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My band was playing a BotB but before we could go on our lead singer got busted for smoking a Tobacco pipe, full of tobacco, but which had at some point in the past been used for weed and sorta, almost smelled like pot. Fuck.
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Tell me your story about battle of the bands.
Satans..... hints.....
Disgusting.
gladiatorial style
with axes and shit
i dont care if they are bands at all, i just want norse ufc
I love that the pot smoke in the colorized version of reefer madness is random colors.
It took me like 5 whole minutes to make that happen.
on weed?
who could have seen that coming
and: I totally do not buy your "it was tobacco in that weed pipe, I swear" excuse
totes do not buy that
edit: wait do you mean it was a glass "pipe"
or was it like a gentleman's pipe
if it's the latter, then what the FUCK do you think you're doing
you deserve to be in jail forever
Almost wanna report this for awesome.
i have to convince the internet of their innocence!
riiiiiigggght nooooooow
who would lie on the internet?
what in the wide world of sports would be the point, I mean Jeeeeeeeeeehoshaphat
you're a sweetheart for not saying teefs
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
it's a one sentence story.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
and takes a whiff
son
this almost sort of smells like weed
maybe
you're under arrest
all signs point to
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
best I could do on such short notice
ironyyyyyyyyyy
I might have to take you downtown and consider asking you some questions. You possibly have the right to have a lawyer present.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
You really just spared yourselves the embarrassment
Follow me on Twitter??
*puts a handcuff on only one wrist*
"Go walk to the patrol car, or something."
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
were not fucking lawyers here (except crwth maybe?)
there is no point of him coming here to lie
Edit: And the "sorta almost" bit, of course.
indeed
perhaps
We're called The Police
Follow me on Twitter??
man this better be ankle-deep sarcasm, right here
or this is gonna be another thing we make fun of you for, geomitch
i just graduated. from the police academy. i wouldn't know.
yeah i guess you're under arrest
umm
look i'm new to this ok?
yeah get in the cop car. thanks for understanding.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
my shithead cousin smoked weed in his tobacco pipe and left a little in there on accident
grandpa lights up and gets a little pie-eyed
grandma was super pissed
I have no reason to lie to SE++.