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Sober [chat]

EddyEddy Gengar the BittersweetRegistered User regular
edited December 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
If you're drunk, get the hell out. I don't need no god damn four-loko enthusiasts / bum wine sodomites drunking up what should be a reasonable chat of high integrity.

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Talk to me about line-dancing, video games, and other things us teetotaler folk all enjoy!

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    this chat

    is this authorized

    sanctioned

    display your certificate of authenticity please

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    wait is this the no-drinkers or no-sodomites thread?

    it is like a bait and switch

    come for the pizza party

    stay for the abstinence vow

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BOOO

    BOOO TO THIS PROHIBITION CHAT

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    some wine would be good right now

    but alas

    actually it's getting late I should finish this movie I started earlier.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    One day my chat of words shall rise from the grave when Will remembers our contract. One day.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote:
    I've actually had it! I too bought it solely due to the label. It sells in New Orleans (surprise) and it's not that bad. I mean, I had it with a ton of ice and diet coke, so I guess I can't really say how it tastes straight.

    man it's rum, who drinks it straight anyway

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    Conform obviously

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    pay a homeless man to walk behind you and hold an umbrella over head

    Senjutsu on
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is this the no-drinkers or no-sodomites thread?

    it is like a bait and switch

    come for the pizza party

    stay for the abstinence vow

    It is a well known fact that sodomites require alcohol to sodomize



    I guess I was using sodomite in the marquis de sade manner

    Eddy on
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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    Conform obviously

    This is the only choice

    New York is the city of conformity

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Eddy wrote:
    I've actually had it! I too bought it solely due to the label. It sells in New Orleans (surprise) and it's not that bad. I mean, I had it with a ton of ice and diet coke, so I guess I can't really say how it tastes straight.

    man it's rum, who drinks it straight anyway

    good rum is my favorite alcohol to drink straight

    so delicious for a third of the price of scotch

    skippydumptruck on
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    this chat

    is this authorized

    sanctioned

    display your certificate of authenticity please



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    Carry on.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sober [chat] is good given I'm only on the first cup of coffee for the morning.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    buy a nice wool overcoat

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=680&Product_Id=1097597&Parent_Id=222&default_color=BLACK&sort_by=&sectioncolor=&sectionsize=

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I would consider looking for a job in Oz, but I don't really want to leave the country, especially since I'm looking at grad school in the fairly near future and American elections are my thing.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    Conform obviously

    This is the only choice

    New York is the city of conformity

    Thinking about it, that's a pretty accurate summation of the place

    Eddy on
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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is this the no-drinkers or no-sodomites thread?

    it is like a bait and switch

    come for the pizza party

    stay for the abstinence vow

    It is a well known fact that sodomites require alcohol to sodomize

    I guess I was using sodomite in the marquis de sade manner

    Man, I sodomize strictly stone cold sober.

    Just like Jesus intended.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Eddy wrote:
    I've actually had it! I too bought it solely due to the label. It sells in New Orleans (surprise) and it's not that bad. I mean, I had it with a ton of ice and diet coke, so I guess I can't really say how it tastes straight.

    man it's rum, who drinks it straight anyway

    people who live on islands

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Eddy wrote:
    I've actually had it! I too bought it solely due to the label. It sells in New Orleans (surprise) and it's not that bad. I mean, I had it with a ton of ice and diet coke, so I guess I can't really say how it tastes straight.

    man it's rum, who drinks it straight anyway

    Pirates?

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  • Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    Leave New York?

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    short sleeve shirt over long sleeve shirt

    hip!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    sober [chat] is good given I'm only on the first cup of coffee for the morning.

    that's no way to start your day

    Senjutsu on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Eddy wrote:
    I've actually had it! I too bought it solely due to the label. It sells in New Orleans (surprise) and it's not that bad. I mean, I had it with a ton of ice and diet coke, so I guess I can't really say how it tastes straight.

    man it's rum, who drinks it straight anyway

    I do, and still the only night I have ever blacked out from liquor.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    whiskey dick: when you're too inundated with alcohol to perform properly, or when you're so topped off with whiskey you become a superhuman sex machine?

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    buy a nice wool overcoat

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=680&Product_Id=1097597&Parent_Id=222&default_color=BLACK&sort_by=&sectioncolor=&sectionsize=

    Yeah, alright, this could WILL THIS IS $800

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ahaha my dog is chewing on his ball

    and his face looks like a hippopotamus

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  • His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sodomy is the best kind of -my

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    prohibition chat is dumb

    So It Goes on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    I would consider looking for a job in Oz, but I don't really want to leave the country, especially since I'm looking at grad school in the fairly near future and American elections are my thing.

    a wise decision

    Australian elections are nowhere near as interesting as American ones

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Good evening [chat].

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    whiskey dick: when you're too inundated with alcohol to perform properly, or when you're so topped off with whiskey you become a superhuman sex machine?

    I always thought it was the first but apparently it's the second

    So It Goes on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    buy a nice wool overcoat

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=680&Product_Id=1097597&Parent_Id=222&default_color=BLACK&sort_by=&sectioncolor=&sectionsize=

    Yeah, alright, this could WILL THIS IS $800

    it is a nice coat

    it was my christmas present last year

    i'm sure that there are less expensive coats in that sort of style around from other companies

    you could try sears

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    prohibition chat is dumb

    It's all very tongue-in-cheek

    i'm drinking, how witty of me :D

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    buy a nice wool overcoat

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=680&Product_Id=1097597&Parent_Id=222&default_color=BLACK&sort_by=&sectioncolor=&sectionsize=

    Yeah, alright, this could WILL THIS IS $800

    It is an investment you fool

    sell it as vintage in a few years, make a profit

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    whiskey dick means you can't work it

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    prohibition chat is dumb

    right?

    Senjutsu on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    whiskey dick: when you're too inundated with alcohol to perform properly, or when you're so topped off with whiskey you become a superhuman sex machine?

    i have always heard it as the first

    i mean for me it's the second

    but for the rest of the world i think the first definition is what is intended

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    His Corkiness wrote: »
    sodomy is the best kind of -my

    I'd prefer sodomu

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