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Prank Calls
ShinAkuma
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This is a pastime of the gods, or so they say... so to get it rolling...
When i was 11 I called up the neighbor kids house and made up a silly rhyme, basically it came down to I threatened to cut off his penis... his parents threatened to call the cops. Of course they didn't. Suckers.
The other time I did one was from a pay phone in the park near the same age. Me and a buddy crank called Nintendos help line; I said my "thing" got stuck in the Super Nintendo cart slot.
So yes, lots of obession with wang at that age, perhaps.
Anyways, SE++ did better than I, right?
When i was 11 I called up the neighbor kids house and made up a silly rhyme, basically it came down to I threatened to cut off his penis... his parents threatened to call the cops. Of course they didn't. Suckers.
The other time I did one was from a pay phone in the park near the same age. Me and a buddy crank called Nintendos help line; I said my "thing" got stuck in the Super Nintendo cart slot.
So yes, lots of obession with wang at that age, perhaps.
Anyways, SE++ did better than I, right?
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of which this is the official past time
these gods, they're really middle school brats, aren't they
Hey, it landed the Jerky Boys a steady job, didn't it?
you say that like it was a positive thing
somewhere out there, two fast food joints were missing their stoner fry cooks for weeks at a time, thanks to their so-called success
I still feel guilty to this day.
I can draw
Man...
:^:
Michaelangelo who? I think we have a new subject for pretentious art students to study.
But they were so good he decided not to end himself.
"There was... there was a PUBIC HAIR in my Big Mac!"
"How do you know it was a pubic hair?"
"It was curly."
Sometimes the people on the other end would get into the act and start cutting promos with us. Those people were class.
Boring tale, but still good fun.
So what do you do? *69 (callback)
Now you think that if you block your number, a *69 won't work? Think again. All that it does is keep the second party from knowing the phone number.
"Thank you for using AT&T, If you wish to connect to blocked number, press '1' now..."
After pressing 1, I told those little shits that call blocking doesn't work when you call the police. I'm pretty much sure that they were trrrified.
I dunno, he strikes me as the sort of guy who would get a buzz from killing.
The closest I come to prank calling is accidentally opening conversation windows with randoms in EVE. It seems like such a waste to just say 'srry, clicked wrong option' so I've started just making up bullshit reasons for wanting to talk to them now. Mostly it involves me pretending I know them from somewhere.
be extra creepy and say stuff like 'remember we met like 2 years ago and you gave me your msn but then you never answered and stopped coming online so i googled your email and got your EVE info'
i dont know what EVE is but this could still make sense probably
I didnt know what a penis was and asked my parents about it when they got home. They started asking questions and my bro got in lots of trouble.
Please stick to the 7 digit number you're used to.
One time I answered, and the guy calling said "Hello! How would you be interested in..." and I interrupted him saying "I don't know? How would you be interested in this?" and started slamming the phone on the counter over and over.
I guess that's like a reverse prank call.
I did stuff like that but I wasn't an idiot. I'd explain that the person they were calling was asleep right now. When they said they'd call back I'd be like, "No, that won't work. She's very paranoid you see. Won't accept any incoming phonecalls. Here, how about you give me your phone number, and I'll have her give you a call. She should be cool with that."
That would be a lot funnier without the radio station laugh track.
a laugh track would be pre recorded.