Portal 2. Reboot GLaDOS for earlier release!

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  • M_WM_W Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    After reading quotes from Cave Johnson from the Portal 2 ARG, I can't imagine a better fit than J.K. Simmons.

    Remember, science without results is witchcraft.

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    M_W wrote: »
    After reading quotes from Cave Johnson from the Portal 2 ARG, I can't imagine a better fit than J.K. Simmons.

    Remember, science without results is witchcraft.

    I totally agree. I was almost reading it in my mind with his voice. It just fits so well.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think Valve looked at the "Reasons to buy this game" list and found it only took up ten pages, so they needed to buff it a bit.

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hey, so, does anyone know the pre-purchase incentives for US Amazon? I think the gamestop ones are pretty ugly, so I was wondering if there were other places to get them.

    This is PS3, by the way.

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  • xraydogxraydog Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think I'm going to go into lockdown mode for this just in case. Looking forward to it and any HL2EP3 references it may contain. About a month to go...

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Best I can find on pre-order bonuses are here.
    Steam - Portal 1 copy that can be gifted and $5 off and $20 off 2 pack
    Steam UK - £3 off £30, £12 off 2 pack, Portal 1 copy that can be gifted
    Amazon.com (US) - $5 off and ($5 amazon credit if preordered before 2/16/2011)
    Amazon.co.uk (UK) - £5 off £35
    Amazon.de (Germany) - Orange / Blue Plating armor
    Newegg - Nothing Listed
    Gamestop - $5 off and Scuba Armor
    Walmart, Target, Bestbuy, Kmart - nothing listed
    CDON.com (Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Finland) - Orange / Blue Plating armor
    EB Games Australia -Portal Themed Rubix Cube

    Not very excited about that scuba armor but the plating armor looks awesome. Too bad it isn't available in the US apparently...

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  • BinaryBinary Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I really want to get my girlfriend to play this but I'm having a hell of a time convincing her.

    Her: I suck at first-person shooters.

    Me: No, it's not really a first person shooter. Yes it's first-person, and you have a gun, but all that gun does is shoot holes in walls. Holes that are linked together. This isn't Black Ops where you have to worry about getting tomahawked from across the map in the first five seconds of a round.

    Her: But I suck at first-person shooters.

    Me: *facepalm*

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    How about trying to explain that it's a puzzle game? Or making her try Portal 1?

    According to the most recent Giant Bombcast they shot an interview with Erik Wolpaw, but it's not up on the site yet.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Peewi wrote: »
    How about trying to explain that it's a puzzle game? Or making her try Portal 1?

    According to the most recent Giant Bombcast they shot an interview with Erik Wolpaw, but it's not up on the site yet.

    This. If that doesn't get her in the right frame of mind for this, nothing will.

    I just pre-ordered on Amazon. You still get the Steam version if you get the PS3 one, yeah?

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Peewi wrote: »
    How about trying to explain that it's a puzzle game? Or making her try Portal 1?

    According to the most recent Giant Bombcast they shot an interview with Erik Wolpaw, but it's not up on the site yet.

    This. If that doesn't get her in the right frame of mind for this, nothing will.

    I just pre-ordered on Amazon. You still get the Steam version if you get the PS3 one, yeah?

    Yes, PS3 comes with Steam version.

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  • MeepZeroMeepZero Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think I might get the PS3 version just so I can have someone play co op with me while I play the PC version. Though on some PC Gamer Master Race level I feel like I'm still betraying Valve here since the money is going to a bunch of other people than Valve if I go that route.

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  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    When will Steam announce that their true pre-order bonus is a free TF2 hat and unlockable Portal Gun for the Scout?

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  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Binary wrote: »
    I really want to get my girlfriend to play this but I'm having a hell of a time convincing her.

    Her: I suck at first-person shooters.

    Me: No, it's not really a first person shooter. Yes it's first-person, and you have a gun, but all that gun does is shoot holes in walls. Holes that are linked together. This isn't Black Ops where you have to worry about getting tomahawked from across the map in the first five seconds of a round.

    Her: But I suck at first-person shooters.

    Me: *facepalm*

    I gave mine Portal, she loves it and replays it nearly every week. She's very much looking forward to Portal 2 Co-op.

    Just have her watch you play a couple of levels?

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    Binary wrote: »
    I really want to get my girlfriend to play this but I'm having a hell of a time convincing her.

    Her: I suck at first-person shooters.

    Me: No, it's not really a first person shooter. Yes it's first-person, and you have a gun, but all that gun does is shoot holes in walls. Holes that are linked together. This isn't Black Ops where you have to worry about getting tomahawked from across the map in the first five seconds of a round.

    Her: But I suck at first-person shooters.

    Me: *facepalm*

    I gave mine Portal, she loves it and replays it nearly every week. She's very much looking forward to Portal 2 Co-op.

    Just have her watch you play a couple of levels?

    It's different for everybody. I tried to get my wife to play, but as she never played games before, the 3 dimensions being on a flat surface really threw her off. It was a very frustrating experience for her, trying to look around with a mouse instead of what felt natural, her head.

    Now I just give her 2D games like PvZ and she enjoys them much more. She still enjoyed watching me play portal, though, so Portal 2 will be a must-watch for her.

    I'll make her.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I saw the preview for this at PAX East.
    Best explanation for a voiceless player character ever.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    klemming wrote: »
    I saw the preview for this at PAX East.
    Best explanation for a voiceless player character ever.

    For those of us that have no idea what PAX East preview you're talking about: explain.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Peewi wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    I saw the preview for this at PAX East.
    Best explanation for a voiceless player character ever.

    For those of us that have no idea what PAX East preview you're talking about: explain.
    Wheatly: Okay, there's a tiny chance that you may have some slight... massive... brain damage but I'm sure you're fine. Let's just do a quick test; say something.
    [Press SPACE to speak]
    *jumps*
    Wheatly: Okay, that was a jump. Let's try something else; say 'apple' (goes on for several minutes that I'm not going to put in here)
    [Press SPACE to say 'apple]
    *jumps*
    Wheatly: Well, close enough.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Okay, that's pretty great.

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ok that is fantastic. I can't waaaaiiitt.

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  • LockeColeLockeCole Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The PAX East trailer was great - love the ending:
    C.Johnson: Now get out! Wait come back a sec: BUY MY GAME. Now get out!

    Read in J. Jonah Jameson voice.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Okay, actual spoilers coming in, abandoning ship now. Bye!

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  • LockeColeLockeCole Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    klemming wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    I saw the preview for this at PAX East.
    Best explanation for a voiceless player character ever.

    For those of us that have no idea what PAX East preview you're talking about: explain.
    Wheatly: Okay, there's a tiny chance that you may have some slight... massive... brain damage but I'm sure you're fine. Let's just do a quick test; say something.
    [Press SPACE to speak]
    *jumps*
    Wheatly: Okay, that was a jump. Let's try something else; say 'apple' (goes on for several minutes that I'm not going to put in here)
    [Press SPACE to say 'apple]
    *jumps*
    Wheatly: Well, close enough.

    Other thoughts on the PAX East demo
    Is the PC not Chell anymore? because it sure seems that way

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  • Cameron_TalleyCameron_Talley Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This comes out next month? Huh, I forgot about it. Loved the first one!

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    LockeCole wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    I saw the preview for this at PAX East.
    Best explanation for a voiceless player character ever.

    For those of us that have no idea what PAX East preview you're talking about: explain.
    Wheatly: Okay, there's a tiny chance that you may have some slight... massive... brain damage but I'm sure you're fine. Let's just do a quick test; say something.
    [Press SPACE to speak]
    *jumps*
    Wheatly: Okay, that was a jump. Let's try something else; say 'apple' (goes on for several minutes that I'm not going to put in here)
    [Press SPACE to say 'apple]
    *jumps*
    Wheatly: Well, close enough.

    Other thoughts on the PAX East demo
    Is the PC not Chell anymore? because it sure seems that way

    I don't know why you say that.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    LockeCole wrote: »
    Other thoughts on the PAX East demo
    Is the PC not Chell anymore? because it sure seems that way
    Given that GlaDOS recognises you as her killer, I think it's fair to say you're playing as Chell.

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  • CarbonFireCarbonFire See you in the countryRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Okay, actual spoilers coming in, abandoning ship now. Bye!

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  • JutranjoJutranjo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Say, about that Razer Hydra PC motion controller, any news on it coming out or being bundled with a Portal 2 copy?

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Portal 2 TV Spot!

    Short but sweet.

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  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I like how this one is actually going to show Glados rebuilding things. It helps hammer home how powerful she really is.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Icemopper wrote: »
    Portal 2 TV Spot!

    Short but sweet.

    I decided to break my media embargo since I figured this wouldn't spoil anything from the actual game. Pretty sure I'm right too.


    Anyway, a little perspective on that, because Valve naturally did it themselves instead of hiring an ad agency.

    http://www.mcvuk.com/news/43536/Valve-Ad-agencies-almost-worthless
    “We’ve had many creative kick-off meetings with agencies over the years, and you’d be shocked by the treatments that have come back. Copycat treatments. Cliché treatments. Treatments that reveal the agency wasn’t listening in the initial meeting.


    The experience from all those TF2 shorts sure must have come in handy when making their own ad. Which reminds me, we've still got two of those left to go.


    I mean I can sort of see what they mean as well. The ad that Valve made is clearly targeted around the idea of "hey, this is fun, let's have fun with physics". I can imagine that other ad campaigns would've tied to push a more action focussed or even darker angle. And almost certainly would've wanted to focus on human protagonists instead of the two robots.

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  • ElkoVituciElkoVituci Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Valve is hyping this game much more than Portal.., I hope it's as good.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Portal was a 4 hour game packaged with Halflife episode 2 AND team fortress 2.

    Portal wasn't really their focus then and this is a full fledged game (supposedly)

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    subedii wrote: »
    Icemopper wrote: »
    [UL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec7MvC2Sv3c"]Portal 2 TV Spot![/URL]

    Short but sweet.

    I decided to break my media embargo since I figured this wouldn't spoil anything from the actual game. Pretty sure I'm right too.


    Anyway, a little perspective on that, because Valve naturally did it themselves instead of hiring an ad agency.

    http://www.mcvuk.com/news/43536/Valve-Ad-agencies-almost-worthless
    “We’ve had many creative kick-off meetings with agencies over the years, and you’d be shocked by the treatments that have come back. Copycat treatments. Cliché treatments. Treatments that reveal the agency wasn’t listening in the initial meeting.


    The experience from all those TF2 shorts sure must have come in handy when making their own ad. Which reminds me, we've still got two of those left to go.


    I mean I can sort of see what they mean as well. The ad that Valve made is clearly targeted around the idea of "hey, this is fun, let's have fun with physics". I can imagine that other ad campaigns would've tied to push a more action focussed or even darker angle. And almost certainly would've wanted to focus on human protagonists instead of the two robots.

    I think that is exactly right. I'm really glad they went in-house with everything because no one knows their product better than themselves. It would be similar to movie trailers that look really hilarious then end up being very very dark humor. Or something.

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  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ElkoVituci wrote: »
    Valve is hyping this game much more than Portal.., I hope it's as good.

    Portal 1 was a test basically. They weren't sure how it would be received so they bundled it with 2 games that they knew would do well.
    And like Nappuccino said this is a full game and apparently substationaly longer than portal 1.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    4-5 times longer in fact (including both the singleplayer and coop campaigns) if Valve's estimates are to be believed. I think they might be a little inflated though.

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think it is an estimated 2 times longer for just the single player. Which could be anywhere from an hour to 6 hours.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I saw a recent interview where Erik Wolpaw said each campaign was 2-2.5 times longer than Portal 1.

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  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    4-5 times longer in fact (including both the singleplayer and coop campaigns) if Valve's estimates are to be believed. I think they might be a little inflated though.

    Wait...if we factor in valve time, carry the one...Portal 2 is going to be about 6 years long. I can live with that.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Stop carrying the 1!! He's a big boy, and he can do things for himself now. We'll never know what heights he can achieve if you keep doing everything for him!

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