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Wherein we give old books new names!

AmiguAmigu Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Ok this doesn't need to be limited to books you can really make up names for any text you want (books, movies, games et.) but I just reckon people would be a lot less ill advised in reading the following books if they had their content spelt out clearly on the fron cover:

"Brave New World" mor lyk "Woody Allen in the Garden of Eden"
"Beneath the Wheel" mor lyk "Live Journal 1906"

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    "1984" more like "23 years ago"

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I actually like this idea.

    Catcher in the Rye ---> Whiney Emo Fag Before Livejournal Was Invented

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Walden"
    moar liek
    "HOLY SHIT!! TREES!!"

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    STEAM!
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    House Of Leaves more like FOR ME TO POOP ON

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Goosebumps"

    moar leik

    "AAAAHHH!! Real monsters!!"

    tugga on
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    STEAM!
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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    More like Major Major Major 8th Grade Book Report Due Friday!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Spider-Man more like Spiderman

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    MarcusMarcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    American Gods? More like Gods From Other Countries.

    Serisouly though I just read it it was excellent.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Da Vinci Code, more like "Garbage bandwagon people followed so everyone could trick each other into thinking they still fucking read"

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    MarcusMarcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dely Apple wrote:
    More like Major Major Major 8th Grade Book Report Due Friday!
    Who promoted Major Major Major?!?!

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Good Omens more like Poor Humor

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    Captain VashCaptain Vash Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "The lord of the rings"

    More like

    "Midget on a drug trip"

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    more like The DEAD Pony

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited January 2007
    Chlorophyll...more like borophyll

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Kane2073 wrote:
    Chlorophyll...more like borophyll
    This one is good

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    more like The Old Man and the BORING

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    The Far Side wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Kane2073 wrote:
    Chlorophyll...more like borophyll
    This one is good
    Stop copying my posts, Keith

    or is this a ploy to let you stab me

    shield

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    books more like pieces of paper with words on them bound in more paper with more words on them

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    State of Fear, more like Michael Crichton Has Opinions on the Environment

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2007
    Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

    wink

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    "Kama Sutra"? more like "oh my god so that's where mom learned that"

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Arr... ye be in Davy jones' Locker

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    larlar when you typed your title did you hit backspace at the end and if you did what powers do you have now

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    American Gods -> The Man Eating Vulva Monster, and Other Stories.

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    great expectations - no one who fucking reads this in 9th grade likes it

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Survivor? More like 9/11; Outback Edition

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    "Oedipus"? more like "oh my god so that's where mom learned that"
    fixed.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Calebros wrote:
    larlar when you typed your title did you hit backspace at the end and if you did what powers do you have now

    delete

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Far Side wrote:
    Carl with a K wrote:
    great expectations - no one who fucking reads this in 9th grade likes it
    nobody who reads it likes it ever
    yes that

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2007
    "Sports Almanac" more like "Biff's Magic Future Biff Book of Win."

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Of Mice and Men, moar lyke "I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him..."

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A Very Old Man with Enormous Amounts of LSD Flowing Through His Bloodstream.

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited January 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    Of Mice and Men, moar lyke "I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him..."

    :D
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Starwars More like Gaywars

    Lord of the rings more like Lord of the gays

    DnD more like Gay an Gay

    Halflife more like FullGay

    Starcraft more like Fagcraft

    World of warcraft more like Gayworld of GayCraft

    Waynes world more like GAys world

    Titanic more like Faganic

    Venture Bros more like Venture Fags

    Guiness more like Gayness

    Bridcage more like Gaycage

    Harlem Globe Trotters more like Faggy Gay Trotters

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Calebros wrote:
    larlar when you typed your title did you hit backspace at the end and if you did what powers do you have now

    delete

    the delete button on his keyboard is where our backspace key is now, if i recall correctly

    delete deletes things in front of the curser and not behind it so why would he hit that

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Calebros wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Calebros wrote:
    larlar when you typed your title did you hit backspace at the end and if you did what powers do you have now

    delete

    the delete button on his keyboard is where our backspace key is now, if i recall correctly

    delete deletes things in front of the curser and not behind it so why would he hit that

    i never knew delete did that until just now

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Starwars More like Gaywars

    Lord of the rings more like Lord of the gays

    DnD more like Gay an Gay

    Halflife more like FullGay

    Starcraft more like Fagcraft

    World of warcraft more like Gayworld of GayCraft

    Waynes world more like GAys world

    Titanic more like Faganic

    Venture Bros more like Venture Fags

    Guiness more like Gayness

    Bridcage more like Gaycage

    Harlem Globe Trotters more like Faggy Gay Trotters

    What about Brokeback Mountain?

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