up, just certain people who had to rely on their sisters for money (she also misplaced her wallet, fortunately we found it again) and transportation
I think your image of what's a lot alcohol is skewed, too
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I am sorry your sister is so messed up and that it's having consequences for you
you're going to talk to her, right?
:P
Already did, but I scarcely need to. These kind of experiences tend to impart their own lessons :P
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maybe.
I'm glad I learned them in HS