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Traumatic Childhood

Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
My parents found this letter today, which was written by my sister when she was ten years old (so like 13 years ago):
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(I'm Alex the Bum)


And I really want a jazzy jewlery kit!!!!


edit: and to make sense of the "sisu" line:
Al_wat wrote: »
I should point out that "Sisu" was the name of our Dog at the time.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    well at least she wasn't being ironic

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i understood most of this but "now you running around the house saying oh dad this apllieys to you calling sisu shit desturber" leaves me completely at a loss

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I found an apology letter I wrote to my mom when I was little while going through some other things at her house. It was pretty funny.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This jewelry kit is jazzy as fuck

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    my parents were and are incredibly supportive and make it apparent that they love me despite any trouble we may have had in the past

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    How Ironic that I'm currently rewatching Dexter.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I should point out that "Sisu" was the name of our Dog at the time.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    my parents were and are incredibly supportive and make it apparent that they love me despite any trouble we may have had in the past

    This, and I love them for it because I was a horrible little shit.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't know what a Jazzy Jewelery Kit is but it sounds bloody brilliant.

    Liiya on
  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Me and my sister get along pretty well these days, but for the first 18 years we had epic fights.

    When she was like 14 and I was 17, my parents were on a two week vacation. I had a few people over and my sister lost it.

    So what does she do?

    Why, buys herself a train ticket to see her 18 year old random boyfriend whom we've never met in Montreal!

    (Montreal is far away)

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't know what a Jazzy Jewelery Kit is but it sounds bloody brilliant.

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    but the real shit was the BeDazzler

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    letters we wrote when we were kids eh

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    this isn't actually my letter

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    man the fucking 90s goddamn

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wanted to write "Disco Stud" but ran out of space

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    oh my god

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    welp

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't know what a Jazzy Jewelery Kit is but it sounds bloody brilliant.

    130349309096_0.jpg

    but the real shit was the BeDazzler

    BJeanBeDazzler1.jpg

    Holy moly, you could put jewels on ALL your clothes! I would have wanted one those ten years ago.

    I still do a little bit now!

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wanted to write "Disco Stud" but ran out of space

    Your goldfish are dead


    I know... I just can't get them outta there...

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't know what a Jazzy Jewelery Kit is but it sounds bloody brilliant.

    130349309096_0.jpg

    but the real shit was the BeDazzler

    BJeanBeDazzler1.jpg

    Holy moly, you could put jewels on ALL your clothes! I would have wanted one those ten years ago.

    I still do a little bit now!

    good news!

    https://www.mybedazzler.com/

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh man that letter is awesome.

    SHIT DESTURBER is my new band now.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't know what a Jazzy Jewelery Kit is but it sounds bloody brilliant.

    130349309096_0.jpg

    but the real shit was the BeDazzler

    BJeanBeDazzler1.jpg

    Holy moly, you could put jewels on ALL your clothes! I would have wanted one those ten years ago.

    I still do a little bit now!

    good news!

    https://www.mybedazzler.com/

    Oh I know what I'm getting for my birthday now!

    Liiya on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Disco Stu does not advertise.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    bedazzled-beard.jpg

    vajazzling is a horrifying concept
    lol j/k this is actually beardazzling

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i had a bedazzler. and puffy paint. (it was actually my mom's since she is an elementary school teacher and loved arts and crafts but i used it anyway so there)

    my clothes were so fly

    and i love that letter. the "sincerely anna" made it so good

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh, bedazzlers are for sure still around

    there's a dude at this summer camp i work at who is just relentless

    he will bedazzle your clothes, your cabin, anything he can get his hands on

    any party ends with the entire staff bedazzled

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  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Did somebody just say sisu like it's a bad thing?

    I am taking that word away from your sister. Anybody who sees it as a bad thing doesn't understand what it means.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • RamiusRamius Joined: July 19, 2000 Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited January 2011
    man, someone posted an awesome 5 or 6 year old kid ranting at his parents letter in a thread around here a month ago and I thought it was hilarious (because it reminded me of my son) and wanted to show my wife but couldn't find what thread I had read it in when I came back later.

    If any of you posted it, you should repost.

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I haven't had any of these dazzle kit things but I sure feel like I've been missing out all my life now.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    Al_wat wrote: »
    My parents found this letter today, which was written by my sister when she was ten years old (so like 13 years ago):
    AnnaLetter.jpg?t=1295734699

    (I'm Alex the Bum)


    And I really want a jazzy jewlery kit!!!!
    HAHA! Wow, this is great. :o

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oogmar wrote: »
    Did somebody just say sisu like it's a bad thing?

    I am taking that word away from your sister. Anybody who sees it as a bad thing doesn't understand what it means.
    Al_wat wrote: »
    I should point out that "Sisu" was the name of our Dog at the time.

    Al_wat on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Al_wat wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    Did somebody just say sisu like it's a bad thing?

    I am taking that word away from your sister. Anybody who sees it as a bad thing doesn't understand what it means.
    Al_wat wrote: »
    I should point out that "Sisu" was the name of our Dog at the time.

    Right, I'm bad at reading. I just woke up.

    STILL TAKING IT AWAY ON PRINCIPLE.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My brother stole a little metal ball from one of those rolling ball games and so I stole one of his Simpsons Tazos and wrote a ransom note. It went something like, "IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR PRECIOUS SIMPSONS TAZO AGAIN, GIMME MY BALL!"

    I think my parents still have it somewhere.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I read through my old LJ the other day.

    Jesus christ what a self righteous, elitist, whiney teenager i was.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kadith wrote: »
    I read through my old LJ the other day.

    Jesus christ what a self righteous, elitist, whiney teenager i was.

    link please

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kadith wrote: »
    I read through my old LJ the other day.

    Jesus christ what a self righteous, elitist, whiney teenager i was.

    how much poetry did you write

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kadith wrote: »
    I read through my old LJ the other day.

    Jesus christ what a self righteous, elitist, whiney teenager i was.

    oh my god i wonder if mine would still be around

    oh christ now i have to check

    edit: it is, but i must have gone through and deleted all the entries but one a long time ago cuz there's only one left. some hilariously angry essay-length note to myself about how much i suck. WOOPS

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wanted a Bedazzler when I was little too :oops:

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    it's tough being the kid who has dickrash and says eggs a lot

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Traumatic childhood?

    Hmmm......

    Could probably let some stories out.

    Instead, let's all have a circle jerk.

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