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The Future of Cinema

GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
Rio!

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nah not that rio

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no but you're closer i guess

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUxbFdtz5vc

aw yeah

Who voices the parrot? Michael Cera?
No, Jesse Einsburg

What's this movie about?
It's about 2 birds who need to mate.
The male one can't fly so he dances I guess?

So it's happy feet?
Nah fool that shit was about penguins

I liked happy feet
yeah me too

Happy feet was a shitty movie
whatever I kinda liked it

You think this'll be as good as happy feet?
no

Are you ready to go see some movies?
I'm not

but maybe you are! Let's talk about movies

edit: now a mine-thread, not mega

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    thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm not sold on any of those movies, but I'll probably still see some of them.

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i'll probably see cowboys and aliens because of how stupid it is

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    super 8 looks boss as fuck but I wanna talk about the chicago code because I watched the pilot and I thought it was good

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    in fact let's talk about the chicago code instead because why would you lead with rio, jeez

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I really want to open a cinema someday that will have a full liquor bar and in two of the theatres, i'll be playing good movies that are old releases and in two of the theatres, i'll be playing new releases

    and i will make themed drinks for the viewings and everyone will have fun OR ELSE

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    also we should talk about whatever Geebs is talking about because you just made a megathread, homie

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dreamworks face

    that goddamn dog

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Yeah why in the heck would you open with Rio instead of Rango

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    thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    in fact let's talk about the chicago code instead because why would you lead with rio, jeez

    I have this sitting on my Tivo, and I'm going to watch it tomorrow. I'm really hoping it's good.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    just watched that Super 8 trailer

    why did that truck make that train derail to such a ridiculous extent?

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    rio will make a 360 degree revolution in cinema

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I can't wait to see Cowboys & Aliens. it's going to be a great drive-in movie.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    so now it's not even a megathread it's just a rio thread why is this happening

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Geebs what is this chicago code

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    thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yeah why in the heck would you open with Rio instead of Rango

    Because Rango is a travesty. It claims to be set in the Mojave desert, but there ain't any saguaro cacti in the Mojave.

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    so now it's not even a megathread it's just a rio thread why is this happening

    because you can't have megathreads, I forgot

    here's to rio

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i'm a cacti to be with

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    in fact let's talk about the chicago code instead because why would you lead with rio, jeez

    I have this sitting on my Tivo, and I'm going to watch it tomorrow. I'm really hoping it's good.

    the cast is really good and also chicago is kind of awesome to look at so that helps

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    thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Chicago is the best to look at, love that city

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yeah why in the heck would you open with Rio instead of Rango

    Because Rango is a travesty. It claims to be set in the Mojave desert, but there ain't any saguaro cacti in the Mojave.
    Nor are there talking lizards in hawaiian shirts

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    YaYa wrote: »
    Geebs what is this chicago code

    the chicago code is a new police drama on fox

    BUT WAIT

    it is by shawn ryan, that guy who did the shield and terriers, and it's mostly about how jennifer beals is gonna fuck corruption right in the ass

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    fucking tom cruise in Mountains of Madness

    the perfect role for the man

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    BEARD wrote: »
    fucking tom cruise in Mountains of Madness

    the perfect role for the man

    no, fuck you

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    doesn't the chiacgo code show have soemthing to do witht he irish mob?

    the irish mob is overrepresented in media now

    some focus should be given to the jewish mafia

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    thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yeah why in the heck would you open with Rio instead of Rango

    Because Rango is a travesty. It claims to be set in the Mojave desert, but there ain't any saguaro cacti in the Mojave.
    Nor are there talking lizards in hawaiian shirts

    I'm willing to buy-in to that, but they could have at least done like 2 seconds of research

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    oh no, not tom cruise in a movie where a dude loses his mind over some crazy shit, how will he ever pull off acting batshit loco

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dude

    he's been driven insane by a cult revolving around an ancient, extraterrestrial horror

    method acting if ever there were such a thing

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    tom cruise always looks like he's barely holding it together in regular life so yeah

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yeah why in the heck would you open with Rio instead of Rango

    Because Rango is a travesty. It claims to be set in the Mojave desert, but there ain't any saguaro cacti in the Mojave.
    Nor are there talking lizards in hawaiian shirts

    I'm willing to buy-in to that, but they could have at least done like 2 seconds of research
    Man it is an iconic cactus

    You see it, you think THIS IS A DESERT

    I am sorry the animated movie about a western town of talking animals isn't ecologically accurate

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    TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    in fact let's talk about the chicago code instead because why would you lead with rio, jeez

    I have this sitting on my Tivo, and I'm going to watch it tomorrow. I'm really hoping it's good.

    You can stop hoping. Start expecting.
    You will not be disappointed.

    Also, why was Cowboys and Aliens taken out of the OP!?
    Harrison Ford getting dirty is usually a good thing. (Let's not discuss the refrigerator incident.)

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    what's the deal with scientology

    like, really? for real?

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    thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »

    I am sorry the animated movie about a western town of talking animals isn't ecologically accurate

    You should be sorry

    and so should Rango, with that Sonoran desert looking amateur shit

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I like the moving pictures films.

    Still need to watch all the way through Blade Runner, fell asleep last time.

    Which reminds me that I'm super tired for some reason.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    gettin' snobby about cacti is possibly the last thing I expected to see on the internet tonight

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    what's the deal with scientology

    like, really? for real?

    it's beyond reckoning

    quit tryin' to reckon it

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    cacti basically don't exist out here
    maybe you'll see them out in the national parks, like one or two
    or as an accent on a lawn
    but otuside of that, nope

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Futore wrote: »
    I really want to open a cinema someday that will have a full liquor bar and in two of the theatres, i'll be playing good movies that are old releases and in two of the theatres, i'll be playing new releases

    and i will make themed drinks for the viewings and everyone will have fun OR ELSE

    We've got one of those in my town.

    It's pretty great.

    The Bar is well stocked and reasonably priced and you can take your drinks into the theatre.

    The old movies are in the form of constantly running themed film festivals.

    It's hard to show old movies at a movie theatre, though, because they're often only licensed for public screening for a short period of time.

    It's not like you can just throw in Big Lebowski on DVD and charge people for it. You'd get your ass sued into the bedrock.

    #pipe on
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2011
    we had a theater with a liquor license in town for a while called the brew and view

    I think they did the wizard of oz/dark side of the moon thing and closed out of shame

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The best part would be the ability to throw people out who were talking in during the film

    totally just blame it on them having too much and pause that shit and give them the boot

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    what's the deal with scientology

    like, really? for real?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_S8x1EyWQI

    A dude named Ron was a schlock science fiction writer. Then when he got old he either

    a: figured out a way to strip people of all of their money or
    b:genuinely became batshit insane

    and started convincing idiots that the things he wrote in his schlock science fiction novels was actually true by claiming to be able to "empower" them to "live up to their full potential", hooking them into paying money to gain access to more education on some bogus self help bullshit.

    Then when you're hooked, you're made to sign non disclosure agreements, you're brainwashed or intimidated into staying within the group and convincing friends to join.

    it is a literal cult.

    #pipe on
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