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The Celebrated Jumping [chat] of Calaveras County

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    try meeting fewer people at magic the gathering night at the comic shop, JK

    hey

    hey

    When I go to play Friday Night Magic I can be pretty well assured that I'm cooler than the vast majority of the people there.

    I'm also the only one that ever brings a female.

    YOu must make a lot of money if you can show up to tournaments and still have the money for a hooker.

    I'm telling Notch you called her that.

    You are in so much trouble.

    Winky on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    try meeting fewer people at magic the gathering night at the comic shop, JK

    hey

    hey

    When I go to play Friday Night Magic I can be pretty well assured that I'm cooler than the vast majority of the people there.

    I named my wow character's pet after you

    He probably has a fair number of genitalia named after him.

    JamesKeenan on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't take women anywhere as a symbol of my social status.

    Mostly because I never go out and do things.

    RonTheDM on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You know what would rock? A modern live-action Batman television series. If you could get Kevin Sorbo as Batman, I think you'd have a hit.

    Silas Brown on
  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I just watched a really sweet, really sad short film.

    Now I am kinda sad and kinda touched.

    (last short in Boys Life 7 on netflix)

    MrMister on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    You know what would rock? A modern live-action Batman television series. If you could get Kevin Sorbo as Batman, I think you'd have a hit.
    ?

    Nerdgasmic on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    try meeting fewer people at magic the gathering night at the comic shop, JK

    hey

    hey

    When I go to play Friday Night Magic I can be pretty well assured that I'm cooler than the vast majority of the people there.

    I named my wow character's pet after you

    1. What species?

    2. I followed the link you gave me and I now have a pitch-black wolf named Shadow. He is awesome.

    Winky on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    la dee da

    I'd feel really great if I wasn't nauseous and weak

    Zombiemambo on
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  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'd be flattered to be considered status symbol arm candy. And yet, I don't want to date anyone who'd need me on their arm to boost their status. Conundrum.

    Ellie on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ellie wrote: »
    I'd be flattered to be considered status symbol arm candy. And yet, I don't want to date anyone who'd need me on their arm to boost their status. Conundrum.

    That movie was awesome.

    The scariest film about Natalie Portman masturbating that will ever be made.

    Winky on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Is it wrong that I find Jeff Buckley even better because of his tragic and untimely death?

    Zombiemambo on
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  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You know what would rock? A modern live-action Batman television series. If you could get Kevin Sorbo as Batman, I think you'd have a hit.
    Kevin Sorbo would be rubbish as Bruce Wayne, though.

    Ellie on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    try meeting fewer people at magic the gathering night at the comic shop, JK

    hey

    hey

    When I go to play Friday Night Magic I can be pretty well assured that I'm cooler than the vast majority of the people there.

    I named my wow character's pet after you

    1. What species?

    2. I followed the link you gave me and I now have a pitch-black wolf named Shadow. He is awesome.

    it's that ghost wolf that has a sword in its head if you tame it right

    get it?

    Nerdgasmic on
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ellie wrote: »
    I'd be flattered to be considered status symbol arm candy. And yet, I don't want to date anyone who'd need me on their arm to boost their status. Conundrum.

    The key is to date someone who doesn't need you on their arm, but to do so anyway.

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How ...

    How is that relevant to what I said?

    Anyway, I haven't dated anybody for a few years and I think it's like giving up booze.

    Gives a new meaning to the phrase, "I've been dry for two years"

    A sadder meaning.

    RonTheDM on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Ellie wrote: »
    I'd be flattered to be considered status symbol arm candy. And yet, I don't want to date anyone who'd need me on their arm to boost their status. Conundrum.

    The answer here is the same answer you give a girl when she asks "Why did you put your finger in my ass?!"

    JustinSane07 on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How is Boys Life 7 not the name of a gay porn

    Senjutsu on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    try meeting fewer people at magic the gathering night at the comic shop, JK

    hey

    hey

    When I go to play Friday Night Magic I can be pretty well assured that I'm cooler than the vast majority of the people there.

    I named my wow character's pet after you

    1. What species?

    2. I followed the link you gave me and I now have a pitch-black wolf named Shadow. He is awesome.

    it's that ghost wolf that has a sword in its head if you tame it right

    get it?

    It's in his eye, right?

    See, that's the main reason that I got the oil-covered wolf instead of him. If it was sticking straight out of his forehead it'd be cooler.

    Also because it's a better wolf model.

    Winky on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How am I supposed to chat without ego-searching? That's like hitting a golf ball with an umbrella.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ellie wrote: »
    I'd be flattered to be considered status symbol arm candy. And yet, I don't want to date anyone who'd need me on their arm to boost their status. Conundrum.

    The answer here is the same answer you give a girl when she asks "Why did you put your finger in my ass?!"

    To look for the stick you uptight broad?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    How is Boys Life 7 not the name of a gay porn

    Because.

    They stopped at 3. (NSFW link).

    JustinSane07 on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ellie wrote: »
    You know what would rock? A modern live-action Batman television series. If you could get Kevin Sorbo as Batman, I think you'd have a hit.
    Kevin Sorbo would be rubbish as Bruce Wayne, though.

    I don't think he'd be especially great, yeah. I just see him as the modern icon of manchild television. I don't want a Nolan-level serious Batman, but I don't want Adam West silly Batman either. There's a perfect line. That line is anything that reminds me of TAS.

    Silas Brown on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    try meeting fewer people at magic the gathering night at the comic shop, JK

    hey

    hey

    When I go to play Friday Night Magic I can be pretty well assured that I'm cooler than the vast majority of the people there.

    I named my wow character's pet after you

    1. What species?

    2. I followed the link you gave me and I now have a pitch-black wolf named Shadow. He is awesome.

    it's that ghost wolf that has a sword in its head if you tame it right

    get it?

    It's in his eye, right?

    See, that's the main reason that I got the oil-covered wolf instead of him. If it was sticking straight out of his forehead it'd be cooler.

    Also because it's a better wolf model.

    it has a sword sticking out of its head

    it doesn't matter where

    (also, it's because you are a neuroscientist and that is loosely related to neurosurgery)

    Nerdgasmic on
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ellie wrote: »
    I'd be flattered to be considered status symbol arm candy. And yet, I don't want to date anyone who'd need me on their arm to boost their status. Conundrum.

    The answer here is the same answer you give a girl when she asks "Why did you put your finger in my ass?!"

    To look for the stick you uptight broad?

    Needed a better grip.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yay! Justin is back with the porn knowledge! All is right :D

    Silas Brown on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How ...

    How is that relevant to what I said?

    Anyway, I haven't dated anybody for a few years and I think it's like giving up booze.

    Gives a new meaning to the phrase, "I've been dry for two years"

    A sadder meaning.

    I like that picture that is like "Can't let you brew that, Starbucks."

    Also, I'm torn between wanting to date a girl and being really picky about who I date.

    Winky on
  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    How is Boys Life 7 not the name of a gay porn

    Well, kind of close. Instead it's a collection of gay-themed short films.

    MrMister on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    How ...

    How is that relevant to what I said?

    Anyway, I haven't dated anybody for a few years and I think it's like giving up booze.

    Gives a new meaning to the phrase, "I've been dry for two years"

    A sadder meaning.

    I like that picture that is like "Can't let you brew that, Starbucks."

    Also, I'm torn between wanting to date a girl and being really picky about who I date.

    I'm fortunate in that I seem to be able to be really picky. It's still hard, but I don't doubt that I can find someone

    Zombiemambo on
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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I got my tickets for Children Of Bodom/Amon Amarth/Ensiferum/Machinae Supremacy and Nile/Melechesh today :D

    Tav on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also Nerd this new Homestuck album is fucking aces.

    The music is probably the best thing that has come out of Homestuck.

    Also the eventual movie filmed by Edgar Wright.

    Winky on
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    I got my tickets for Children Of Bodom/Amon Amarth/Ensiferum/Machinae Supremacy and Nile/Melechesh today :D

    Oh I'm sorry man.

    I hope it gets better.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The last guy I dated I think didn't want to be seen with me by any of his friends that we didn't already share before we started dating. I felt like he made me look better, though. Because I'm not the prettiest girl, and he's basically my ideal for attractiveness. Not the hottest man on the planet by any means, but possessing of pretty much all the physical qualities I find attractive in varying degrees.

    I don't know where I was going with this except to point out that I despise being single.

    Ellie on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    I got my tickets for Children Of Bodom/Amon Amarth/Ensiferum/Machinae Supremacy and Nile/Melechesh today :D

    Oh I'm sorry man.

    I hope it gets better.

    Sadly Tav's case of Irish is terminal.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    I got my tickets for Children Of Bodom/Amon Amarth/Ensiferum/Machinae Supremacy and Nile/Melechesh today :D

    Oh I'm sorry man.

    I hope it gets better.

    Hellfest in June!

    hellfest-bands.jpg

    Tav on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    MrMister wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    How is Boys Life 7 not the name of a gay porn

    Well, kind of close. Instead it's a collection of gay-themed short films.

    I am just conditioned to believe that anything with a series number about 4 is a porno

    Senjutsu on
  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ellie wrote: »
    You know what would rock? A modern live-action Batman television series. If you could get Kevin Sorbo as Batman, I think you'd have a hit.
    Kevin Sorbo would be rubbish as Bruce Wayne, though.

    I don't think he'd be especially great, yeah. I just see him as the modern icon of manchild television. I don't want a Nolan-level serious Batman, but I don't want Adam West silly Batman either. There's a perfect line. That line is anything that reminds me of TAS.

    You raise a very valid point.

    There's got to be a better choice, though. Someone less obvious, maybe.

    Ellie on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    How is Boys Life 7 not the name of a gay porn

    Well, kind of close. Instead it's a collection of gay-themed short films.

    I am just conditioned to believe that anything with a series number about 4 is a porno

    Case in point: Land Before Time 11

    Winky on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    How is Boys Life 7 not the name of a gay porn

    Well, kind of close. Instead it's a collection of gay-themed short films.

    I am just conditioned to believe that anything with a series number about 4 is a porno
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    How is Boys Life 7 not the name of a gay porn

    Because.

    They stopped at 3. (NSFW link).

    JustinSane07 on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sorbo would make more sense for Superman, anyways.

    Incenjucar on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I like being single.

    And I am very picky.

    Shit works.

    RonTheDM on
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