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SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also I'm going to have some difficulty finding time to wrap the thing, being at my parents' house for christmas

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I've seen that video, SH.

    but crwth said he turned the camera off ;_;

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BEARD wrote: »
    the people walking outside the shop might judge me

    they might be judges.

    Didn't they put the dildo in a bag or a box for you? Did you have to transport it outside the store while having in your mouth?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bargin bin at a sex shop

    big ol sad cardboard sign

    "Busted Junk 1/2 Off"

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    The trick is to just act like you buy them all the time.

    "Hey, can you ring this up for me? Yeah, third one this week. Business has been brutal, you know what I mean? Nah, no gift receipt."

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe they had dildo gift cards. Good for one dildo at Dildo Emporium.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    The trick is to just act like you buy them all the time.

    "Hey, can you ring this up for me? Yeah, third one this week. Business has been brutal, you know what I mean? Nah, no gift receipt."

    "I really miss the ribbing on the ol' Mark II. You know what I'm talking about. All these goddamn cheap imported dildos. What happened to quality?"

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I remember a leaving do for a colleague of mine a few years ago. As a joke somebody bought them a vibrator as a going away gift. They turned up the next week for the weekly pub session and when asked how the vibrator was, she claimed that she hadn't used it because she'd left the thing on in her handbag on the way home the week before and the batteries had died out. no-one believed her.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Maybe they had dildo gift cards. Good for one dildo at Dildo Emporium.

    you put the gift cert. in a popup christmas card and it's Santa with a boner


    boom

    suck on that, Hallmark

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I told them I'd wear it out of the store

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hallmark, more like Ballmark.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BEARD wrote: »
    I told them I'd wear it out of the store

    Then you have to purchase lube. I recommend by the 5 gallon bucket.

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The place smelled exactly the way you'd think an adult superstore would smell, too. Clean and sanitized.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think it says alot about society that people are now asking for dildos in a secret santa.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Did they have dildos and fleshlites to try out? Like a display, the way stores show TV's and kitchen appliances?

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    They didn't have a dildo section, only a "dongs" section. I felt at home.

    I feel sorry for all the old fat guys who were in the store when I walked in, though. Because I was def. judging them.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Multi-tasker: Dildo/Fleshlight combination. For the celibate lovers in your life.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait, have you already bought the dildo? Or did you walk in, lose your bottle and walk out?

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BEARD wrote: »
    They didn't have a dildo section, only a "dongs" section. I felt at home.

    I feel sorry for all the old fat guys who were in the store when I walked in, though. Because I was def. judging them.

    Old fat guys need sex toys too!

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    Nothing. Matters.
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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh of course I bought the dildo

    I wasn't going to cross that threshold without something in my hand(s)

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BEARD wrote: »
    oh of course I bought the dildo

    I wasn't going to cross that threshold without something in my hand(s)

    Now I'm imagining that scene from the PeeWee Herman movie where he runs out of the burning pet store with the two huge handfuls of snakes.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    BEARD wrote: »
    They didn't have a dildo section, only a "dongs" section. I felt at home.

    I feel sorry for all the old fat guys who were in the store when I walked in, though. Because I was def. judging them.

    Old fat guys need sex toys too!

    They were probably buying porn DVDs.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    BEARD wrote: »
    They didn't have a dildo section, only a "dongs" section. I felt at home.

    I feel sorry for all the old fat guys who were in the store when I walked in, though. Because I was def. judging them.

    Old fat guys need sex toys too!

    They were probably buying porn DVDs.

    Seriously, who the fuck actually buys physical copies of porn anymore? Haven't they heard of the intertrons.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    BEARD wrote: »
    oh of course I bought the dildo

    I wasn't going to cross that threshold without something in my hand(s)

    Now I'm imagining that scene from the PeeWee Herman movie where he runs out of the burning pet store with the two huge handfuls of snakes.

    Man, I'm supposed to be watching holiday movies, but now I'm in the mood for Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

    "Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TankHammer wrote: »
    They were probably buying porn DVDs.

    Either that or looking for someone to go into the video booths with them.

    Oh sex toy stores, always bastions of debauchery you don't want to know about.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I've seen that video, SH.

    but crwth said he turned the camera off ;_;

    Does Lady SH know that you used her bowling alley husband for sex acts?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    BEARD wrote: »
    oh of course I bought the dildo

    I wasn't going to cross that threshold without something in my hand(s)

    Now I'm imagining that scene from the PeeWee Herman movie where he runs out of the burning pet store with the two huge handfuls of snakes.

    Man, I'm supposed to be watching holiday movies, but now I'm in the mood for Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

    "Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"

    "There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."

    "I don't understand."

    "You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    BEARD wrote: »
    oh of course I bought the dildo

    I wasn't going to cross that threshold without something in my hand(s)

    Now I'm imagining that scene from the PeeWee Herman movie where he runs out of the burning pet store with the two huge handfuls of snakes.

    Man, I'm supposed to be watching holiday movies, but now I'm in the mood for Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

    "Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"

    "There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."

    "I don't understand."

    "You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."

    Yessss

    I guess it was a rebroadcast from 2004, but they played an interview on Fresh Air last month with Paul Reubens, and fuck the haters, I still love Pee Wee's Playhouse.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nas that hg wells bokk is amazing

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Nas that hg wells bokk is amazing

    It's even more amazing now that it's in my pants.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Nas that hg wells bokk is amazing

    It's even more amazing now that it's in my pants.

    I was gonna say it must be a tight fit but then I thought.. nah, probably lots of spare room in there.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Perrsun wrote: »

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    I don't really drink coffee, but I will drink this, since you say it's some kind of phenomenon.

    don't feel obligated to drink it if it's not your thing. If you want, find someone who does drink coffee and give it to them.
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    This appears to be a sort of noodle and some kind of meat strip. I am scared because they both have the word "seafood" on them, but I will find out what they taste like some day.

    these are actually dried octopus and squid, and are quite tasty (I think).
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    I haven't opened these yet, but I am 100% sure nothing but good can come from these candies themed after poop. They even have dispensers that eject the candies from their butt.

    It is a Canadian tradition to pattern and name candies and other delicious things after animal poop.
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    Gonna be honest; I don't like coconut. I promise I will try one of these, because I'd be a huge jerk if I didn't at least give it a shot.

    Aww... Sorry about that.
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    I like Rocky Horror a lot, but the only prior experience I have with Glee is they used to play a version of Don't Stop Believin' at work from the show, and I though it sounded weird... parts of that song were actually nice, and gave it a fresh feel. Parts of it made me go "OK, you're just vocally showing off. Enough."

    I listened to this today, and it kind of gives me the same feeling. Maybe I need to see the show to see what exactly all the fuss is about?

    I do appreciate this, as it forces something on me that I normally wouldn't try out myself, and I'm not outgoing enough to do anything about on my own. Also, I really like this version of Science Fiction Double Feature.

    Honestly, I only really listen to the music. I haven't gotten into the show at all.
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    I kind of feel like a real D&D player now. I've just been borrowing my friend's books or looking at PDFs for reference, and now I can look at my own book when I need to look something up. This is awesome.

    I'm glad you like it!
    And now, are you ready for the GRAND FINALE? I hope you are, because it is truly spectacular:

    Not entirely NSFW, but I'll link it anyway.

    Yeah, you read that right. It's incense sticks.

    There's a picture of a cat on that one.

    CAULK BITE 6 is amazing. Thank you so very much.

    I really must know, as I was too scared to find out for myself, what a "Money House" smells like. Will you make that brave step for me, good sir?

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    DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I haven't received anything from my G&T or SE++ Santa/Satan yet. I'll be leaving town for 4 days starting tomorrow, and there's a chance those 4 days get extended to 11 days, so it might be awhile until I get a gift or post anything about it. Satan, if you're expecting the gift to arrive during this time, could you have a proxy let me know? It might factor in to how long I'm out of town (not solely, but a lot of little things going on might make me lean to a shorter trip).

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    Wii U: DHS-Odium // Live: DHS Odium // PSN: DHSOdium // Steam: dhsykes // 3DS: 0318-6615-5294
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I was gifted one of those things that dispense poo/jelly beans. They are hilarious.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh my god those jelly cups are the best

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm leaving for my vacation tonight, so I wanted to get in a merry Christmas to all you guys before I go. Be well everyone! :3

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Happy Holidays!
    Is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas!

    Fiz on
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh, apparently USPS has an expected arrival date on the tracking site...

    December 27?

    Fuck, I hope that's an overly generous estimate; I really want my guy to get his gifts by Christmas.

    How long does it take to ship something along the East Coast anyway?
    Yes, I'm intentionally dropping hints.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So false alarm i guess? It wasn't actually Sheri's Satan.

    Apparently it was just B.C being a cool dude

    who remembered that I love warheads from an offhand comment from like four years ago

    way to represent the season, bro

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Way to ruin my surprise Javen

    Imma make a photo post anyway

    BC is awesome!

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