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Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, AlonsoRegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Are you sick of this yet?

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Good.

What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have it on record that VH hates kittens

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You're fucking my h-scroll, Regina, and it is non consensual

    NON CONSENSUAL

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bah

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I think the social network connects with underachieving neckbeards.

    So it's being eaten up. Then everyone else just thinks farmville is cool.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    I have it on record that VH hates kittens

    We can only hope that this, and all his other social problems clear up once he moves out of the midwest.

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    What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I knew someone would bitch about the h-scroll rape even though I deleted it as fast as my computer could do it.

    Sorry guys, macs auto-scale those sorts of images when they are part of html webpages so I didn't realize the true size of it until I made the actual post.

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    What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    i thought i already had barry soetro on my facebook

    what is up with this name change stuff?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    also my birthday was a lot of fun and lots of people sent me nice happy birthday messages!

    thanks guys!

    we ate lunch at a nice bar and then we drank all day and now i am on the interbuts

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    blaaaaaaaaaaaagh flu

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    also my birthday was a lot of fun and lots of people sent me nice happy birthday messages!

    thanks guys!

    we ate lunch at a nice bar and then we drank all day and now i am on the interbuts

    Oh!

    Happy b-day, Will.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i did not know it was Will's birfday :o

    Happy birfdays, mr scrooge

    or is that already out of season...

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Neil Patrick Hairless...

    Kagera on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    blaaaaaaaaaaaagh flu

    I love feeling healthy :D

    I mean, uhh...sorry

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Does it actually make significant amounts of money unlike Twitter?
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.
    Did it basically involve clicking to harvest after a set period of time and no real strategy besides making sure you had enough time to plant a bunch of shit?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yesterday and this morning I felt fine except for a cough

    Now I feel like a puddle of goo

    also happy birthday will

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Does it actually make significant amounts of money unlike Twitter?
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.
    Did it basically involve clicking to harvest after a set period of time and no real strategy besides making sure you had enough time to plant a bunch of shit?

    Facebook does have some sort of system where people pay them for credits to buy things.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jeep, The Social Network earned its reputation as a fantastic film by doing exactly what you claim it can't have done. It made the story of Facebook intriguing, it turned the story of rich geniuses fighting over "who made Facebook" interesting and glorious, where otherwise we wouldn't really give a shit. Fincher and Sorkin are alchemists, they made gold from shit.

    Wash on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    happy birthday Will. enjoy watching endless hours of anime with your kawaii friends

    nyoron~ :3

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Jeep, The Social Network earned its reputation as a fantastic film by doing exactly what you claim it can't have done. It made the story of Facebook intriguing, it turned the story of rich geniuses fighting over "who made Facebook" interesting and glorious, where otherwise we wouldn't really give a shit. Fincher and Sorkin are alchemists, they made gold from shit.

    Fluffy you told me Julie/Julia was charming and delightful and it was poo-poo.


    I'm sorry, but I can't take your film opinions at face value.

    I still <3 you though.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    happy birthday will!

    Arivia on
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Does it actually make significant amounts of money unlike Twitter?
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.
    Did it basically involve clicking to harvest after a set period of time and no real strategy besides making sure you had enough time to plant a bunch of shit?

    Facebook does have some sort of system where people pay them for credits to buy things.

    ...which can't represent more than a drop in the bucket. Facebook is ad-driven. Targeted ads, so valuable because they have an amazing amount of personal information with which to target you. Facebook aps routinely harvest images from users (read the fine print) for use in other ads, even ones directed to your friends.

    You are not Facebook's customer; you are Facebook's product.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    More catchy kpop:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEG9k1NFdio

    Arivia on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yeah that too.

    Kagera on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Does it actually make significant amounts of money unlike Twitter?
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.
    Did it basically involve clicking to harvest after a set period of time and no real strategy besides making sure you had enough time to plant a bunch of shit?

    Facebook does have some sort of system where people pay them for credits to buy things.

    ...which can't represent more than a drop in the bucket. Facebook is ad-driven. Targeted ads, so valuable because they have an amazing amount of personal information with which to target you. Facebook aps routinely harvest images from users (read the fine print) for use in other ads, even ones directed to your friends.

    You are not Facebook's customer; you are Facebook's product.

    My current boss doesn't want to pay for Facebook ads.

    I think she's silly.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    Also that's kind of creepy if you try adding her without asking her.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    A TICKET TO BOMBAY IS REQUIRED?

    Apothe0sis on
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    Also that's kind of creepy if you try adding her without asking her.

    I have some of her coworkers on Facebook. I don't think it would be that creepy.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    Also that's kind of creepy if you try adding her without asking her.
    But is that not what a friends request is? A request to be friends?

    Apothe0sis on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Way way back in the 1980's,
    Secret government employees,
    Dug up famous guys and ladies,
    And made amusing genetic copies.
    Now their clones are sexy teens now,
    They're gonna make it if they try,
    Loving, learning, sharing, judging,
    A time to laugh and shiver and, cry.

    Cinders on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Happy Birthday Will!

    Mazzyx on
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral you have to ask her out face to face

    don't go down that other road

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You should offer her a nice steak.

    Like, just on a plate, uncooked.

    "Would you like a nice steak?" you could say. This provides an icebreaker and begins the feelings of reciprocity.

    Apothe0sis on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Facebook friends are not friends.

    Also not everyone has a Facebook so it's cool to ask her 'Do you have a Facebook' then when she says yeah say 'cool I'll add you'.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Leave a trail of candies from her desk at work to a table at a coffee shop where you'll conveniently be sitting

    bitches love candy

    Wash on
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Burst into her office and yell

    "BITCH HUNTER"

    Because you are the bitch hunter and women love obscure and tasteless pop culture references.

    Apothe0sis on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Burst into her office and yell

    "BITCH HUNTER"

    Because you are the bitch hunter and women love obscure and tasteless pop culture references.

    I thought it was an internet 'reality' porn series.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    so the last five posts are terrible stalkerism

    Arivia on
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