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Ah crap, now I'm blind.

JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
I just woke up to my roommate and his rhinoceros of a girlfriend sexing each other.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    pm plz

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Invest in walls.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    cup his balls for moral support

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rhinoceros as in

    large horn?

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  • JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Air wrote:
    rhinoceros as in

    large horn?

    I suppose Hippo would have been a better choice.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you are not blind

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    At least he was getting some

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Are you still watching?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J3p wrote:
    you are not blind
    He has a braille monitor

    Green on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jyardana wrote:
    Air wrote:
    rhinoceros as in

    large horn?

    I suppose Hippo would have been a better choice.

    well as long as size is the only thing she has in common with a rhino i guess it could be worse

    Air on
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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Air wrote:
    Jyardana wrote:
    Air wrote:
    rhinoceros as in

    large horn?

    I suppose Hippo would have been a better choice.

    well as long as size is the only thing she has in common with a rhino i guess it could be worse
    It's possible his room mate is a furry that happens to get off on animals with horns.

    see317 on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    what you do is yell out I'LL SAVE YOU

    then throw a stick of butter to the other side of the room

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    what you do is yell out I'LL SAVE YOU

    then throw a stick of butter to the other side of the room

    They will just lube up with it. And then eat it.

    Defender on
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    see317 wrote:
    Air wrote:
    Jyardana wrote:
    Air wrote:
    rhinoceros as in

    large horn?

    I suppose Hippo would have been a better choice.

    well as long as size is the only thing she has in common with a rhino i guess it could be worse
    It's possible his room mate is a furry that happens to get off on animals with horns.
    Rhinos are not furry by any definition.

    Zek on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zek wrote:
    see317 wrote:
    Air wrote:
    Jyardana wrote:
    Air wrote:
    rhinoceros as in

    large horn?

    I suppose Hippo would have been a better choice.

    well as long as size is the only thing she has in common with a rhino i guess it could be worse
    It's possible his room mate is a furry that happens to get off on animals with horns.
    Rhinos are not furry by any definition.

    <picture of dude in orca suit>

    They don't really care dude.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rhino2.jpg

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Did she stamp her feet and impale him on her horn, tossing his body aside like a rag doll?

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tell your roommate to quit hoggin and find a non fat woman.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's gettin hot in these Rhinos!

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    precisionk wrote:
    Tell your roommate to quit hoggin and let you have a go on her.

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is your room-mate gay, by any chance? I see no other reason why a man would want a rhinoceros.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Their horns are worth a lot on the black market, maybe he'll cut it off her and sell it

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Brody wrote:
    Is your room-mate gay, by any chance? I see no other reason why a man would want a rhinoceros.

    how does being gay interest someone in fucking fat girls

    or if you're being literal

    how does being gay interest someone in fucking animals



    you clearly didn't think this through

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Maybe he thinks there aren't any female Rhinos.

    They reproduce by budding.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    Brody wrote:
    Is your room-mate gay, by any chance? I see no other reason why a man would want a rhinoceros.

    how does being gay interest someone in fucking fat girls

    or if you're being literal

    how does being gay interest someone in fucking animals



    you clearly didn't think this through

    because if he wants to marry a guy he also might want to marry his dog?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I bet he's just using her for her oxpecker.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Brody wrote:
    Is your room-mate gay, by any chance? I see no other reason why a man would want a rhinoceros.

    how does being gay interest someone in fucking fat girls

    or if you're being literal

    how does being gay interest someone in fucking animals



    you clearly didn't think this through

    because if he wants to marry a guy he also might want to marry his dog?

    Falwellian logic for the win

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    SporkAndrew wrote:
    Maybe he thinks there aren't any female Rhinos.

    They reproduce by budding.

    hmm, that may be it

    Brody, are you currently under the assumption the rhinocerii reproduce by budding

    is that what happened

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    I bet he's just using her for her oxpecker.

    i looked up oxpecker, thinking it was going to be something dirty

    but instead i giggled

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.

    what about his huge manpenis

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.
    This explains everything.

    Case closed team, tacos are on me tonight.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.

    I fail to see how that furthers peace in the world.

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pata Hikari wrote:
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.

    I fail to see how that furthers peace in the world.

    EXACTLY.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Pata Hikari wrote:
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.

    I fail to see how that furthers peace in the world.

    EXACTLY.

    It'll be very peaceful when everyone's dead.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    I bet he's just using her for her oxpecker.

    i looked up oxpecker, thinking it was going to be something dirty

    but instead i giggled

    See, that's the brilliance of it.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.

    what about his huge manbearpig?

    Fixed

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Pata Hikari wrote:
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.

    I fail to see how that furthers peace in the world.

    EXACTLY.

    It'll be very peaceful when everyone's dead.

    Well it'll only be peaceful if we ignore it. So that means that everyone who didn't tell everyone about global warming should get a Nobel Peace Prize, which is me! Yep, I'm up there with the likes of Martin Luther King Jr. and maybe Jimmy Carter.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.
    300px-Al_Gore_on_Futurama.jpg

    "I must go now, to help collect cans on Jupiter. PEACE OUT Y'ALL!"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    SeñorAmor wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Quadrophenia wrote:
    Apparently Al Gore is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming work.

    what about his huge manbearpig?

    Fixed

    what the fuck are you even talking about

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