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Three minutes. This is it. The beginning. [Chat] zero.

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA mod
edited January 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ah, flashback humor.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I thought this was the three minute warning that Britain would be nuked.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Ah, flashback humor.

    I love little 4th wall breaks like that.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I thought this was the three minute warning that Britain would be nuked.

    hahaha. Giving Britain a warning.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm glad Elki made the [chat], I hope you guys weren't waiting to long.

    I got called away by my mom, she just got off the phone with my brother's best friend who had news that his father just went into the hospital with cancer, and that my brother was served with papers by his soon-to-be ex wife today.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Do you have a speech for the occasion?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I thought this was the three minute warning that Britain would be nuked.

    hahaha. Giving Britain a warning.

    O RLY?

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I decided to choose the "make my own bacon sandwich in a freshly baked baguette" option, rather than buy a fresh pizza. I feel like I have saved money and achieved some sort of virtue for this decions. Also, I am a little drunk

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Expected Coke Zero. Instead it was something that sucks even more. Fight Club

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm glad Elki made the [chat], I hope you guys weren't waiting to long.

    I got called away by my mom, she just got off the phone with my brother's best friend who had news that his father just went into the hospital with cancer, and that my brother was served with papers by his soon-to-be ex wife today.

    Aw jeeps, that sucks. :(

    Extra <3 to your brother, his friend and his father.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    We’re a generation of men raised by woman. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm glad Elki made the [chat], I hope you guys weren't waiting to long.

    I got called away by my mom, she just got off the phone with my brother's best friend who had news that his father just went into the hospital with cancer, and that my brother was served with papers by his soon-to-be ex wife today.

    Aw jeeps, that sucks. :(

    Extra <3 to your brother, his friend and his father.

    Thanks. 'brother's best friends dad' is a pretty poor way to describe a man who has been a friend of my family for as far back as I can remember.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I decided to choose the "make my own bacon sandwich in a freshly baked baguette" option, rather than buy a fresh pizza. I feel like I have saved money and achieved some sort of virtue for this decions. Also, I am a little drunk

    Fresh baguettes are awesome.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    man, I want to meet this girl, but she has just not had any time to do it for weeks. :(

    (and yes, I know I whined in the dating thread too)

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ghandi.

    I would fight Ghandi.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Is that your blood?

    Some of it.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Movies like Half-Baked set some high expectations for weed, at least among kids who'd never encountered it before.

    And sure we had drug education courses, but if anything they were more misleading.

    I basically thought weed was a hallucinogen until I reached high school.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Nice


    big


    cock

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    Gandhi.

    I would fight Gandhi.
    Are you playing Civ?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Nice


    big


    cock

    bitchtits

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I decided to choose the "make my own bacon sandwich in a freshly baked baguette" option, rather than buy a fresh pizza. I feel like I have saved money and achieved some sort of virtue for this decions. Also, I am a little drunk

    Fresh baguettes are awesome.

    Yes they are. But fresh pizza is also awesome. However I'd just had a long discussion about saving money at the pub about saving money, so I felt unable to buy a pizza. This sammich will cost about 2 pounds, vs the 8 the pizza would have cost! I feel sorta cheap, but hey

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Just made and ate some vegetable risotto and a steak with red wine sauce. While slightly drunk, because I'm drinking all the primitivo that did not go in the sauce. At midnight on a Friday, getting drunk and eating fancy dinner by myself.

    That is how I roll.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I thought this was the three minute warning that Britain would be nuked.

    hahaha. Giving Britain a warning.

    O RLY?

    That movie is so depressing. Man, I hope I'm never hit by a nuclear bomb.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a man means looking the way a sculptor or an art director says.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I decided to choose the "make my own bacon sandwich in a freshly baked baguette" option, rather than buy a fresh pizza. I feel like I have saved money and achieved some sort of virtue for this decions. Also, I am a little drunk

    Fresh baguettes are awesome.

    Yes they are. But fresh pizza is also awesome. However I'd just had a long discussion about saving money at the pub about saving money, so I felt unable to buy a pizza. THis sammich will cost about 2 pounds, vs the 8 the pizza would have cost! I feel sorta cheap, but hey

    You can make pizzas yourself for really cheap. The dough is just yeast and flour, and then sauce, altogether it totals me about a dollar per pizza before toppings. Get some cheap cheese, whatever else you want, anchovies (not optional) and you're looking at a whole pizza for two dollars. And it's fully customized.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    What we have to do, people, is remind these guys what kind of power they still have.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    We'll paint the skyscrapers with huge totem faces and goblin tikis, and every evening what's left of mankind will retreat to empty zoos and lock itself in cages as protection against the bears and big cats and wolves that pace and watch us from outside the cage bars at night.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Well, whatever. You can't teach God anything.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    this hold music is b-52s. i approve

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    elki you gotta go to pax east

    that is the pax i'm going to

    and considering how long it's taken me to make it out to one, the only pax i'll get to see before mike and jerry are kidnapped by al-Qaeda

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fight club, huh. On the one hand, great movie. On the other, over-quoted by high school wannabe punks and also ew primitivist anarchism.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Well, whatever. You can't teach God anything.

    arrogant motherfucker

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    the say you always hurt the ones you love

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Fight club, huh. On the one hand, great movie. On the other, over-quoted by high school wannabe punks and also ew primitivist anarchism.

    It's a fantastic film, and probably a better book (that I have not read).

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Fight club, huh. On the one hand, great movie. On the other, over-quoted by high school wannabe punks and also ew primitivist anarchism.

    Pretty much.

    Text book definition of something fantastic ruined by its fans.

    Its like the young adult fiction of libertarian ideology as well.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tracked down a store that carries a non-upgrade version of Windows 7 in Juneau. Now I just need to find where I hid my motherboard driver.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    I love the ones that I've hurt

    that way I don't have to chase them

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    this hold music is b-52s. i approve

    so hurry up and bring your jukebox money

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