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Didgeridoo
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Some creepy shit is going down, and there's only one place to call. No, not the ghostbusters. No, fuck off, it's not them
Instead, meet:
Fox "Spooky" Mulder. Although don't call him "Fox," he doesn't like his first name. For that matter, don't call him "Spooky," either. Just call him Mulder. Anywho, he is a member of a special department of the FBI called The X-Files which handles supernatural and unexplained cases. By 'special' many of his managers mean 'stupid.' Mulder has spent most of his life chasing unexplained phenomena, especially anything that may be extraterrestrial in origin. He is quick to choose the most fantastic of explanations for any given mystery. His partner is one
Dana "No Nickname" Scully. You can call her either "Dana" or "Scully," she doesn't give a shit. She was assigned to Mulder's department to investigate his fantastic claims and to inject a healthy dose of skepticism into the everyday business of the X-Files. She spends much of her time writing reports that directly contradict what Mulder claims. Scully is intelligent, capable, and prone to head injuries which incapacitate her during critical moments. Interestingly enough, many of these head injuries seem to prevent her from witnessing events that would confirm Mulder's ideas.
They investigate creepy shit of all shapes and sizes. Their exploits are available for perusal via Netflix! At least the first six seasons are available for instant streaming through them, so you really have no excuse for not watching this show. It's really fun! I've only seen 3/4 of the first season, but I'm hooked.
DISCUSS
Instead, meet:
Fox "Spooky" Mulder. Although don't call him "Fox," he doesn't like his first name. For that matter, don't call him "Spooky," either. Just call him Mulder. Anywho, he is a member of a special department of the FBI called The X-Files which handles supernatural and unexplained cases. By 'special' many of his managers mean 'stupid.' Mulder has spent most of his life chasing unexplained phenomena, especially anything that may be extraterrestrial in origin. He is quick to choose the most fantastic of explanations for any given mystery. His partner is one
Dana "No Nickname" Scully. You can call her either "Dana" or "Scully," she doesn't give a shit. She was assigned to Mulder's department to investigate his fantastic claims and to inject a healthy dose of skepticism into the everyday business of the X-Files. She spends much of her time writing reports that directly contradict what Mulder claims. Scully is intelligent, capable, and prone to head injuries which incapacitate her during critical moments. Interestingly enough, many of these head injuries seem to prevent her from witnessing events that would confirm Mulder's ideas.
They investigate creepy shit of all shapes and sizes. Their exploits are available for perusal via Netflix! At least the first six seasons are available for instant streaming through them, so you really have no excuse for not watching this show. It's really fun! I've only seen 3/4 of the first season, but I'm hooked.
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Should I start this show? I just finally watched and finished Twin Peaks. Besides people telling me I'm Agent Dale Cooper, I thought it was the most amazing show in the wooooooooooorld.
Still streaming on Netflix, hmmm, I may have to spend a rainy Saturday going through some monster of the week episodes
Please understand that I say this with the utmost compassion
GO DIE
It is kind of a big commitment so I thought I'd ask! Can I skip any seasons as just bad?
I'm trying to watch Deep Space Nine in order but there's so many seasons before the super awesome war.
I think my most important show backlog is Veronica Mars, DS9, X-Files and uh... Buffy? Angel? I dunno.
It gave me the heebie jeebies as a kid.
edit: The Host
For the record, I'd hit it.
Now, Didgeridoo, I am sending you a tongue kiss for this thread. To whom can I address this envelope?
I just got netflix instant mostly 'cause all of this show is on there. Someone tell me some good episodes to watch.
Well, best comedic episode, at least.
Creepiest was probably Home.
go shit a fuck
Bad
Blood
A quart of whiskey and a Home-Tooms-Bad Blood combo should do the trick
e: yessss Bale h5
1) How is it Scully doesn't believe in the supernatural? I understand the need for it from a dramatic point of view, but at a certain point that stops being believable. I mean, how many people does she need to see coming back to life or being a vampire or be an alien for her to believe that something else in the world is going on?
2) Seriously, they didn't ever fuck? I know he's a nerd, but come on. He wouldn't fuck her? She wouldn't fuck him? Come on. I mean, come on.
they fuck in the 2nd movie and it's profoundly disturbing
it was like listening to my parents pillow talk
That's Bad Blood
and he's not fake
Implied, I hope.
Also, wasn't he always fat?
and uh...that's some title
Unkind, Mori. That little boy was me.
Really, really bad.
The guy's name was Marcus Aurelius Belt. That in itself is terrible.
This tongue kiss and all future tongue kisses can be delivered to me electronically
Just kiss the screen. Just get all up in that screen's business, I'll get the message. Here, I'll leave you some room for smooches
there we go
wait which
I don't live in LA, although I do live in California!
It would be much cooler and make more sense if I was Australian, though