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[NFL] Goddamned Monster- Day 14: Oakland- PUKING IS PAINFUL! Watch what you eat.

GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered User regular
edited December 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
This is what I imagine Wayne Larrivee, Packers radio broadcaster, to have exclaimed upon the 4th-down incompletion by Ben Roethlisberger, thereby sealing a Super Bowl win for the Green Bay Packers, 31-25. (I 'imagine' as I wasn't listening to the radio call.)

And so, everyone sing along....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-xRXEDssaQ

What does Packers Nation get out of the season, when you add everything up?

*The Lombardi Trophy
*A six-game run to same for the ages, including three nailbiter down-to-the-wire playoff games out of a possible four
*About as much of a 'so there I was' war story as you can have in the NFL, what with half the damn team on IR
*An NFC Championship over the Bears, in Soldier Field, that ended in Bears Nation eating itself
*Aaron Rodgers getting the Favre monkey indisputably off his back
*The knowledge that if something ever happens to Rodgers, Matt Flynn isn't too bad either
*Total vindication of Ted Thompson and Mike McCarthy
*A ring for Charles Woodson
*A ring for Donald Driver
*Brett Favre going completely to shit
*The Metrodome going completely to shit
*Blowout victories that got the coaches of the Vikings and Cowboys fired
*A Broadway play about Vince Lombardi
*'Green And Yellow', which is now our answer to the Super Bowl Shuffle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oicSTRWH_i0

A pretty good year.

Though, there may be an inordinately long time to celebrate, as once the hangover wears off, it's on to the matter of trying to prevent the looming labor stoppage, which involves stuff like money and the length of the season and player safety and other things which I personally have trouble keeping straight in my head right now because of the LSD-grade natural high I'm on at the moment.

Recommence with final thoughts on the season, gloating, pouting, speculating, fretting about lockouts, etc.

I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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  • AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I would like to say, on behalf of probably all of Milwaukee, I'm still drunk at 4am and cannot stop geeking about this.

    Amphetamine on
  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Packer's did the Lord's work this year. Go Packers.

    Trying to decide how I feel about a lockout and all that, especially with the Panthers having 1st pick.

    Tox on
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    So the half time performance?

    It was pretty terribly bad right?

    Honk on
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  • AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    So the half time performance?

    It was pretty terribly bad right?

    It was a massive setback for civil rights on all platforms, yes.

    Amphetamine on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    That is what I thought.

    What a game though!

    Honk on
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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have studied at least seven languages that have been used on this planet in the course of human history.

    None have the capacity to describe it's badness.

    Tox on
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

    Honk on
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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    They put Baby in a corner.

    Tox on
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  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It was so bad, half of the V didn't even want to show up.

    Decoy on
  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I honestly don't know why they would give it to black eyed peas.

    just have fucking springsteen do it every year, you know he'd be down

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The minute I heard Fergie warbling Sweet Child O Mine, I knew Axl Rose was calling up his lawyers to sue the shit out of everyone involved. The man HATES Slash with a passion.

    Gyral on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    Search for "Fergie Slash" on YouTube. This is a regular thing for them. They do it all the time.

    I still can't fathom why Fergie tries to sing with Axle's style instead of her own. She's an above average singer, she doesn't need to emulate someone else.

    JustinSane07 on
  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hey look, a new NFL thread that we won't need until September 2012....:?

    OP missed something that the Packers also got this year. The knowledge that the Lions were in fact a better team than the Packers on the strength of the Lions outscoring the Packers in their two games. So while the Vikings and the Bears both fell to the Pack, the Lions are on their way up........into an extended work stoppage.....of course.....:(

    quovadis13 on
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    They put Baby in a corner.

    They turned Sweet Child of Mine into Sour Girl

    PantsB on
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  • SpacklerSpackler Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    So the half time performance?

    It was pretty terribly bad right?
    I dunno, it was a milestone in the use of live auto-tune technology.

    Spackler on
  • HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    Hey look, a new NFL thread that we won't need until September 2012....:?

    OP missed something that the Packers also got this year. The knowledge that the Lions were in fact a better team than the Packers on the strength of the Lions outscoring the Packers in their two games. So while the Vikings and the Bears both fell to the Pack, the Lions are on their way up........into an extended work stoppage.....of course.....:(

    I would say the Packers winning the Super Bowl and the Lions barely getting 3rd in the NFC North says enough about who the better team was.

    Heir on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    Hehehehehe

    Honk on
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  • BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I kind of like our new, abridged national anthem. No one knows what the hell a "rampart" is anyways.

    BubbaT on
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
  • An-DAn-D Enthusiast AshevilleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I got to watch the Superbowl in Bubba's Texas Barbeque in fucking Shanghai, China. That was crazy. I have never drank so much beer before 9 in the morning.

    I was for the Steelers, but it was a good game. Intense there at the end. So great.

    We got free beer whenever a team scored any point at all....so, I was pretty happy whenever any team did well.

    An-D on
  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    BubbaT wrote: »
    I kind of like our new, abridged national anthem. No one knows what the hell a "rampart" is anyways.

    Holy shit! I totally forgot about that. She fucked it up nicely.

    Tox on
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  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Heir wrote: »
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    Hey look, a new NFL thread that we won't need until September 2012....:?

    OP missed something that the Packers also got this year. The knowledge that the Lions were in fact a better team than the Packers on the strength of the Lions outscoring the Packers in their two games. So while the Vikings and the Bears both fell to the Pack, the Lions are on their way up........into an extended work stoppage.....of course.....:(

    I would say the Packers winning the Super Bowl and the Lions barely getting 3rd in the NFC North says enough about who the better team was.

    FACTS DON'T LIE!!! LET LIONS FANS CLING TO THEIR DELUSIONS!!!

    quovadis13 on
  • HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hey, I'm scared of the Lions next season. Gotta keep knocking them down a peg while I still can. :)

    Heir on
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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The winners of the night seemed to be the people who got 3x the face value of their tickets because their seats weren't available. That's a $1,600 profit on a $800 ticket.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I completely missed Aguilera biffing the national anthem. I was watching the clock to count off how long it took her.

    Apparently, the time- 1:54- was such that it caused chaos on the Vegas prop bets. Some places paid the under, some the over, some a push.

    Gosling on
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  • BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    TexiKen wrote: »
    The winners of the night seemed to be the people who got 3x the face value of their tickets because their seats weren't available. That's a $1,600 profit on a $800 ticket.

    That's only if they paid face value for their tickets. If they had to buy them through a broker/scalper, they're probably lucky to have broken even on the ticket itself.

    Then you toss in travel and hotel costs...


    All in all, a pretty bad week for JerryWorld.

    BubbaT on
  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Jerry's all "but the stadium's sturdy, right? I mean, it'll hold?"

    Fire Marshall "After this season, I have no faith in anything you build not crumbling to dust."

    Tox on
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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ceno on
  • KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Well, the season's over, time to look to whats comming up. I don't have a problem with the 18 game season, but they should add another bye week if thats what they are going for. The lockout seems like a lock at the moment, (heh) but you never know. I definitly think the owners have the advantage over the players, since from all I've read, the players are basically morons when it comes to thier money. Now I'm sure there are some of them that take care of thier cash, but I'm guessing most waste it on bling, houses and cars they haven't paid for yet. Could be ugly for the players union.

    Krieghund on
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The fans are apparently also getting free tickets to next years' Super Bowl. (Assuming there will even be one next year.)

    Basically, the league is employing the 'here's all the free stuff we can think of, please don't sue us' strategy, turned up about four or five notches because these fans are going to get significantly angrier than the parents of some kid that gets brained with a foul ball.

    Gosling on
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  • BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    Jerry's all "but the stadium's sturdy, right? I mean, it'll hold?"

    Fire Marshall "After this season, I have no faith in anything you build not crumbling to dust."

    Wasn't it the Cowboys who also had a tent collapse at training camp and hurt a bunch of people?

    BubbaT on
  • Modern ManModern Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    What I learned from the pre-game show: The NFL likes the Declaration of Independence and supports the troops. A truly controversial stance.

    Also, Sam Elliot needs to be hired as a color commentator for Monday Night Football.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    BubbaT wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Jerry's all "but the stadium's sturdy, right? I mean, it'll hold?"

    Fire Marshall "After this season, I have no faith in anything you build not crumbling to dust."

    Wasn't it the Cowboys who also had a tent collapse at training camp and hurt a bunch of people?

    yeah, the pressurized/tent training facility collapsed and killed an assistant coach

    Dynagrip on
  • QonasQonas Detroit, MIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This may be in the other thread and needs be to here:

    Cameron Diaz Feeds A-Rod

    That A-Rod thing was hilarious. We were playing this game we always do at Super Bowl time, and it requires us to pay attention in spots. So when they started doing the "famous people here" bit, the conversation immediately tailed off and we all just focused on the TV...just in time to see A-Rod get fucking spoon-fed by Cameron Diaz. Best moment of the night outside of:

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    and

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    So yeah, the Steelers lost and that sucks. But it was incredibly gracious of them to, quite literally, hand the game on a silver platter to the Packers. Now Charles Woodson is a Super Bowl champion and has won everything possible in his football career, and finally.....FINALLY.....life and football give Brett Favre a giant middle finger. He never helped the kid, he whined and bitched Rodgers was even drafted, and he then goes so far as to actively fight against the very franchise he was synonymous with. In return, Rodgers was basically self-taught for all those years under Favre, is shown trust and faith by the Packers, and rewards them by outdoing Favre - Rodgers was younger than Favre when he won his only Super Bowl, out-stat'd Favre with 24-39, 304 yds, 3 tds, and was named Super Bowl MVP which Favre was not. Aaron Rodgers has the belt; FUCK YOU FAVRE!

    Also yes, the Black Eyed Peas were horrible. But why was this any surprise, when their "music" has always blown ass?

    Qonas on
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  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    What was the deal with the belt?

    mrt144 on
  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    BubbaT wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Jerry's all "but the stadium's sturdy, right? I mean, it'll hold?"

    Fire Marshall "After this season, I have no faith in anything you build not crumbling to dust."

    Wasn't it the Cowboys who also had a tent collapse at training camp and hurt a bunch of people?

    yeah, the pressurized/tent training facility collapsed and killed an assistant coach

    It was "just" a broken neck, nobody actually died from the collapse. But hey, at least he got a nice shiny award out of it! The guy who was paralyzed from the waist down didn't get an award though, the cheapskates.

    ph blake on
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  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    ph blake wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    BubbaT wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Jerry's all "but the stadium's sturdy, right? I mean, it'll hold?"

    Fire Marshall "After this season, I have no faith in anything you build not crumbling to dust."

    Wasn't it the Cowboys who also had a tent collapse at training camp and hurt a bunch of people?

    yeah, the pressurized/tent training facility collapsed and killed an assistant coach

    It was "just" a broken neck, nobody actually died from the collapse. But hey, at least he got a nice shiny award out of it! The guy who was paralyzed from the waist down didn't get an award though, the cheapskates.

    What's so brave about surviving an accident?

    mrt144 on
  • BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    mrt144 wrote: »
    What was the deal with the belt?

    According to Yahoo, it's the same belt that Rasheed Wallace was carrying around in 2004. Prior to that, it's the belt that Ric Flair carried around in pro wrestling.

    Plus Rodgers always does the "belt" celebration.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESYkXammpZ8

    BubbaT on
  • DracomicronDracomicron Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My little group of Wisconsin expatriots living in Minneapolis are damn satisfied with how the season turned out. Given that you're issued a Cheesehead Membership Card along with your birth certificate in Wisconsin, we're all still really faithful to our real home team (the Vikings are a damn embarasment).

    We tried to listen to Wayne & Larry on the Packer Radio Network over the internet, but for some reason they were about four minutes behind the broadcast; while we could've used the TIVO to sync up the radio & TV, it was just unacceptable to see it that late (we were getting text messages from our friends in Wisconsin before we even saw what they were texting about).

    And yeah, OP, that last interception was certainly YOUR! DAGGER! Talk about a nail-biter. Gotta say, though, that almost all Steelers fans I've seen have been really gracious about it. Most of them have been "It's too bad we lost, but the Packers are a class act and deserved it."

    It was an amazing season, all told. With all the injuries, this is one of those situations where everyone on the team earned that Superbowl ring, even the back-benchers, because everybody ended up having to play at one point or another. A huge team effort, and a good indication of what the Packers are about as an organization. They don't really need the prima donnas; they don't have the money for them anyway. Their strengths are great scouting, skill development, and team character.

    Also: Aaron Rodgers is the fucking man.

    PS - The officiating left something to be desired, I will admit. Both the Packers and the Steelers got hit with some bullshit penalties, though the faux facemask on the Packers was pretty angry-making, and if I were the officials, I would have let the unsportsmanlike conduct one where the Steelers were trying to push the Packer into the kicked ball to make it live, and the Packer turning around and clocking one of them, be, or at least have offsetting penalties. That was kinda unacceptable on all sides, and it was unfair to only penalize one side of it.

    Dracomicron on
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