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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    so mrmr do you have a straight crush on nicki minaj?

    she's kind of the best. although really, in many ways this is just a continuation of my longtime crush on Lil Kim.

    and I'm requoting my video essay because it is also pretty great and you philistines need to share my opinion
    MrMister wrote: »
    Nicki Minaj guest verses are the best thing about shitty songs: a video essay.

    Bottoms Up: Tre Songz seems kind of like a rapist, Nicki at 2:40
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekAXPCphKXQ

    also features nicki delivering best rap boast ever: "we give a lot of money to the babies out in Haiti"

    2012 (End of the World): Jay Sean vomits up a new Party Like it's 1999, except without any infectious energy, Nicki at 1:15.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uFalk1y38I

    "lotta bottles and a lotta fruity cocktails!""

    Little Freak: Usher gets generic in da club with Nicki, Nicki at 3:30
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNVNzRzDt-k

    "a lotta bread, no sesame seeds"

    My Chick: Ludacris phones it in over a deranged clown beat, Nicki at 2:15
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHliQijgvA

    "It's goin down, BASEMENT!"

    Monster: Kanye wants us to finally understand how avant garde he is, Nicki at 3:!6
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbmaG72vPIM

    totally fucking kills it. "First things first I eat your brains!" is instant classic.

    "50K for a verse, no album out"--nicki you earned it

    In conclusion, fuck yes Nicki Minaj is the best.

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Seeing more and more reports about the guy asploding in central Stockholm being an islamist suicide bomber. Great, politics will go nuts.

    This is pretty much the worst thing that could happen, after this election. Nothing else could have been worse.

    SD party secretary tweeted something with #finally as a tag.

    :x

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Seeing more and more reports about the guy asploding in central Stockholm being an islamist suicide bomber. Great, politics will go nuts.

    This is pretty much the worst thing that could happen, after this election. Nothing else could have been worse.

    SD party secretary tweeted something with #finally as a tag.

    And were people not generally retarded they would understand that those are the actual people hoping for things like this to happen, and the people who are right now very happy that it has happened.

    Honk on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tetsuo is a strange movie. A very strange movie.

    Gim on
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    okay first things first I eat your brains
    then Imma start rocking gold teeth and fangs
    'cause that's what a motherfucking monster do!


    ...

    and I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
    and if I'm fake I ain't notice 'cause my money ain't!


    <3 nicki!

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Glasgow is once again Curry Capital of Britain.

    I have eaten at two of the four finalist restaurants.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    HOLY MOTHERFUCKING GODS THE ME3 TRAILER WOO!

    Mazzyx on
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gim wrote: »
    Tetsuo is a strange movie. A very strange movie.

    Yeah. Not very good.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You know, you'd think something as old as the Reapers would be able to just wipe out a planet in a few hours.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gim wrote: »
    Tetsuo is a strange movie. A very strange movie.

    Yeah. Not very good.

    It's something else, alright. Editing must have taken forever.

    Gim on
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gim wrote: »
    Tetsuo is a strange movie. A very strange movie.

    Yeah. Not very good.

    All I think of when I see the name Tetsuo is the urge to scream

    AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    TETUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    God I want to be in Toronto so bad right now

    it's killing me

    Zombiemambo on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I must

    plant

    tea

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    God I want to be in Toronto so bad right now

    it's killing me

    Is there something special about Toronto?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Looks like Ticketmaster got it right for once and sent the tickets to where they would be sending them.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    God I want to be in Toronto so bad right now

    it's killing me

    Is there something special about Toronto?

    it's a cool place

    and I'm going to live there

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok, so I sometimes get annoyed with the over the top stalker-crush some guys get for non-threatening indie girls (a la Zooey Deschanel), but I have to admit the girl from the Hyundai holiday commercials is astoundingly adorable. Hyundai

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    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also, I really hate where I live

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    God I want to be in Toronto so bad right now

    it's killing me

    Is there something special about Toronto?

    it's a cool place

    and I'm going to live there

    It's probably because of Scott Pilgrim.

    Even if it's not I'm blaming Scott Pilgrim and calling you a Pilgrim Poser.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Tetsuo is a strange movie. A very strange movie.

    Yeah. Not very good.

    All I think of when I see the name Tetsuo is the urge to scream

    AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    TETUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I'm pretty sure everyone gets that urge.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    You know, you'd think something as old as the Reapers would be able to just wipe out a planet in a few hours.

    Yes. My thought on seeing that trailer was "This looks pretty mild".

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think if I knew someone like Scott Pilgrim he would be very punchable.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I will never get used to the american pronunciation of "Hyundai" as "hun-day".

    japan on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    You know, you'd think something as old as the Reapers would be able to just wipe out a planet in a few hours.

    Yes. My thought on seeing that trailer was "This looks pretty mild".

    I mean, that clock tower is still mostly standing and everything!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think if I knew someone like Scott Pilgrim he would be very punchable.

    Don't you know Scott Pilgrim is the greatest fighter in the Toronto area?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok, so I sometimes get annoyed with the over the top stalker-crush some guys get for non-threatening indie girls (a la Zooey Deschanel), but I have to admit the girl from the Hyundai holiday commercials is astoundingly adorable. Hyundai

    Oh man, I didn't realize she had her breakout indie moment where she's in a commercial!

    Her telephone cover is pretty awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vEStDd6HVY

    And I legitimately like her version of Don't Wanna Miss a Thing, even though I hate the original

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmENgrVOwgA&feature=channel

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    God I want to be in Toronto so bad right now

    it's killing me

    Is there something special about Toronto?

    it's a cool place

    and I'm going to live there

    It's probably because of Scott Pilgrim.

    Even if it's not I'm blaming Scott Pilgrim and calling you a Pilgrim Poser.

    and I'm going to call you an idiot

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I think if I knew someone like Scott Pilgrim he would be very punchable.

    Don't you know Scott Pilgrim is the greatest fighter in the Toronto area?

    I would just sneak up and take him out with a baseball bat.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    this girl likes a lot of questionable music

    disappointing

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    She kinda looks like Beck.

    Is she related to Beck?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't think you've considered the possibility that they are the same person

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Indie songs are all the rage for commercials at the moment. There's at least three or four major add campaigns featuring really indie music right now.

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    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh shit two Lotus F1 teams for 2011.

    The guy that owns Air Asia runs one, the other is run by Proton, who own Lotus Car, and bought the Renault F1 team from Renault.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Indie songs are all the rage for commercials at the moment. There's at least three or four major add campaigns featuring really indie music right now.

    Like the Kindle theme song. It's waaaayyy too catchy.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Indie songs are all the rage for commercials at the moment. There's at least three or four major add campaigns featuring really indie music right now.

    BUT since it is now mainstream it cannot be "indie" anymore. So therefore major companies can never feature indie music because as soon as they feature it, it become mainstream and the only way that hipsters could like it is if they like it "ironically"

    My head hurts.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    Irony: Swedish community advertising on Facebook, wanting to reach 10k members on their... Facebook page.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    You know, you'd think something as old as the Reapers would be able to just wipe out a planet in a few hours.

    Yes. My thought on seeing that trailer was "This looks pretty mild".

    I mean, that clock tower is still mostly standing and everything!

    All that talk about ships blocking out the sky... The sky was clearly visible, there were like 5 ships.

    We've been duped.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Indie songs are all the rage for commercials at the moment. There's at least three or four major add campaigns featuring really indie music right now.

    It's basically because advertisers realized that poppy indie earworms are the best way to put a product directly into your brain.

    I hope that this commercial secures for Pomplamoose the success they deserve.

    edit: also, she looks a lot like my former roommate, who is a very, very pretty man. Funny how that works; both are super-hot, even though they really look alike and are opposite genders.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    So people in the Mass Effect thread are saying that the voice is Sean Bean. They are clearly wrong.

    Honk on
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean, that clock tower is still mostly standing and everything!

    beautiful to watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQFw5Okb7rsc

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