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We Dare: In Sexy Parts of Europe March 11th

Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Games and Technology
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liy-hy5RPYw

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Ubisoft is once again at the forefront of innovation. We Dare is not only another party game, it's also a sexy couples game though you probably couldn't tell that from the actual in-game footage. I'll let Ubisoft sell the idea to you.
We Dare is a sexy, quirky, party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges. The more friends you invite to party, the spicier the play!

Now, I know you're all wondering when the game is going to be released. Wait, you aren't? Anyway, there isn't a release date yet. However, there will be a PS3 version for all you Move fans.

I'll update the OP as more pertinent (if any) info is released.

[Update 1] The industry leader in journalism, Kotaku has more details on this exciting game.

http://kotaku.com/#!5769528/your-neighbors-are-about-to-invite-you-to-wii-sex-parties

Sadly, it seems this is a Europe only release for now. Luckily, the PS3 is region free so Move owners can easily import this fantastic offering from Ubisoft. Here's some more info on the game thanks to the hard hitting journalist at Kotaku.
A WIDE AND VARIED RANGE OF 40 FUN AND FLIRTATIOUS GAMES
• Select the mood of your party: Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy.
• Dance to your favourite tunes from film and radio.
• Challenge your mates to a flirty strip-tease.
• Multiplayer up to 4 players.
• A HILARIOUS LIGHT-HEARTED ATMOSPHERE WITH CLEVER CHARACTERS, COY MINI-GAMES AND INTERNATIONALLY POPULAR MUSIC HITS: SUCH AS SEX BOMB, (I'VE HAD THE) TIME OF MY LIFE AND MANY OTHERS!

[UPDATE 2]
Canadian Trailer Official

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    mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    But the..... I.....

    Well that sure is a thing. I'm not sure why it is but it sure is.

    Also insert joke about Wii not having adult games.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Jeez, and folks were saying that the Move hardware looked like adult accessories as it is....

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    ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    • A HILARIOUS LIGHT-HEARTED ATMOSPHERE WITH CLEVER CHARACTERS, COY MINI-GAMES AND INTERNATIONALLY POPULAR MUSIC HITS: SUCH AS SEX BOMB, (I'VE HAD THE) TIME OF MY LIFE AND MANY OTHERS!

    Holy shit

    A bad Tom Jones song from 1998?

    Finally the game of my dreams

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    hey

    sex bomb is a masterpiece

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    Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ubisoft just put out the Canadian Trailer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_zf3y23k1E

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    AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    maximumzero wrote: »
    Jeez, and folks were saying that the Move hardware looked like adult accessories as it is....

    Oh please.

    People have making the same jokes about the Wii for years already.

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    BTPBTP Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Shady3011 wrote: »
    Ubisoft just put out the Canadian Trailer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_zf3y23k1E

    Okay, the sound effect at :50 had me laughing.

    Oh, and BTW, this does go with Guile's Theme. ;-)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17pnRx6WN5Q

    But probably the best one I've seen so far is this one right here.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nbBHEcblQY&feature=related

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Finally

    A game to trick women into fucking me

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Finally

    A game to trick women into fucking me

    Well, it'll be a welcome change.

    Usually I have to fuck women to trick them into gaming with me.

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ubisoft does it again!
    EA / Activision should take note

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ubisoft should partner with Bethesda

    Use We Dare to trick some unwitting woman into sex

    Then name the resulting baby after a character in the next Elder Scrolls game

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Ubisoft should partner with Bethesda

    Use We Dare to trick some unwitting woman into sex

    Then name the resulting baby after a character in the next Elder Scrolls game

    Sir, I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Ubisoft should partner with Bethesda

    Use We Dare to trick some unwitting woman into sex

    Then name the resulting baby after a character in the next Elder Scrolls game

    :^:

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    EVOLEVOL Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    okay this is pretty awesome

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    Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Select the mood of your party: Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy.

    "Brainy" seems quite out of place there.

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    WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP2baatsuAM

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Well I'm turned on.

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I... what? I don't know if I like what I'm seeing here...

    Can't wait for Fox "News" to get ahold of this one and declare a significant rise in STDs and abortions, and of course rape.

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    Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    I... what? I don't know if I like what I'm seeing here...

    Can't wait for Fox "News" to get ahold of this one and declare a significant rise in STDs and abortions, and of course rape.

    I got pregnant just watching it.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mr_Grinch wrote: »
    Select the mood of your party: Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy.

    "Brainy" seems quite out of place there.

    Where 'mood' really means 'theme'.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I never thought I'd see anything more pathetic then that witch-touching game but here we are.

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    Rex DartRex Dart Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Is this the most quickly parodied trailer in history?

    If not, I hope it gets there soon. This really deserves it.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    There's no way in hell this gets released in the U.S.

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    WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    There's no way in hell this gets released in the U.S.

    I think you mean Australia

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Warcry wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    There's no way in hell this gets released in the U.S.

    I think you mean Australia

    Well, them too. But Ameriland has never reacted well to interactive depictions of sex, even though this seems relatively harmless.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I don't even see how the on-screen gameplay relates to what those people are doing.

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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I never thought I'd see anything more pathetic then that witch-touching game but here we are.

    It's really not all that pathetic - the market has always existed for raunchy dice/board games like this - it's just the first time I can think of that someone brought in a game console into the mix. Playing a raunchy games with friends is far less sad to me than playing touch-a-jiggly-witch by yourself. Not that I'd pay to import it - but I can still see why they would try to break into that market.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It isn't pathetic because you are doing it with other people. It would be pathetic if this was a single player game.

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    mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Shamelessly stolen from every link site but it adequately shows the true horror of the game with help from the Dead Island trailer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP2baatsuAM

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Someone at NeoGAF made it, I think.

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    BizazedoBizazedo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Couscous wrote: »
    It isn't pathetic because you are doing it with other people. It would be pathetic if this was a single player game.

    It's opinions like this that don't allow companies to innovate.

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    NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I kinda feel bad for Ubisoft.

    They keep trying so hard to be innovative.

    But all they can come up with is laser tag and shoving wiimotes down your pants.

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Im really confused, because whats going on on the screen doesnt warrant shoving the wiimote down your pants and spanking it. Its like, I could do this with any game, hell I could do it with the console off, it doesnt mean I should. I should I?

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    SwashbucklerXXSwashbucklerXX Swashbucklin' Canuck Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    All I can think about when I see trailers for this game is that I seriously hope these people have a stash of alcohol wipes for their Wiimotes.

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    NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Well whatever it is, let's hope that minigame never comes before the apple eating one.

    If you play that video backwards without the gameplay, it's just a bunch of people shoving wiimotes down their pants and then rubbing them all over their faces.

    And they are really into it.

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    Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm afraid our UK bros will have to import this as well as Ubisoft will not be publishing the game in the UK.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/video-games/8371698/We-Dare-UK-release-shelved.html

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh, Ubisoft. Staying classy, making breakthroughs wherever you go.

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    blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So where IS it getting published?

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    Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Everywhere else in Europe other than the UK.

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    Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'll be importing, my wife has hinted she thinks it looks fun. That's a good enough excuse for me.

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