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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    i would not know what the hell to do in a bar re: picking up a lady

    but I don't really go to bars sooo


    oh and I guess I also have a lovely lady and have no need to pick up a lady

    dance with them, that's generally pretty popular

    bars don't tend to play swing

    or have a dancefloor large enough to accomadate swing

    blues dancing maybe

    but that causes boners

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    challenge accepted

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    So how did Langly win your heart?
    Or was it just your libido?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Hello Smart Hero wink wink

    do you come here often

    Oh no I'm just up here visiting some friends, how about you?

    Well I'm Just he-HLOOOOOOOOOOOOORFFFFFFFFFF

    Oh..oh god I'm so sorry it's all over your pants oh jee-HLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORFFFFF

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hey hashpipe didn't your sig used to be animated?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    who wants to flirt


    let's practice

    sup girl

    hey baby

    you got some irish in you?

    you want some?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    i would not know what the hell to do in a bar re: picking up a lady

    but I don't really go to bars sooo


    oh and I guess I also have a lovely lady and have no need to pick up a lady

    dance with them, that's generally pretty popular

    bars don't tend to play swing

    you go to lame bars then

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've been to a few bars and I've never seen an attractive woman at a bar by herself.

    Maybe I'm going to the wrong ones.

    The ones I went to had TV's and fooseball tables and a PGA Golf arcade machine

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    who wants to flirt


    let's practice

    sup girl

    hey baby

    you got some irish in you?

    you want some?

    I always liked the "If you were a pirate" pickup line.

    Makes me giggle.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfsU6GuMz08

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I've only been to a nightclub once and I had stumbled into TWO ladies but see in a bar I have no practical skills... such as dancing.

    So it breaks down when they want to dance. Because there is no amount of alcohol that will trick me into thinking I can dance in a crowded poorly lit smoky room filled with literally over a hundred people.

    Bars are different than nightclubs.

    You go to bars to drink and socialize. You go to nightclubs to pick up people.

    At least that's what I thought

    i go to bars to play pool

    i go to clubs to drink and socialize

    i don't want to speak for other people though. that's just me

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh yes this is the thread for me crwth open up your veins

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    challenge accepted

    dan your seducing would only backfire and you'd end up falling in love with me

    again

    @sass no langly merely bought his way into my heart

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh yes this is the thread for me crwth open up your veins

    kochi i'm getting woozy

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This thread is now about HIMYM

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    challenge accepted

    dan your seducing would only backfire and you'd end up falling in love with me

    again

    @sass no langly merely bought his way into my heart

    i will unironically nibble your ear

    i do not back down on a challenge

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    i can't drink rum for a while i got too sick from it and now the smell makes me retch :(

    I too am a terrible disaster when I drink rum. But that Kraken stuff... I want to try that really badly.

    Because it's got a kraken on it, you see.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    challenge accepted

    dan your seducing would only backfire and you'd end up falling in love with me

    again

    @sass no langly merely bought his way into my heart

    Crap. I'm poor.

    Ah well. I'll just have to rely on seduction then. Or let you touch my batman hat.

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    ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I never drank in high school, and now that im in college and all my friends are away I don't have anyone to drink with.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I go to bars to hang out with friends and probably drink but mostly socialize

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    This thread is now about HIMYM

    did you see the newest episode

    poor marshmallow

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    challenge accepted

    dan your seducing would only backfire and you'd end up falling in love with me

    again

    @sass no langly merely bought his way into my heart

    i will unironically nibble your ear

    i do not back down on a challenge
    are we both so stubborn that we'd end up "unironically" fucking

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I go to bars to get drunk on dollar beer and two dollar rail nights

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    challenge accepted

    dan your seducing would only backfire and you'd end up falling in love with me

    again

    @sass no langly merely bought his way into my heart

    i will unironically nibble your ear

    i do not back down on a challenge
    are we both so stubborn that we'd end up "unironically" fucking

    Hawt.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My method of going home with a girl from a bar/party- Just talk to lots of people, carry the conversation and have really good timing with the smiles.

    Also there is a micro-distillery opening up around the corner from my place soon.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i go to clubs to dance like an idiot with my friends and have a good time

    never to pick up chicks

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I go to bars to get my assed kicked at fooseball by guys who are 30 years older than me and have spent that entire 30 years playing fooseball.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I've been to a few bars and I've never seen an attractive woman at a bar by herself.

    Maybe I'm going to the wrong ones.

    The ones I went to had TV's and fooseball tables and a PGA Golf arcade machine

    They're almost always there with friends. If you're looking for the classic TV attractive woman at bar alone, it's not gonna happen.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    i go to clubs to dance like an idiot with my friends and have a good time

    never to pick up chicks

    just because you always go home alone doesn't mean you weren't trying

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am sorry crwth that was mean

    :<

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    natek wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i go to clubs to dance like an idiot with my friends and have a good time

    never to pick up chicks

    just because you always go home alone doesn't mean you weren't trying

    i don't try ever i swear!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Weaver picks up mad ladies

    (literally, they be crazy)

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I bought some crown royal tonight

    it is yummy and comes in a purple sack

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i am

    unseduceable

    challenge accepted

    dan your seducing would only backfire and you'd end up falling in love with me

    again

    @sass no langly merely bought his way into my heart

    i will unironically nibble your ear

    i do not back down on a challenge
    are we both so stubborn that we'd end up "unironically" fucking

    >.>

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i go to clubs to dance like an idiot with my friends and have a good time

    never to pick up chicks

    just because you always go home alone doesn't mean you weren't trying

    i don't try ever i swear!

    And yet you were called a ladies man? What do you do?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i unironically enjoy coors light

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i go to clubs to dance like an idiot with my friends and have a good time

    never to pick up chicks

    just because you always go home alone doesn't mean you weren't trying

    i don't try ever i swear!

    At anything. :|

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    natek wrote: »
    I bought some crown royal tonight

    it is yummy and comes in a purple sack

    that's a dice bag

    you put your dice in it

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I go to bars to get my assed kicked at fooseball by guys who are 30 years older than me and have spent that entire 30 years playing fooseball.

    It's the only way to reach their level.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    One day I will be able reach a point where I have the opportunity to try out things like whiskey and other non-clear liquors.

    They weird me out.

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