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My Spidey Sense is Tingling!

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    Neo RasaNeo Rasa Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dusda wrote:
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    Dusda: It's just Batman, the majority of "man" characters in the DC universe have their name written as one word or two unhyphenated words.
    Sarcasm is a dangerous thing to attempt on a forum sometimes.
    I know it's Spider-Man, I just don't care.

    See this is my problem, I knew you were, but I don't care. CAN'T care. :?


    So, hopefully this game is on par with Spider-Man 2 but with more content. I would love a game that's exactly the same size and scope but with a higher variety of missions and graphical content.

    Neo Rasa on
    "You know how Batman hangs people over the edge of buildings and gets them to spill information. That's Neo Rasa's way of it, but instead of information, he just likes to see people suffer." ~Senor Fish
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    InzignaInzigna Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Aren't the rights to the Spiderman Movie license owned by Sony?

    I mean, if I'm right, doesn't that mean it would be stupid to have SM3 go multi-platform?

    But then again, Sony has been fucking things up lately.

    Like THE FONT.



    Edit: Could be wrong, just saw the 360 logo at the end of the trailer.

    Inzigna on
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    Neo RasaNeo Rasa Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Inzigna wrote:
    Aren't the rights to the Spiderman Movie license owned by Sony?

    I mean, if I'm right, doesn't that mean it would be stupid to have SM3 go multi-platform?

    But then again, Sony has been fucking things up lately.

    Like THE FONT.



    Edit: Could be wrong, just saw the 360 logo at the end of the trailer.

    This sort of lunacy is what kept the Spider-Man movie from being made for so long. Various entanglements between who owns the rights to make what sort of merchendise and so on.

    It's for the better, I read James Cameron's 1992 script. I love the guy but it was friggin' awful.

    Neo Rasa on
    "You know how Batman hangs people over the edge of buildings and gets them to spill information. That's Neo Rasa's way of it, but instead of information, he just likes to see people suffer." ~Senor Fish
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Inzigna wrote:
    Aren't the rights to the Spiderman Movie license owned by Sony?

    I mean, if I'm right, doesn't that mean it would be stupid to have SM3 go multi-platform?

    But then again, Sony has been fucking things up lately.

    Like THE FONT.



    Edit: Could be wrong, just saw the 360 logo at the end of the trailer.
    While it seems like a good idea, it's better to make as much money as possible. Spidey ain't a system seller(and the game rights are owned by activision, me thinks) so release it on everything!

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    AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    Inzigna wrote:
    Aren't the rights to the Spiderman Movie license owned by Sony?

    I mean, if I'm right, doesn't that mean it would be stupid to have SM3 go multi-platform?

    But then again, Sony has been fucking things up lately.

    Like THE FONT.



    Edit: Could be wrong, just saw the 360 logo at the end of the trailer.

    This sort of lunacy is what kept the Spider-Man movie from being made for so long. Various entanglements between who owns the rights to make what sort of merchendise and so on.

    It's for the better, I read James Cameron's 1992 script. I love the guy but it was friggin' awful.

    Exactly how awful was it?

    Axen on
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    Neo RasaNeo Rasa Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Axen wrote:
    Exactly how awful was it?

    Spider-Man had dialogue like "Wrong asshole, I kill YOU motherfucker!"

    Neo Rasa on
    "You know how Batman hangs people over the edge of buildings and gets them to spill information. That's Neo Rasa's way of it, but instead of information, he just likes to see people suffer." ~Senor Fish
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    AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    Axen wrote:
    Exactly how awful was it?

    Spider-Man had dialogue like "Wrong asshole, I kill YOU motherfucker!"

    Holy mother of God.

    Axen on
    A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Inzigna wrote:
    Aren't the rights to the Spiderman Movie license owned by Sony?

    I mean, if I'm right, doesn't that mean it would be stupid to have SM3 go multi-platform?

    But then again, Sony has been fucking things up lately.

    Like THE FONT.



    Edit: Could be wrong, just saw the 360 logo at the end of the trailer.

    I believe Marvel licenses video game rights separately from movie rights.

    Because otherwise the only conclusion is that Sony's left hand doesn't really realize that there even is a right hand, let alone what it's doing.

    Daedalus on
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Axen wrote:
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    Axen wrote:
    Exactly how awful was it?

    Spider-Man had dialogue like "Wrong asshole, I kill YOU motherfucker!"

    Holy mother of God.
    Sweet lord o' mercy, he pulled a complete character reversal. Glad they never did anything with that shit.

    Gorilla Salad on
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Axen wrote:
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    Inzigna wrote:
    Aren't the rights to the Spiderman Movie license owned by Sony?

    I mean, if I'm right, doesn't that mean it would be stupid to have SM3 go multi-platform?

    But then again, Sony has been fucking things up lately.

    Like THE FONT.



    Edit: Could be wrong, just saw the 360 logo at the end of the trailer.

    This sort of lunacy is what kept the Spider-Man movie from being made for so long. Various entanglements between who owns the rights to make what sort of merchendise and so on.

    It's for the better, I read James Cameron's 1992 script. I love the guy but it was friggin' awful.

    Exactly how awful was it?
    You can always read it. This looks like it:
    http://scifiscripts.com/scripts/spidermanscriptment.txt
    STRAND
    Mmmm. What should we do? Call 911?

    PETER
    I'll kill you! Motherfucker! You hear
    me?! You're dead, you sick bastard!

    STRAND
    See! That's my point exactly! You are a
    killer, kid. You've got it in you. Why
    don't you accept it? You want to rip my
    throat out right now.

    Strand puts his hand on Mary Jane's sternum and zaps her
    with a defibrillating pulse. She arches, then relaxes.
    Her chest starts to move. She opens her eyes, weakly,
    seeing Strand looking down at her.

    STRAND
    I think there's real electricity between
    us, don't you?

    Peter goes berserk.
    He fires webs at MJ, jerking her out of Strand's arms
    before he can react. Then...
    Mustering all his force, he EXPLODES the Sandman into
    loose chunks, which rain down around the room.
    He dives out of the way of Strand's first bolt of
    lightning, which sets a wall on fire...
    Peter tackles MJ and scoops her up...
    Diving right through the glass, a quarter mile up...
    Her scream vanishes on the wind.

    Sandman chunks dissolve into puddles of sand and quickly
    flow together... forming back into a human shape. Strand,
    in a fury runs to the window, looking down. No sign of
    Spider Man. Looking up he catches a glimpse of a figure
    leaping from one tower to the next... carrying MJ to
    safety. He fires a lightning bolt which sears the night.
    It explodes glass out of the north tower.

    ON THE ROOF of the tower, Spider Man gets MJ to the
    stairwell door. He rips it off its hinges and he tells
    her to run. She starts down. Then turns back to him.

    MARY JANE
    I love you.

    SPIDER MAN

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    Neo RasaNeo Rasa Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Senor Fish wrote:
    Axen wrote:
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    Axen wrote:
    Exactly how awful was it?

    Spider-Man had dialogue like "Wrong asshole, I kill YOU motherfucker!"

    Holy mother of God.
    Sweet lord o' mercy, he pulled a complete character reversal. Glad they never did anything with that shit.

    Agreed, titmouse's post makes this even more clear.

    Neo Rasa on
    "You know how Batman hangs people over the edge of buildings and gets them to spill information. That's Neo Rasa's way of it, but instead of information, he just likes to see people suffer." ~Senor Fish
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    TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So uh, do we all know that it's coming out on 360, PS3, and Wii now?


    I hope the Wii version isn't a fugly port of the PS2 version with poorly-executed Wii controls. Hrm. I want to be able to attach my webline to any part of anything (building, lamppost, etc.) while webswinging.


    Btw, I think the Spidey in that game teaser looks pretty bad. He's skinnier and lankier than the one in the movie, and his poses and animations are really awkward. I mean, it's next-gen now... they should be able to make him look and feel like the movie Spidey. Oh, and I'd like an option for custom music... or for them to just stick in the score from Spider-Man 3.

    TM2 Rampage on
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So uh, do we all know that it's coming out on 360, PS3, and Wii now?


    I hope the Wii version isn't a fugly port of the PS2 version with poorly-executed Wii controls. Hrm. I want to be able to attach my webline to any part of anything (building, lamppost, etc.) while webswinging.


    Btw, I think the Spidey in that game teaser looks pretty bad. He's skinnier and lankier than the one in the movie, and his poses and animations are really awkward. I mean, it's next-gen now... they should be able to make him look and feel like the movie Spidey. Oh, and I'd like an option for custom music... or for them to just stick in the score from Spider-Man 3.
    On the 360, Custom soundtracks are always an option.

    *imagines playing Portal with Tenacious D in background*

    When that happens, my heads gonna explode.

    Gorilla Salad on
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    ChopperDaveChopperDave Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh man, what I would give to have dual-Wiimote webslinging. Is dual-Wiimote even possible? I sure hope so.

    ChopperDave on
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    SilpheedSilpheed Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    titmouse wrote:
    Axen wrote:
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    Inzigna wrote:
    Aren't the rights to the Spiderman Movie license owned by Sony?

    I mean, if I'm right, doesn't that mean it would be stupid to have SM3 go multi-platform?

    But then again, Sony has been fucking things up lately.

    Like THE FONT.



    Edit: Could be wrong, just saw the 360 logo at the end of the trailer.

    This sort of lunacy is what kept the Spider-Man movie from being made for so long. Various entanglements between who owns the rights to make what sort of merchendise and so on.

    It's for the better, I read James Cameron's 1992 script. I love the guy but it was friggin' awful.

    Exactly how awful was it?
    You can always read it. This looks like it:
    http://scifiscripts.com/scripts/spidermanscriptment.txt
    STRAND
    Mmmm. What should we do? Call 911?

    PETER
    I'll kill you! Motherfucker! You hear
    me?! You're dead, you sick bastard!

    STRAND
    See! That's my point exactly! You are a
    killer, kid. You've got it in you. Why
    don't you accept it? You want to rip my
    throat out right now.

    Strand puts his hand on Mary Jane's sternum and zaps her
    with a defibrillating pulse. She arches, then relaxes.
    Her chest starts to move. She opens her eyes, weakly,
    seeing Strand looking down at her.

    STRAND
    I think there's real electricity between
    us, don't you?

    Peter goes berserk.
    He fires webs at MJ, jerking her out of Strand's arms
    before he can react. Then...
    Mustering all his force, he EXPLODES the Sandman into
    loose chunks, which rain down around the room.
    He dives out of the way of Strand's first bolt of
    lightning, which sets a wall on fire...
    Peter tackles MJ and scoops her up...
    Diving right through the glass, a quarter mile up...
    Her scream vanishes on the wind.

    Sandman chunks dissolve into puddles of sand and quickly
    flow together... forming back into a human shape. Strand,
    in a fury runs to the window, looking down. No sign of
    Spider Man. Looking up he catches a glimpse of a figure
    leaping from one tower to the next... carrying MJ to
    safety. He fires a lightning bolt which sears the night.
    It explodes glass out of the north tower.

    ON THE ROOF of the tower, Spider Man gets MJ to the
    stairwell door. He rips it off its hinges and he tells
    her to run. She starts down. Then turns back to him.

    MARY JANE
    I love you.

    SPIDER MAN
    :shock:

    Silpheed on
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    Sharp10rSharp10r Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Senor Fish wrote:
    Inzigna wrote:
    Aren't the rights to the Spiderman Movie license owned by Sony?

    I mean, if I'm right, doesn't that mean it would be stupid to have SM3 go multi-platform?

    But then again, Sony has been fucking things up lately.

    Like THE FONT.



    Edit: Could be wrong, just saw the 360 logo at the end of the trailer.
    While it seems like a good idea, it's better to make as much money as possible. Spidey ain't a system seller(and the game rights are owned by activision, me thinks) so release it on everything!
    Ironically, I just found myself thinking, "I can't wait to play on Wii, but I'm going to have to get a 360 just for the graphical enhancements."

    Sharp10r on
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    IcewingIcewing Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Just to get the Font business out of the way (again): The Spider-Man font is called "1979", apparently its creator based it on the cover sleeve of a Smashing Pumpkins single release. The font's first "major" use was with the first Xbox. Yes, that's right, it is the Xbox 1 font, too. Then came the Spider-Man movies. Now, it's used for the PS3, also.

    Neo Rasa wrote:
    SpeedySwaf wrote:
    Remember folks, you want the console version, not the PC one.

    ah, yes.

    that debacle. what the hell were they thinking?

    They did put the real version out on the PC.


    The front cover is cosmetically identical. :x

    When did they release the real version? Is there any way of telling, I mean, the real version is rated T or M, and the different one was E, right?

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    brynstarbrynstar Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Icewing wrote:
    Just to get the Font business out of the way (again): The Spider-Man font is called "1979", apparently its creator based it on the cover sleeve of a Smashing Pumpkins single release. The font's first "major" use was with the first Xbox. Yes, that's right, it is the Xbox 1 font, too. Then came the Spider-Man movies. Now, it's used for the PS3, also.

    Neo Rasa wrote:
    SpeedySwaf wrote:
    Remember folks, you want the console version, not the PC one.

    ah, yes.

    that debacle. what the hell were they thinking?

    They did put the real version out on the PC.


    The front cover is cosmetically identical. :x

    When did they release the real version? Is there any way of telling, I mean, the real version is rated T or M, and the different one was E, right?

    Wow, they released the real Spider-Man 2 for the PC? Hmm, I knew that they had released the real version of Ultimate Spider-Man, but I didn't know about the other one. That's interesting!

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    LavaKnightLavaKnight Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think the best part about Spiderman 2 was Bruce Campbell doing the tutorial.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    LavaKnight wrote:
    I think the best part about Spiderman 2 was Bruce Campbell doing the tutorial.
    I think I'm going to play Spider-Man 2 now.

    Gorilla Salad on
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    MugenmidgetMugenmidget Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So wait, the front cover for the PC's 'real version' is cosmetically identical to their bad version? Crazy.

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    BamelinBamelin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sharp10r wrote:
    Ironically, I just found myself thinking, "I can't wait to play on Wii, but I'm going to have to get a 360 just for the ACHIEVEMENTS --- those precious precious achivements mwahahaha!

    fixed :P

    Bruce Campbell did the tutorial for Spider-Man 2? Fuck that must have made the game worth the price alone.

    Bamelin on
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silpheed wrote:
    :shock:
    STRAND
    You can take off the costume, but you
    will always be the Spider Man.

    SPIDER MAN
    It's just Spider Man.

    STRAND
    The point is, you are not a hero. You are
    a spider. It's something you don't have a
    choice in. And spiders are predators.
    They kill to live. They kill to live.
    They are not hampered by humanitarian
    ideals or impeded in their lethal
    efficiency by delusions of morality. They
    are pure. Powerful. As God made them.
    There are no merciful spiders. There are
    no vegetarian spiders. It is now time for
    you to face and accept your true nature.

    Peter stares out at the vista for a long time. It all
    makes so much sense. And it seems to explain so much of
    what he feels. All this churning confusion.
    Strand moves without warning, grabbing Mary Jane before
    Peter can pull her away. She feels the current running
    through her. Peter lunges forward and Strand turns up the
    juice. Mary Jane cries out.

    Peter stops. He can only watch helplessly as Strand toys
    with her life. Strand grabs her head and kisses her. The
    voltage makes her hair shoot straight out. She starts
    doing the watusi.

    STRAND
    See how power turns women on?

    He breaks the kiss. She slaps the shit out of him and he
    kisses her again, this time at a much higher voltage. MJ
    starts to convulse wildly.
    God, it sucks.

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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Peter can barely muster saying "dammit".

    He would not call someone a "motherfucker".

    The Muffin Man on
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    D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well, I'm excited. I just hope the game - like several people here have said - successfully combines the best elements of Spider-Man 2 and Ultimate Spider-Man.

    The webslinging in 2 was perfect, but the team behind it really slacked off on everything else. I got the feeling that they either had no idea how to make Doc Ock cool, or were simply too lazy to try anything daring, so instead they made the fights not only aesthetically boring but frustratingly difficult. The USM team did an infinitely better job of putting together some pretty spectacular fights.

    And with a main villain like Sandman, they better bring their A game. It's going to be a real challenge for Activision to make Sandman fun to fight, and not look like utter shit.

    I also really liked how USM had random events pop up on their own. It felt organic, rather than having to land on the ground and talk to someone before I could any hero-ing, like in Spider-Man 2. I want Manhattan to feel alive, and I want to see a hell of a lot more variety in the non-story missions I can take on.

    Finally, I'm just glad I that this time, I won't have to do any fucking ridiculous shit to get the Black Suit.

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    KamiKami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hahah, that script is awesome.

    I think a neat plottwist would have Mary Jane actually become Venom!

    THAT'D BE NEAT

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    randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    titmouse wrote:
    STRAND
    The point is, you are not a hero. You are
    a spider. And you know about spiders right?
    They are the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom.

    God, it sucks.


    !?!

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    I never asked for this!
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    Neo RasaNeo Rasa Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    titmouse wrote:
    STRAND
    The point is, you are not a hero. You are
    a spider. And you know about spiders right?
    They are the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom.

    God, it sucks.


    !?!

    Spiders aren't insects. At all.

    Neo Rasa on
    "You know how Batman hangs people over the edge of buildings and gets them to spill information. That's Neo Rasa's way of it, but instead of information, he just likes to see people suffer." ~Senor Fish
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    LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    SpeedySwaf wrote:
    Remember folks, you want the console version, not the PC one.

    ah, yes.

    that debacle. what the hell were they thinking?

    They did put the real version out on the PC.


    The front cover is cosmetically identical. :x
    Wait, they did what when

    LaCabra on
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    TheFonzTheFonz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If you worthless chunks of vomit show your faces around here again, I'll decorate my Christmas tree with your intestines. Got it?
    Damn! you so coo, Spidey-Man!
    Edit: oh my god do not read the how spiders make love scene i think my brain is about to explode from the idiocy

    TheFonz on
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    FireWeaselFireWeasel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TheFonz wrote:
    If you worthless chunks of vomit show your faces around here again, I'll decorate my Christmas tree with your intestines. Got it?
    Damn! you so coo, Spidey-Man!
    Edit: oh my god do not read the how spiders make love scene i think my brain is about to explode from the idiocy

    Yeah, it's like Spidey became an Emo Kid's wet dream.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have a copy of Spider-Man 2 signed by Campbell.

    It's so awesome.

    Bloods End on
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    antifoodantifood Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bloods End wrote:
    I have a copy of Spider-Man 2 signed by Campbell.

    It's so awesome.

    But do you have a signed copy of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way" ?

    antifood on
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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    antifood wrote:
    Bloods End wrote:
    I have a copy of Spider-Man 2 signed by Campbell.

    It's so awesome.

    But do you have a signed copy of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way" ?

    Yes. And a signed copy of "If Chins Could Kill"

    Game, set, and match.

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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TheFonz wrote:
    If you worthless chunks of vomit show your faces around here again, I'll decorate my Christmas tree with your intestines. Got it?
    Damn! you so coo, Spidey-Man!
    Edit: oh my god do not read the how spiders make love scene i think my brain is about to explode from the idiocy
    No.
    See.
    It'd be more like "I hope I don't see you around here again, my hands are sore from punching you."

    The Muffin Man on
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    Neo RasaNeo Rasa Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bloods End wrote:
    antifood wrote:
    Bloods End wrote:
    I have a copy of Spider-Man 2 signed by Campbell.

    It's so awesome.

    But do you have a signed copy of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way" ?

    Yes. And a signed copy of "If Chins Could Kill"

    Game, set, and match.

    My girlfriend recently procured tickets for us to see Evil Dead: The Musical.

    Neo Rasa on
    "You know how Batman hangs people over the edge of buildings and gets them to spill information. That's Neo Rasa's way of it, but instead of information, he just likes to see people suffer." ~Senor Fish
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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Neo Rasa wrote:
    Bloods End wrote:
    antifood wrote:
    Bloods End wrote:
    I have a copy of Spider-Man 2 signed by Campbell.

    It's so awesome.

    But do you have a signed copy of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way" ?

    Yes. And a signed copy of "If Chins Could Kill"

    Game, set, and match.

    My girlfriend recently procured tickets for us to see Evil Dead: The Musical.

    THERE'S A MUSICAL?!?!

    Nastyman on
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    Neo RasaNeo Rasa Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yes.
    TheFonz wrote:
    If you worthless chunks of vomit show your faces around here again, I'll decorate my Christmas tree with your intestines. Got it?
    Damn! you so coo, Spidey-Man!
    Edit: oh my god do not read the how spiders make love scene i think my brain is about to explode from the idiocy
    Poop wrote:
    Strand has the midas touch. He has everything and
    nothing. His electrical sense gives him the power to
    manipulate computer bank transfers, the stock market,
    etc... to make himself a billionaire. To sit at the
    center of the world's great electronic web and feel its
    vibrations.
    So he has everything.

    But he cannot touch another person, or shake hands,
    without a great effort of will to control his electrical
    potential. And if he lets his guard down, in an intimate
    moment with a woman, he will kill her with the high
    voltage discharge. His love is deadly. So he has learned
    to live without love, without the comfort of human touch,
    emotion, contact.
    So he has nothing.

    He quickly unzips the front of her wetsuit and puts his
    hands under the rubber. ZAP! Her body arches. He steps
    back, scowling. Impatient. Her eyes flutter open and she
    struggles to breath.

    CORDELIA I don't know how much more of this I can take, Carl.


    Meanwhile, Peter swings into action as Spider Man.
    Various action shots of him swinging from skyscraper to
    skyscraper. Eating up the miles across town.

    He arrives at the mansion in midtown. He searches the
    mansion... can't find them. But he finds Cordelia dead.
    Strand was in a hurry, didn't have time to jumpstart her
    after his farewell kiss. The huge bank of TV monitors all
    show the same image. It is Strand's smiling face... held
    in PAUSE from a VCR.
    Peter hits PLAY.

    _________________________________________________________


    She stands with her back against a girder, needing to feel
    something solid. Spider Man stands before her, a
    perfectly formed male silhouette with a soothing low
    voice.

    SPIDER MAN
    Courtship among the spiders is highly
    ritualized. It varies from species to
    species. The male spider may circle the
    female, or wave his front legs... to
    signal that he is not prey.

    Spider Man moves in a hypnotic arc around her. He raises
    his hands in a dance-like movement. Lowers them.

    SPIDER MAN
    The female usually signals her
    willingness by an uncharacteristic
    passivity.

    MJ takes a deep breath. Her lip trembles. Her knees are
    weak. Her eyes, though, are steady, gazing at the
    silhouette before her. She doesn't move of speak. He
    moves closer.

    SPIDER MAN
    In certain crab spiders, such as Xysticus,
    the male will attach strands of silk to
    the female... tying her limbs...

    Spider Man moves his hand gracefully across her, and she
    sees the sheerest silk webbing glinting in the moonlight.
    First one wrist. Then the other. Hypnotic movement in
    the moonlight. Her arms are bound to the wall. Her
    breathing gets more rapid.

    SPIDER MAN
    Since the female can break free at any
    time, the bonds have only symbolic
    significance.

    MARY JANE
    The male must be very bold... to take
    such liberties with the predatory female.

    SPIDER MAN
    Yes. He is very bold. But he must also
    trust her.
    (he moves very close)
    Close your eyes.

    He removes his mask and kisses her. Their mouths very
    slowly and very sensuously devour each other.

    Peter and MJ are locked together. He is mesmerizing,
    gentle, powerful. He pushes up her skirt. They make
    love, high above the world.
    She doesn't look.







    Seriously I want to get some kind of court injunction wherein James Cameron can never ever write about sex ever.

    Neo Rasa on
    "You know how Batman hangs people over the edge of buildings and gets them to spill information. That's Neo Rasa's way of it, but instead of information, he just likes to see people suffer." ~Senor Fish
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    randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Somethings cannot be unread.

    randombattle on
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    I never asked for this!
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    *reads Neo Rasa*


    AHHH!!!


    *smashes head on keyboard*

    Gorilla Salad on
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