DNF release date: 5/3/2011

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    What is that lady doing to Duke? I'm trying to work out where she is by the position of her hand, and it looks like she's just dangling off his waist.

    I think she is giving him a rim job.

    Look at his smirk. You know this is the case.

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  • fRAWRstfRAWRst The Seas Call The Mad AnswerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Any news on the demo for Borderlands pc users?

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  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Opens email.... "OH HELL YES!"

    This is like finding out Santa Claus is real and he's coming to your house. OK, it's hyperbole, but shit son, I spent many hours on the original. Seeing them keep the ego and chauvinism in Duke just makes it sweeter.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How many places have now been called Morningwood? There's the Springfield prison, the fort in Fable 3, and now DNF.
    What is that lady doing to Duke? I'm trying to work out where she is by the position of her hand, and it looks like she's just dangling off his waist.

    I think she is giving him a rim job.

    Look at his smirk. You know this is the case.

    In that case he's wearing assless trousers. I can get behind that - all the better for alien oesophagal defecation (or neck pooping, as some call it).

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  • StreckStreck Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mighty Boot and Freezethrower spotted! Did they manage to bring over every weapon from the original?

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How many places have now been called Morningwood? There's the Springfield prison, the fort in Fable 3, and now DNF.

    When DNF was on the Quake 2 Engine, the mining town was called Morningwood. I still can't believe they kept the original references either.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How many places have now been called Morningwood? There's the Springfield prison, the fort in Fable 3, and now DNF.
    What is that lady doing to Duke? I'm trying to work out where she is by the position of her hand, and it looks like she's just dangling off his waist.

    I think she is giving him a rim job.

    Look at his smirk. You know this is the case.

    In that case he's wearing assless trousers. I can get behind that - all the better for alien oesophagal defecation (or neck pooping, as some call it).

    :winky:

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  • LockeColeLockeCole Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Streck wrote: »
    Mighty Boot and Freezethrower spotted! Did they manage to bring over every weapon from the original?

    Sure looks like they got most of them anyway. As long as I have a holo duke and pipe bombs in multiplayer I'm happy

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Waka Laka wrote: »

    SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD DOUBLE SOLD TRIPLE SOLD DAY 1
    Let me also add SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD and SOLD.

    That might have been one of the coolest trailers I've ever seen. Ever.

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  • falling_stonefalling_stone Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    so wow.

    Is it ok to get excited about this game...again ? I Just don't know what to think.

    It looks awesome. I may have to day one purchase this thing.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wonder if wherever Slash preordered it from will honour it.

    That's if the place still exists.

    hmm
    If you pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever, Gearbox hopes to honor that, said the company.

    Exactly how and what that would entail are details that are still up in the air, but Gearbox President Randy Pitchford has stated that they want to do right by fans that have officially been waiting 13 long years for this game.

    And already the company has started talking to retailers about honoring those who did pre-order Duke Nukem Forever back in the day.

    “There are a lot of people who pre-ordered the game,” said Randy Pitchford to VG247. “We’ve been starting to talk with retailers because we didn’t take them directly, and 3D Realms didn’t take them… We’ve started to engage them, saying ‘Hey, you’ve got customers who you made a promise to, and any bad feeling they have will reflect on us, so can we work together to do something for these people?’ I don’t know what we can do yet, but something should be done for the people who pre-ordered.”

    Of course, unless you have an actual receipt it may be hard to know who actually pre-ordered the game and who didn’t. I suggest they just have people send their receipts in, and you’ll be given a special reward. Exactly how fans who reserved Duke Nukem Forever will be rewarded wasn’t revealed, but it’s definitely classy that the company is even thinking about it. Bravo!

    Given that the Slash Receipt (tm) is the picture at the top of the article, I'm pretty sure slash is getting a copy of the game, whether through the GameStop he paid or directly from Gearbox.

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    anoffday wrote: »
    Waka Laka wrote: »

    SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD DOUBLE SOLD TRIPLE SOLD DAY 1
    Let me also add SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD and SOLD.

    That might have been one of the coolest trailers I've ever seen. Ever.

    Holy fucking shit man SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLDTACULAR SOLDGASM SOLDMAGEDDON.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm going to play this game while eating steak and drinking beer.

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  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The tits sold it for me.

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    One hopes that stuff isn't censored in the actual game

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Taking bets on when they'll announce the next delay.

    If it didn't come with a heavy financial burden, I'd totally expect them to delay by like a week, just to rile people up.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Magus` wrote: »
    One hopes that stuff isn't censored in the actual game

    Maybe in Germany. I don't think GB will tone down anything.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Order all retailers to hold midnight release parties, then tell all the people waiting outside that it'll be another hour before they're let inside to purchase

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Magus` wrote: »
    One hopes that stuff isn't censored in the actual game

    I'd assume it was censored to keep from being reported on YouTube. They don't like the breasticles too much.

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  • DiamondDiamond Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Personally I don't think the trailer footage looked very good (just from a visual polish standpoint), but it's hard to imagine a scenario where I don't buy the game day one. Hope it's fun.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Forget honoring his pre-order. Slash should get it for free.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    anoffday wrote: »
    Forget honoring his pre-order. Slash should get it for free.

    And a hooker party.

    In fact, forget the game.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The real Duke comes to slash's house to whisk him off on real-life adventures

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  • RandomEngyRandomEngy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yep, that was basically a censored version of the trailer they showed at PAX.

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  • L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You fully realize they'll delay it on May 2, right?

    It also might explain why we've been having a sudden cold snap the last couple of days here.

    In other news, the Pope officially declares homosexuality as "O-K!"

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Want to buy uncensored trailer, then.

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    RandomEngy wrote: »
    Yep, that was basically a censored version of the trailer they showed at PAX.

    did it have boobs?

    this is important

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  • TelMarineTelMarine Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I think, if you've been interested in games at all since 1997, you just gotta get this game. Regardless of its quality, if its fun or not, you can say, I have Duke Nukem Forever.

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  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    Big Ass Screens.
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    Judging by the town name I think we can expect high class entertainment here. Can't wait!

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You fully realize they'll delay it on May 2, right?

    It also might explain why we've been having a sudden cold snap the last couple of days here.

    In other news, the Pope officially declares homosexuality as "O-K!"

    Yup. Because as everybody knows, it's being developed by 3D Realms still.

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Holy shit.

    Bulletstorm AND Duke? In the same year? Within 3 months of each other?

    I'M IN SOPHOMORIC SHOOTER HEAVEN

    More vulgarity, more naked everything, more horrific violations of bad guys!

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  • jefe414jefe414 "My Other Drill Hole is a Teleporter" Mechagodzilla is Best GodzillaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I hope they use the Megadeth version of the theme song in the game. Perfection.

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Calling it now, on April 1st they are going to announce a fake delay.

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  • RandomEngyRandomEngy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    RandomEngy wrote: »
    Yep, that was basically a censored version of the trailer they showed at PAX.

    did it have boobs?

    this is important

    I believe the most apt phrase is "gratuitous boobage".

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Calling it now, on April 1st they are going to announce a fake delay.

    Nah, that'd be too obvious. They're going to announce the release date has been moved up.

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  • KlashKlash Lost... ... in the rainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.

    This is bought. Day one. Getting this. I have never bought something day one. This is day one material.
    Holy shit.

    Bulletstorm AND Duke? In the same year? Within 3 months of each other?

    I'M IN SOPHOMORIC SHOOTER HEAVEN

    More vulgarity, more naked everything, more horrific violations of bad guys!

    This is going to be the manliest year in shooters since Serious Sam debuted. Now I just need a sequel to Blood, proper sequel to Doom, Serious Sam and Painkiller. My FPS needs shall forever be taken care of.

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    TelMarine wrote: »
    I think, if you've been interested in games at all since 1997, you just gotta get this game. Regardless of its quality, if its fun or not, you can say, I have Duke Nukem Forever.

    Fuck yeah!
    RandomEngy wrote: »
    RandomEngy wrote: »
    Yep, that was basically a censored version of the trailer they showed at PAX.

    did it have boobs?

    this is important

    I believe the most apt phrase is "gratuitous boobage".

    Hell fucking yeah!

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It'll be weird to see the new Yahtzee review.

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  • SagrothSagroth Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Day one, motherf$%kers. DAY ONE.


    Gearbox, you people are my heroes.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It'll be weird to see the new Yahtzee review.

    He already did one.

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