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ryan shamrock
I am kind of sick of them
http://www.audioentropy.com/
But I'd just as soon save it for Sunday. Main reason I'm even watching the game.
Out.
I think we should teach young children about advertising tricks and deception and subtle manipulation the way we inoculate them to measles.
And that was before the summer's incredibly innovative YouTube campaign. I'm in love with the people who write these.
can we talk about terrible commercials? Because Kay Jewelers makes the worst commercials ever.
Games
Toons
Larps
GTL.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
You're wrong. They don't even make the worst jewler commericals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3m9hyDI3WY
I find them more eye-rollingly cheesy and humorous than the aggressively obnoxious Jared commercials.
The first time I saw that one where they are in the cabin in the words, I could barely breathe because I was laughing too hard. The best part was how you could tell what every next line was going to be.
The cabin in the woods one was what made me start noticing how bad they all are.
that one wear the lady is setting up her friend on a blind date with a dentist
so you better whiten your teeth!
Beefcake for the ladies. Wanna hang out with that guy. Seems like a fun chap.
Yes that is also the worst commercial.
Wait, he was supposed to be a dentist? I thought he was just a man. And like all men he will be disgusted by anything other than the purest of white teeth, rosy cheeks and an appropriately submissive countenance.
Anyway, the commercial is always the same woman checking the site to see who's looking for her.
There are different audio tracks but the best one is "Oh an old boyfriend... maybe he wants to get back-together?"
Yeah lady. Your ex is stalking you and you act like this is a welcome turn-of-events.
They changed it later to "Oh a former client, maybe they want to re-connect?"
Holy shit that commercial. Sarah's started telling me when it's on because it upsets me so much!
yessssssssss
read my mind shoe
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I felt bad for whoever had to record that.
toiler paper commercials where they try to have "real talk" about getting poo off your butt and not on your hands
Good commercials:
The Allstate Mayhem commercials. Mayhem has such fabulous hair.
I love these commercials, the effort that goes into them is seriously impressive.
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there's one for depends adult diapers where an old man is playing hide and seek with his grandson
he has a knowing smile on his face as the child helplessly searches the backyard for him
the undertone, given through text that pops up, is that his pants are full of shit but his adult diapers are suppressing the smell so well that he is able to remain hidden
which I mean, I guess that is something you would want out of an adult diaper if you had health issues that required you use them
but just something about the presentation is really creepy
http://www.audioentropy.com/
http://www.audioentropy.com/
but am hesitant on googling "pants full of poop commercial"
just a close-up of smug old grandpa with some text along the lines of "he can't notice you."
and then the depends logo
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I just did.
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