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Candidate B. Child's Play Project Manager.

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, now that you've won the superbowl, what are you going to do now?

    Dys on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B,

    Are you stuck in the spam filter again?

    mcp on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    How based are you, Candidate B?

    George Fornby Grill on
  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, how many shovel?

    EidolonOrpheus on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Candidate B, I am a dying teenager with a few short months to live. I have not made many friends due to the confinements and entrapments of a debilitating disease. The only life I know is plastic tubes and metal syringes.

    How are you going to make me feel like a human being today?

    I am sensing a theme here!

    Anyway, is your medical situation going any better, Munkus?

    Ask me again in a month.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Candidate B, If you would prefer a different target, a military target, then name the system!
    I <3 you soooooooooooooo much!

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    ThreadbareSock wrote: »
    Candidate B, which of these represents acceptable levels of doneness?

    dhhHa.jpg

    anything on the right side of that image is a crime against humanity

    hear hear

    Solar on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Sweeney Tom on
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    NCC-1701-D vs Imperial I-class Star Destroyer. Who wins? Does your answer change for Victory class destroyers / other Enterprise incarnations?

    Aren't the Enterprise's shields immune to lasers or something? I guess if the Star Destroyer rammed it or something, but that might be tricky.

    They carry ion cannons as well as turbolasers, not to mention a full fighter complement (including TIE bombers which would have proton torpedos / concussion missiles)

    Hmm

    not enough information on me to answer with respect to fire power, but in a race the Star Destroy wins every time

    Seriously on
  • TaskmanTaskman Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, have you ever had to herd cats? This may be a skill of critical importance if you're going to be doing this sort of thing regularly.

    Taskman on
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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B isn't even going to get to read this far into the thread. right now we are just posting for ourselves.

    Big B, if you ARE reading this then may I suggest some quick answers to some of the questions. As you may have noticed we tend to favor volume over erudition.

    iamthepieman on
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Candidate B, I am a dying teenager with a few short months to live. I have not made many friends due to the confinements and entrapments of a debilitating disease. The only life I know is plastic tubes and metal syringes.

    How are you going to make me feel like a human being today?

    I am sensing a theme here!

    Anyway, is your medical situation going any better, Munkus?

    Ask me again in a month.

    :( Good luck!

    BahamutZERO on
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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, can I use the n-word socially as long as I have a really good black friend?

    Franko on
  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, this is a picture of Kim Jong-Il looking at boots. Which color do you prefer?

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    Peccavi on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    Candidate B, what is your favorite beer?

    I thought that said beef and I was going to say Shia.

    Druhim on
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B. Please rank the following films in order of greatness.


    Pure Country

    The Cutting Edge

    The Replacements

    Crocodile Dundee 2

    A Dabble Of Thelonius on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, do you wuv us

    Kochikens on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    NCC-1701-D vs Imperial I-class Star Destroyer. Who wins? Does your answer change for Victory class destroyers / other Enterprise incarnations?

    Aren't the Enterprise's shields immune to lasers or something? I guess if the Star Destroyer rammed it or something, but that might be tricky.

    They carry ion cannons as well as turbolasers, not to mention a full fighter complement (including TIE bombers which would have proton torpedos / concussion missiles)

    Hmm

    not enough information on me to answer with respect to fire power, but in a race the Star Destroy wins every time

    really? can't the enterprise go like, 9 times the speed of light or something?

    BahamutZERO on
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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    If you're dedicated B, when you get home from this interview, peruse this thread and answer all the questions via pm.

    mcp on
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    STOP!
    He who would gain the position of management
    Must answer me
    These questions three
    Ere the other side he see.

    Candidate B, what is your name?

    what is your quest?

    What is is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    MereHappenstance on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    NCC-1701-D vs Imperial I-class Star Destroyer. Who wins? Does your answer change for Victory class destroyers / other Enterprise incarnations?

    Aren't the Enterprise's shields immune to lasers or something? I guess if the Star Destroyer rammed it or something, but that might be tricky.

    They carry ion cannons as well as turbolasers, not to mention a full fighter complement (including TIE bombers which would have proton torpedos / concussion missiles)

    Whoa whoa whoa.

    Turbolasers are superheated plasma with tracer rounds for colorization. They are not just lasers.

    An Imperial I-Class Star Destroyer would wreck the shit out of the Enterprise. A victory class star destroyer would be more evenly matched.

    Munkus are you taking under consideration the possibility of transporting a photon torpedo directly onto the bridge of the Star Destroyer?

    KalTorak on
  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, what is love?

    Dys on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Candidate B, what is your favorite beer?

    I thought that said beef and I was going to say Shia.
    No, it's Matt Damon.

    Bogey on
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  • AegofAegof Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, if you run out of time, will you come back later and answer all these really important questions for us?

    Aegof on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Franko wrote: »
    Candidate B, can I use the n-word socially as long as I have a really good black friend?

    literally spat my drink out

    Tossrock on
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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    C-B what is your favourite 3rd party organization that raises charity money for child's play?

    Franko on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    NCC-1701-D vs Imperial I-class Star Destroyer. Who wins? Does your answer change for Victory class destroyers / other Enterprise incarnations?

    Aren't the Enterprise's shields immune to lasers or something? I guess if the Star Destroyer rammed it or something, but that might be tricky.

    They carry ion cannons as well as turbolasers, not to mention a full fighter complement (including TIE bombers which would have proton torpedos / concussion missiles)

    Hmm

    not enough information on me to answer with respect to fire power, but in a race the Star Destroy wins every time

    really? can't the enterprise go like, 9 times the speed of light or something?

    It takes the enterprise aaaaaages to cross the galaxy

    In fact isn't it years or something? Because that's what happened in Voyager (I think)

    Star Destroyers can cross thr galaxy in hours, days at most.

    Solar on
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    let's assume conventional tactics

    BahamutZERO on
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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    ThreadbareSock wrote: »
    Candidate B, which of these represents acceptable levels of doneness?

    dhhHa.jpg

    anything on the right side of that image is a crime against humanity

    hear hear

    actually, it's a crime against whatever gets eaten.
    As a meat, my last wish would be "to be eaten as blue as you can prepare me"

    jippee on
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    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    ThreadbareSock wrote: »
    Candidate B, which of these represents acceptable levels of doneness?

    dhhHa.jpg

    anything on the right side of that image is a crime against humanity

    hear hear

    Bollocks to that. Top right, all day every day.

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dys wrote: »
    Candidate B, what is love?
    Baby dont hurt me

    Dont hurt me

    No more

    Bedlam on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    damn

    candidate b's steak would want to be a hell of a lot better than candidate a's

    bsjezz on
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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I am not amused by how fucking slow you are Candidate B.

    You have disappointed me, and the entirety of the sick children in hospitals around the world.

    Bring the next one in. This one is obviously an abject failure and can't keep up with the job.
    :)

    BlackDove on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Are you guys really nerding up an interview thread?

    MKR on
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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    woah woah woah woah woah

    just because he or she does not know soul calibur 4 is out is no reason to be hasty here

    Zoel on
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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Candidate B, when is Candidate C going to get here?
    I hear the C is for Candy

    Lord Dave on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    ThreadbareSock wrote: »
    Candidate B, which of these represents acceptable levels of doneness?

    dhhHa.jpg

    anything on the right side of that image is a crime against humanity

    hear hear

    Bollocks to that. Top right, all day every day.

    Ok, good. That way you won't be able to tell it's the steak that's been sitting in the back of the cooler all week and got dropped on the floor just before cooking.

    Druhim on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    NCC-1701-D vs Imperial I-class Star Destroyer. Who wins? Does your answer change for Victory class destroyers / other Enterprise incarnations?

    Aren't the Enterprise's shields immune to lasers or something? I guess if the Star Destroyer rammed it or something, but that might be tricky.

    They carry ion cannons as well as turbolasers, not to mention a full fighter complement (including TIE bombers which would have proton torpedos / concussion missiles)

    Hmm

    not enough information on me to answer with respect to fire power, but in a race the Star Destroy wins every time

    really? can't the enterprise go like, 9 times the speed of light or something?

    It takes the enterprise aaaaaages to cross the galaxy

    In fact isn't it years or something? Because that's what happened in Voyager (I think)

    Star Destroyers can cross thr galaxy in hours, days at most.

    yeah but distance between systems in star wars is pretty much not touched upon or explained at all

    BahamutZERO on
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Really, we're missing too much information. Who is in command of the Star Destroyer? The Enterprise?

    Are either carrying any special passengers? How many beards are present on the command deck?

    A Dabble Of Thelonius on
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    MKR wrote: »
    Are you guys really nerding up an interview thread?

    Candidate B fails at maintaining focus on his projects. This leads to scope creep and budget overruns.

    edit: ToTP again, dammit.

    LTM on
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