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FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤinterior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
edited February 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
Chat! Punch! You all remember!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eZcV1UuUzI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lPMuPPb7nQ

every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEFh9FqjXCs

    thinking about it, Cudi was the perfect guy to remix Symphonies with for Dan Black

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Well damn....

    Now I'm gonna take my stretched out ball sack and go home

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    my guitar is in my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    interview tomorrow

    oh boy

    Captain Carrot on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Well damn....

    Now I'm gonna take my stretched out ball sack and go home

    Premature old man balls.

    Thomamelas on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Hairs growing in strange places.

    Frequent white sticky ejaculate.

    Sudden increase in strength.

    Trying desperately to get laid.

    Spiderman is just a dude going through puberty.

    This was straight-up lampshaded in the first movie.

    I do not know this term.

    It's where there's a theme or metaphor going on in a work of fiction and instead of letting it just slide through subtly they make it explicit.

    There's a part right in the beginning of the first Spider-Man movie when Peter Parker first gets his powers, he's in his room alone and he accidentally squirts the wall or his bookshelf or something and then somebody knocks on the door and it's an obvious metaphor for masturbation.

    Well...not really. Lampshading could certainly involve calling attention to a metaphor, but more generally speaking, lampshade hanging refers to explicitly calling attention to things that might disrupt suspension of disbelief, particularly glaring inconsistencies like plot holes or anachronisms or things that just don't fit. Sometimes, it might be an explanation, or it could just be a punchline. Like "why do you have a gorilla in your living room anyway?" if the gorilla actually serves some purpose to the scene despite there being no realistic reason for a gorilla to actually BE in the scene.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    For 15 cents a
    day you can feed an African
    they eat pennies

    Tav on
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Well...not really. Lampshading could certainly involve calling attention to a metaphor, but more generally speaking, lampshade hanging refers to explicitly calling attention to things that might disrupt suspension of disbelief, particularly glaring inconsistencies like plot holes or anachronisms or things that just don't fit. Sometimes, it might be an explanation, or it could just be a punchline. Like "why do you have a gorilla in your living room anyway?" if the gorilla actually serves some purpose to the scene despite there being no realistic reason for a gorilla to actually BE in the scene.

    As soon as I posted that I thought, "Man, some autistic douchebag is going to neckbeard up chat by talking about how that not REALLY lampshading because it's not explicit enough."

    It had to be you, Drez.

    It had to be you.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ99sCPoFUA

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    For 15 cents a
    day you can feed an African
    they eat pennies

    5
    8
    4

    Daxon on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Well...not really. Lampshading could certainly involve calling attention to a metaphor, but more generally speaking, lampshade hanging refers to explicitly calling attention to things that might disrupt suspension of disbelief, particularly glaring inconsistencies like plot holes or anachronisms or things that just don't fit. Sometimes, it might be an explanation, or it could just be a punchline. Like "why do you have a gorilla in your living room anyway?" if the gorilla actually serves some purpose to the scene despite there being no realistic reason for a gorilla to actually BE in the scene.

    As soon as I posted that I thought, "Man, some autistic douchebag is going to neckbeard up chat by talking about how that not REALLY lampshading because it's not explicit enough."

    It had to be you, Drez.

    It had to be you.

    I'm just trying to lampshade the fact that you're so wrong your face is like an ass that has mustard in it.

    Drez on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    For 15 cents a
    day you can feed an African
    they eat pennies

    Ass pennies.

    Thomamelas on
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Well...not really. Lampshading could certainly involve calling attention to a metaphor, but more generally speaking, lampshade hanging refers to explicitly calling attention to things that might disrupt suspension of disbelief, particularly glaring inconsistencies like plot holes or anachronisms or things that just don't fit. Sometimes, it might be an explanation, or it could just be a punchline. Like "why do you have a gorilla in your living room anyway?" if the gorilla actually serves some purpose to the scene despite there being no realistic reason for a gorilla to actually BE in the scene.

    As soon as I posted that I thought, "Man, some autistic douchebag is going to neckbeard up chat by talking about how that not REALLY lampshading because it's not explicit enough."

    It had to be you, Drez.

    It had to be you.

    I'm just trying to lampshade the fact that you're so wrong your face is like an ass that has mustard in it.

    That would probably burn a little.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Thom, trying to Intimidate a group just means a bigger DC, right?

    Captain Carrot on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Well...not really. Lampshading could certainly involve calling attention to a metaphor, but more generally speaking, lampshade hanging refers to explicitly calling attention to things that might disrupt suspension of disbelief, particularly glaring inconsistencies like plot holes or anachronisms or things that just don't fit. Sometimes, it might be an explanation, or it could just be a punchline. Like "why do you have a gorilla in your living room anyway?" if the gorilla actually serves some purpose to the scene despite there being no realistic reason for a gorilla to actually BE in the scene.

    As soon as I posted that I thought, "Man, some autistic douchebag is going to neckbeard up chat by talking about how that not REALLY lampshading because it's not explicit enough."

    It had to be you, Drez.

    It had to be you.

    I'm just trying to lampshade the fact that you're so wrong your face is like an ass that has mustard in it.

    That would probably burn a little.

    Why else would someone put mustard in their ass?

    Drez on
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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    For 15 cents a
    day you can feed an African
    they eat pennies

    Ass pennies.

    'cism

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This show called Whatever Happened To? is on right now, and one person they covered was Mila Kunis. The show mainly focuses on actors who have sort of disappeared, but were at one time very popular. This episode was filmed before Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Max Payne, so they're all like "yeah, she's doing Family Guy, and dating Kevin McAllister, and, uh, she's got a few B movies coming out but... be on the lookout!"

    Wash on
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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh god going to die alone.

    Abloo bloo

    Cinders on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Thom, trying to Intimidate a group just means a bigger DC, right?

    I'd have to check but I assume so.

    Thomamelas on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It's funny watching a show compare Mila Kunis' career to Karyn Parsons from Fresh Prince.

    Wash on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Beer bought, waiting for migraine meds to kick in, hatred of dental software complete.

    Mazzyx on
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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Speaking of burning asses apparently dexamethasone causes perineal burning.

    The anaesthetist I was following for a bit and was like "yeah, if she was awake now and I gave this all quickly she's start shouting that her vagina was burning"

    Daxon on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So apparently a local massage parlor is offering happy endings.

    TL DR on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    So apparently a local massage parlor is offering happy endings.

    This is like saying that your sink has water in it.

    Drez on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Well...not really. Lampshading could certainly involve calling attention to a metaphor, but more generally speaking, lampshade hanging refers to explicitly calling attention to things that might disrupt suspension of disbelief, particularly glaring inconsistencies like plot holes or anachronisms or things that just don't fit. Sometimes, it might be an explanation, or it could just be a punchline. Like "why do you have a gorilla in your living room anyway?" if the gorilla actually serves some purpose to the scene despite there being no realistic reason for a gorilla to actually BE in the scene.

    As soon as I posted that I thought, "Man, some autistic douchebag is going to neckbeard up chat by talking about how that not REALLY lampshading because it's not explicit enough."

    It had to be you, Drez.

    It had to be you.

    I'm just trying to lampshade the fact that you're so wrong your face is like an ass that has mustard in it.

    That would probably burn a little.

    Why else would someone put mustard in their ass?

    Kind of like figging, I guess.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    So apparently a local massage parlor is offering happy endings.

    Many of them do. A lot of those places are fronts for human trafficking.

    Thomamelas on
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlgWj9GHE3g

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    For 15 cents a
    day you can feed an African
    they eat pennies

    Ass pennies.

    You pay your kids allowance with my ass pennies!

    I found that skit one time and never ever again.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Apparently more people are enslaved now than 200 years ago.

    Daxon on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    So apparently a local massage parlor is offering happy endings.

    Many of them do. A lot of those places are fronts for human trafficking.

    You are making it hard for a guy to enjoy a handjob, Thom.

    Wash on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    For 15 cents a
    day you can feed an African
    they eat pennies

    Ass pennies.

    You pay your kids allowance with my ass pennies!

    I found that skit one time and never ever again.

    The whole run of UCB on Comedy Central is worth watching.

    Thomamelas on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    So apparently a local massage parlor is offering happy endings.

    Many of them do. A lot of those places are fronts for human trafficking.

    You are making it hard for a guy to enjoy a handjob, Thom.

    It's a handy J. You can give yourself one.

    Thomamelas on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Thom, trying to Intimidate a group just means a bigger DC, right?

    I'd have to check but I assume so.

    -2 if they have me at a disadvantage. And you can't Demoralize a group. Too bad.

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Speaking of burning asses apparently dexamethasone causes perineal burning.

    The anaesthetist I was following for a bit and was like "yeah, if she was awake now and I gave this all quickly she's start shouting that her vagina was burning"

    Interesting.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Apparently more people are enslaved now than 200 years ago.

    Yeppers.

    Population size and all.

    Also Mexico is still a raging hellhole.

    But people can't keep this information in mind for more than a few weeks.

    Incenjucar on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    They had one of those around here too, Tim. It got closed down after a man came in one day, demanded someone give him his daughter back, and started karate chopping people in the throat.

    Wash on
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  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Apparently more people are enslaved now than 200 years ago.

    Aren't there like 3 times as many people though?

    Sparvy on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    So apparently a local massage parlor is offering happy endings.

    This is like saying that your sink has water in it.

    Yeah, but if you'd asked me yesterday whether I was tempted to break the law in my sink, my answer would not have changed by today.

    TL DR on
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Apparently more people are enslaved now than 200 years ago.

    There are about 7 times as many people in the world, so it's not too surprising.

    Aroused Bull on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ99sCPoFUA

    Die Antvoort went suck fast

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
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