So; in a dazzling display of austerity and omniscience, carefully intertwined with untold misanthropic malice, Almighty God has called down a wrathful confluence of snow and ice upon the normally damp Northwest.
My hometown of Olympia, Washington is getting coated in wet snow, which rapidly is disintegrating to slush on all the roads. This has the marvelous effect of turning them into shitbrown troughs through the snowfall, like the skids your mother used to bleach off your tighty-whities.
What the fuck is up with this shit, God?
Huh? This is probably our punishment for being a heathen town full of
homosexuals and
hippies.
And look what you're doing to downtown! Normally this time of year we just get deluged in rain for a month or two.
This a thread for people to talk about how much Goddamned snow we're experiencing. Even if you're not from the Northwest! This is
also a thread where people from Godforsaken hinterlands like Michigan can freely lambaste us poor Nor'westerners for crying over a tiddly few inches of snow. You'll look like a jerk, but in the words of the all powerful Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple:
"The choice is yours - and yours alone!"
TLDR: Bring it on, Jehova!
Friendly reminder:
In the Latin Alphabet, Jehova begins with an I.
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Fuck.
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I guess
Yesterday, it was 30 and snowing.
Today, it was sunny, and then tonight it rained.
The fuck, God?
Steam
in san luis obispo, california
For me to poop on
This has never happened before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8IkUoZ6j0
we got uh... well, I can see snow here in some spots, but its mostly gone
cold as balls though
and an hour and a half north of here, up at my folks' place, they got like two feet
But I made a snow angel on the field!
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http://classic.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=30680&wuSelect=WEATHER
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
no you dont!!
It's never too late.
Steam
Orange Iguanas for life
snow day is a very dangerous day
Go look in the direction from which the sun comes up. Yes that thing that lights up the apartment and tells you it's time to go to bed.
Go climb one of those mountains.
OH LOOK SNOW
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
It's a good balance. Gives variety to life.
So we moved to Seattle, where there's two seasons: gettin' kinda warm, and gettin' kinda cool.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Snow
Mud
Hot
Mud
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I have no idea where you are, but I've been to Michigan 6 times in my life. There were tornadoes that touched down (always near a trailer park) less than a mile from me 2 of those times. I have no desire to go back.
I'm in GA. A weather radio here will kill you with stress before it warns you of a real tornado. I think real ones are more common in the more rural parts of GA, but I've only heard of one touching down miles away, and they weren't sure it was a tornado.
There was quite a bit outside my apartment this morning and I live maybe 10 minutes walk from downtown.
Was...interesting to say the least?
Also it started snowing in the middle of the day and I thought I was in a different city.
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Twitter Steam
http://www.nationalatlas.gov/mapmaker?AppCmd=CUSTOM&LayerList=to0508%3B12&visCats=CAT-climate,CAT-toall
edit: Wait, I misread. Just one. I was in class downtown when it happened. Had to do the tornado drill thing.
Hurpy durpy dur.
Around here, O-Town is Orlando
I was like, 'The hell it snowed in Orlando'
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I've never heard 'O-Town' to mean Olympia either (but then never heard it to mean Orlando either).
googlefight agrees with you though:
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=o-town+olympia&word2=o-town+orlando
I think O-Town is mostly just 'town near where you live that starts with an O'
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you know
chicag-oh