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Who wants titties?

Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
The lavender and tea tree oils found in some soaps, shampoos, hair gels and body lotions can produce enlarged breasts in boys, researchers reported today.

These plant oils were linked to abnormal breast development in three boys, which was reversed when they stopped using them, Dr Clifford Bloch of Pediatric Endocrine Associates in Greenwood Village, Colorado, and colleagues reported.

They said their study, published in today's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine, suggested these oils can act in ways similar to the hormone oestrogen.

boobs!

tl;dr: Rubbing yourself up with fruity smelling oils make your breasteses swell.

So, anyone up for a little... experiment? :winky:

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    i am down for TFS getting some titties

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    I am down

    haha, we already knew you would be TFS.

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rude box all up in here

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    if i could i'd probably take some ruuude titties

    as long as i got ot keep my wang and they looked nice

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Its either abnormal boy boobs or itchy, nasty, dry scalp.

    I hate dry scalp, and I don't have time for regular tits anyways.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ill do it.

    i am quite adventurous :winky:

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Would the nipple produce milk though? Its no fun unless you can lactate through a sweater

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    oh my god oh my god WHAT PRODUCT IS THIS IN AND WHERE CAN I BUY IT

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [spoiler:fcadcd6f9a]ive always wanted boobs[/spoiler:fcadcd6f9a]

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is just an attempt to get people to post for assassins. Isn't it?!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    STAB

    (not really)

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    STAB
    counter stab

    damn you asses, Im all hopped up on internet adrenaline

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WHOOOPS

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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SH you gotta quote his post

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    smart hero's not playing, guys

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sorry.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    wombat wrote:
    smart hero's not playing, guys

    It was funny when Larlar did it

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Evolutionary biologists have discovered that a lot of the physical traits we consider attractive have a sound basis in genetics. Choosing the right mate obviously is a very important decision - so our genes have, over time, learned to help us out. We tend to find indications of health to be attractive. Signs of disease, malnutrition, or general unfitness are perceived as unattractive.

    How does this explain the male fascination with big breasts? Well, it sounds like a reach, but here it is: humans are the only primates that have sex face-to-face. All other primates choose the front-to-back position. Human females are along among the primates in having large breasts even when not nursing. Evolutionary biologists theorize that large breasts look like a butt! Crazy as it sounds, all the evidence fits: all primates are turned on by butts - except people. Only humans have large breasts and mate face-to-face. Therefore, maybe big breasts evolved in imitation of buttocks.

    Here's another explanation that's easier to believe: larger breasts indicate adequate stores of subcutaneous fat, which is a sign of health. Flat breasts may indicate a post-menopausal woman who is no longer able to have children and therefore not an ideal mate from the evolutionary perspective.

    hmm.. explains a little

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's just lavender oil guys. Take off your shirts and start rubbing each other down. And uh... the camera is to document the process. FOR SCIENCE.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's bullshit. I like butts.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Synthetic Orange wrote:
    It's just lavender oil guys. Take off your shirts and start rubbing each other down. And uh... the camera is to document the process. FOR SCIENCE.
    do it to me

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote:
    Synthetic Orange wrote:
    It's just lavender oil guys. Take off your shirts and start rubbing each other down. And uh... the camera is to document the process. FOR SCIENCE.
    do it to me

    Bro-rape

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    like a can and a half

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    so who is more homo in bro rape? probably the rapist, huh

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote:
    Synthetic Orange wrote:
    It's just lavender oil guys. Take off your shirts and start rubbing each other down. And uh... the camera is to document the process. FOR SCIENCE.
    do it to me

    I can't belive I'm getting an apartment with you. Weirdo.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I am going to hit on you all the time

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wrench N Rockets wrote:
    That's bullshit. I like butts.
    Alien alert

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    lol sup

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shorty wrote:
    WhipstitchZombie wrote:
    Synthetic Orange wrote:
    It's just lavender oil guys. Take off your shirts and start rubbing each other down. And uh... the camera is to document the process. FOR SCIENCE.
    do it to me

    I can't belive I'm getting an apartment with you. Weirdo.

    Call back when you wake up covered in oil. Plus tits.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TM2 Rampage wrote:
    Wrench N Rockets wrote:
    That's bullshit. I like butts.
    Alien alert
    I cannot lie.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Right now my roommate is sitting at his desk, shirtless, practicing guitar to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

    I would kind of prefer if he liked pokemon and hit on me all the time.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote:
    I am down

    you already have huge tits, chunky-chunks

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zek wrote:
    Right now my roommate is sitting at his desk, shirtless, practicing guitar to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

    I would kind of prefer if he liked pokemon and hit on me all the time.
    woird

    Could be worse. Could be playing Viva Pinata ALL FUCKING DAY WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND

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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    zek is gone

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Synthetic Orange wrote:
    It's just lavender oil guys. Take off your shirts and start rubbing each other down. And uh... the camera is to document the process. FOR SCIENCE.

    I would like back up copies for archival purposes

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