Man, I don't even want to come out to my parents because they'd take it too well. I know there'd be zero problems at all with anyone in my family (cept my Granddad, but he's so hilariously racist that I put up with him) but I really can't be bothered.
The hardest thing I've had to do was quiet the inner demons of doubt and self loathing that chatter away at me and tell me that the nicest thing I could do for a person I cared about was stay as far away as possible.
My brother is always going on about his perfect gaydar. Wonder if he's even remotely aware.
Maybe he's trying to let you know he knows without out and out saying it.
He is not that subtle. Really. If he wanted to tell me, he'd probably yell it so loud the entire street would hear. Lovingly of course. My other brother reads these forums though. Wonder if he knows.
I might be bisexual. But that just opens up another gender I'm too afraid to make moves on
I once attempted to see if I had any gay/bi tendencies.
Turns out sexual things near or on or around dudes literally makes my dick shrink
What I imagine is I would be going into it and be like no this isn't what I want at all. Then the other dude is like hey bro don't blue ball me over here.
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That's another toughie.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
his response? "SHUT UP GIRL IT'S OVERTIME"
She would always be like "You know if you were gay we'd still love you and it'd be okay."
"I'm not gay, mom."
Even when I got a boyfriend she was like
"You know you don't need to keep up a charade for us I will always love you unconditionally and I'm sure Aaron will still be your friend."
"I'M NOT GAY, MOM."
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
because I was oversexed
Definitely been through this
Gay guys in highschool used to try and cyber with me over MSN. That was a rough period
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I asked a friend who claims to have a good gaydar if I ever looked like a lesbian
he was like, well, when you wear big sweaters and jeans you look pretty dykey.
Are you there god, it's me, Stale
so statistically, i'm bisexual
that's how this stuff works, right?
Got a basement full of tarantulas
Anime figurines everywhere
Works graveyard shift hours most of the time
Don't think he socializes outside of XBL
Maybe he's trying to let you know he knows without out and out saying it.
naknaknaknaknak
He is not that subtle. Really. If he wanted to tell me, he'd probably yell it so loud the entire street would hear. Lovingly of course. My other brother reads these forums though. Wonder if he knows.
Interrupting overtime is something straight women do.
There are only a few of us. Fortunately everyone on the forum is very accepting of our simple vanilla lifestyle.
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no but if you put $15 down I can put a pillow-chan on layaway for him
livin' the dream
I am an exclusively straight forumer...unless you count vampires.
When do you think he'll escalate to killing women in the woods and using their body parts to make household items?
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According to the internet, I'm actually significantly less gay than the average straight male.
quiet honestly?
wouldn't be surprised if he had one already
Vampires don't count. Neither do werewolves or aliens. It's in the bible...somewhere...in the back.
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I once attempted to see if I had any gay/bi tendencies.
Turns out sexual things near or on or around dudes literally makes my dick shrink
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
So you went negative inches?
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there's a term for it
you're a bear
and you're a daddy
you're a daddy bear
I pretty much grew a temporary vagina
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
That sounds extraordinarily painful.
"Man shall not lie with man, except if he hath called no-homo at the onset. Also, aliens and werewolves are totally fine."
Me and Jack Donaghy
What I imagine is I would be going into it and be like no this isn't what I want at all. Then the other dude is like hey bro don't blue ball me over here.
did you know that you can actually tuck your dropped balls back into your body
it's true