"Goddamnit, Gabriel!" Tycho screamed, darkness swirling around him as he grew angrier. "I have had it up to here with your irrelevant bullshit about your penis, your feces, or some formerly unknown combination of the two!"
"Look man, all I'm saying is that a giant wang made of poo would be pretty funny you know..." Gabe backed away nervously, not liking the look in Tycho's eyes at all. It couldn't be good that they were glowing like that.
"THAT DOES IT!" The air around Tycho erupted as he turned and stalked out of the house. "I have a loyal cohort who will see this through with me Gabriel. Your remaining time on this planet is short; best to make the most of it."
With that, he disappeared, several notable members of the cast missing with him.
But then they all came back anyway.
"You know what, we're going to do this old school" Tycho said, getting out pens and paper.
"D&D man? At a time like this? I know you're a hardcore fan, but I don't thi-"
"Shutup and listen."
Gabe nodded quickly and took another step back.
"We will do this like they did in the old days. 1 name every day, until eventually those of us in the right are left standing."
Tycho looks around at the assembled characters.
"Let's do this shit."What is this?
This is a mini Phalla! It's like a regular Phalla, but it's only for 26 people. Check out
this thread if you want more info on what a Phalla is or how they work.
This one, specifically, is Penny Arcade themed!
What are the rules?
An excellent question!
Do not copy-paste, directly quote, screenshot, or otherwise show people your actual role PM.
1 ghost post, but keep all game info out of it. No talking on proboards when you're dead.
Speaking of proboards: if you make one, send me a link to it. You can put any orders for powers you have on the proboard.
No anonymous contact or ghosting. If you are talking to someone, they have to know your forum handle.
At least 1 vote (in
bold red) and 1 non vote post a day. You may retract in
bold green but revoting works just as well.
Ask questions in bold orange. Sign up in bold lime green.
Other stuff
26 person game.
This game is probably going to get insane, because everyone has a unique role with some kind of power. These are of varying levels of actual power: don't feel cheated if you feel like yours isn't "powerful enough."
Vote close will be at midnight EST (5 am GMT, 9 pm PST).
Posts
1. Sir Fab
4. romanqwerty
7. Farangu
9. Void Slayer
13. Ringo
15. sterling3763
16. SeGaTai
17. DevoutlyApathetic
18. schuss
25. Nodgarb
The dead:
The Anonymous - The Deep Crow (torn asunder by sorcerous magics at the request of the mob)
B:L - Kevin aka K-Real aka Keazy (sung into oblivion)
Mr. Defecation - Div (killed by the Autumn Razor)
Keika - Charles (Brain eaten)
towndrunk34 - Carl (burned alive by popular demand)
Cleonicus - The Dickwolves (killed by the Autumn Razor)
Alt_Raven - Mr. Period (WE ARE BROODAX)
Dunadan019 - Gamestop Guy (Torso Harvested)
Phyphor - The Merch/The Fleshreaper (obliterated by the Omnibus)
Matev - Annarchy (obliterated by popular demand)
daniant - Tycho (killed by the Autumn Razor)
jackisreal - Frank (pantsed by popular demand)
Other:
Fruitfucker 2000 (Wildcat) and The Orange (immortal squish) - made sweet love and were removed from the game, victorious
Jim (REG Rysk) and The Zombies (Kellie) - Targeted the one man who could stop them and were removed from the game in defeat.
Clarifications:
Narrations:
Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
Zithra Melitch in Star Wars: An Empire's End
Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus
Clearly I am in the right place.
Chicago Megagame group
Watch me struggle to learn streaming! Point and laugh!
Steam
Now taking Reserves!
PMs will be out within a few hours.
Those are minimums and not limits, right?
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...3clipse.
Day 0 narration will be up within a couple hours.
Oh, and clearly this is a diversionary tactic by 3clipse's teammate to try and move the wagon, don't be fooled!
Randy Pinkwood here on scene in Seattle, folks.
It looks like some sort of fight has broken out amongst the various cast members of "Penny Arcade."
We're definitely going to see some rough action here tonight!
You know who else saw some rough action? A foxy little number in the back of my news van just now.
You know what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about road sex.
Day 1 has now begun! Vote close is at midnight EST tomorrow!
And your little Div, too!
We gonna keep going around like this with this Itchy and Scratchy bullshit?