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Loughner Haiku

southernmagnussouthernmagnus Registered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
Loughner's a complete asshole, but so is Chuck Fucking Berry. You know what they have in common? They've both created a new form of art. I can't stop:


The DJ at the Bar-Mitzvah doesn't like my dancing.
Lady Gaga is only played at the Bar-Mitzvah.
Therefore, Eddie Van Halen wrote Mein Kampf.


The valet speaks only Spanish.
My automobile was made in Japan.
Japan has no Catalan dialect.
Therefore, he steals my car.


Phew, I feel saner already!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have no idea who either of those people are

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Is this the extension of the other thread that got locked?

    I hope not.

    Also, wtf, those aren't even haiku.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Loughner's the guy who killed a little girl

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I have no idea who either of those people are

    one shot a congresswoman two days ago and one is chuck berry what goddamn cave do you live in

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That's also not haiku

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I have no idea who either of those people are

    one shot a congresswoman two days ago and one is chuck berry what goddamn cave do you live in

    I just hadn't heard the shooter's name yet somehow!

    also Chuck Berry isn't ringing any bells, sorry

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Chuck Berry is the father of motherfucking rock and roll. So what if he wants to watch women take a deuce. Is this not America?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't get any of this.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    that aint a haiku

    how could you even think

    i dont understand

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cent if you seriously don't know who Chuck Berry is I'm going to kick your fucking ass

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I have no idea who either of those people are

    one shot a congresswoman two days ago and one is chuck berry what goddamn cave do you live in

    I just hadn't heard the shooter's name yet somehow!

    also Chuck Berry isn't ringing any bells, sorry

    he basically invented rock music

    have you not seen back to the future

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    CD, Hail Hail Rock and Roll? Johnny B. Good? Have you seen Back to the Future?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I have no idea who either of those people are

    Its your cousin Marvin.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    yeah I've totally seen Back to the Future

    I was thinking I should see it again, actually. it's been probably ten years since I watched it last.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    GRMike wrote: »
    CD, Hail Hail Rock and Roll? Johnny B. Good? Have you seen Back to the Future?

    That wasn't Chuck, it was his cousin, Marvin. You know, MARVIN <pause> BERRY.

    edit: Dammit, Firm.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    fuck man if anyone's earned the right to a scat fetish it's chuck berry

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    LTM wrote: »
    Is this the extension of the other thread that got locked?

    I hope not.

    Also, wtf, those aren't even haiku.

    in their original Nihongo they consisted of 5 "meta-syllables" 7 "complete syllables" and 5 "syllables" in that order, while translated they lose their original intent and the beauty of the glorious nippon.

    Fuckin' baka gaijin.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    What the hell is this?

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    yeah I've totally seen Back to the Future

    I was thinking I should see it again, actually. it's been probably ten years since I watched it last.

    are you familiar with the popular art form known as 'music'

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    LTM wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    CD, Hail Hail Rock and Roll? Johnny B. Good? Have you seen Back to the Future?

    That wasn't Chuck, it was his cousin, Marvin. You know, MARVIN <pause> BERRY.

    edit: Dammit, Firm.

    It wouldn't be funny if you didn't know who motherfucking Chuck Berry was...

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    it just occured to me. the picture of him with the long hair closely resembles italian spider-man

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    What the hell is this?

    let me tell you a little about Japan, Sheri.

    First topic of discourse: Animes

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    yeah I've totally seen Back to the Future

    I was thinking I should see it again, actually. it's been probably ten years since I watched it last.

    are you familiar with the popular art form known as 'music'

    no, tell me more

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    yeah I've totally seen Back to the Future

    I was thinking I should see it again, actually. it's been probably ten years since I watched it last.

    are you familiar with the popular art form known as 'music'

    no, tell me more

    observe the masters at work

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189QSTKC5no

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Down in louisiana down in new orleans

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  • southernmagnussouthernmagnus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    LTM wrote: »
    Also, wtf, those aren't even haiku.

    Hence the "Loughner" modifier.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    fuck this thread

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    what in the

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    I'm...not familiar with the kind of thing I'm seeing.

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  • southernmagnussouthernmagnus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    fuck this thread

    new forms of art always meet violent opposition at the hands of lesser minds. i'm cool with it.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    southernmagnus wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    fuck this thread

    new forms of art always meet violent opposition at the hands of lesser minds. i'm cool with it.

    yeah when hitler killed all those jews first people were like "man, no" but then they were like "Woah, yeah, keep doing that funky shit"



    also no thank you I do not want to read "All About The Baptists" unless it is a religious spin on "All About The Benjamins"

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    son, you high?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    son, you high?

    you're not?

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Roll over, Beethoven

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    southernmagnus wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    fuck this thread

    new forms of art always meet violent opposition at the hands of lesser minds. i'm cool with it.

    light your dick on fire

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    southernmagnus wrote: »
    Loughner's a complete asshole, but so is Chuck Fucking Berry. You know what they have in common? They've both created a new form of art. I can't stop:


    The DJ at the Bar-Mitzvah doesn't like my dancing.
    Lady Gaga is only played at the Bar-Mitzvah.
    Therefore, Eddie Van Halen wrote Mein Kampf.


    The valet speaks only Spanish.
    My automobile was made in Japan.
    Japan has no Catalan dialect.
    Therefore, he steals my car.


    Phew, I feel saner already!


    you are a constant disappointment

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    At least he is consistent.

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  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sir, I have done some quite foolish things. But you are just being an idiot. It is not the time for a joke like that. You should apologize and feel ashamed. I think less of you as a person.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    southernmagnus wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    fuck this thread

    new forms of art always meet violent opposition at the hands of lesser minds. i'm cool with it.

    light your dick on fire

    I like this post, pip

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2011
    awesome joke bro

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