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Mass Effect: Bar-hopping All Over The Galaxy

OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
In honor of the last few posts in the old thread...

...watch Shepard make new friends...

...chat up a bartender...

...and get more stuff where the stuff goes.

New thread go!

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I would have nailed that Asari bartender if it had been an option

    Takrys, take note

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  • zenellyzenelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That bartender was the best asari. No joke, she was just awesome.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I missed this discussion in the last thread but I'm in the "Samara's boobs are weird" camp. Looks like she got some bad implants or something.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Peen wrote: »
    I missed this discussion in the last thread but I'm in the "Samara's boobs are weird" camp. Looks like she got some bad implants or something.

    You are in the wrong camp, my friend

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  • takyristakyris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Screw you all, I am pouting because you all missed my parody lyrics in the last thread.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I liked your lyrics but I'm not familiar with what you were parodying.

    Also, not to be an asshole but isn't making a new thread before the old one is locked frowned upon?

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  • takyristakyris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It was Taylor Swift.

    I regret nothing.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I write parody lyrics all the time

    If you wanna go and take a ride with me with two squadmates in the Mako from the Normandy, oh why do I drive this way? HEY JUST 'CAUSE IT'S FUNNY.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ooh baby a thresher maaaaww, ooh baby a thresher maaaaw. Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yeah, shimmy yay. Gimme a CAIN so I can blow it away. Off on a vanguard charge bonvoyage, home of the Krogan Clan Urdnot Squad.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    wut

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    yeah Jordyn is the best at parody lyrics, sorry

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm still jonseing for an ME hit, man

    come on, maaaann, just a little bit of DLC I've got the shakes

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Still the best Mass Effect video ever:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddqHDVTzmxo

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Qorzm wrote: »
    yeah Jordyn is the best at parody lyrics, sorry

    You know the council is the same, no matter planet or race. They don't understand the Reapers are waiting in deep space. So to you, all the spectres all across the land, there's no need to argue, Council just don't understand.

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  • Duke PhillipsDuke Phillips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn: Day Maker

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  • Duke PhillipsDuke Phillips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Also I really need to get some DLC once I get some more spending cash.

    I plan on getting Shadow Broker, Kasumi and Overlord. Is the order important or is there one I should start with more than another?

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    yeah Jordyn is the best at parody lyrics, sorry

    You know the council is the same, no matter planet or race. They don't understand the Reapers are waiting in deep space. So to you, all the spectres all across the land, there's no need to argue, Council just don't understand.

    I have been lobbying for the full version of this to change the 12-year-old runaway to a 30-year-old Asari runaway. It's hard to get it to fit the meter, though.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    When does ME3 come out again?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    When does ME3 come out again?

    January 2012

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  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    When does ME3 come out again?

    ME3 trailer said Holiday 2011, but it didn't say which holiday. My guess is Saint Patrick's day, that seems like a holiday Shepard would like.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Have you ever met a Turian you tried to date? But everytime you saw him he'd just calibrate. Let me tell a story of my situation, I was talking to this sniper from the Citadel station

    OH GARRUS YOOOOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED. BUT YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT? YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Damn Jordyn

    why haven't you been hired by bioware yet

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I don't think they have a lot of need for rap songs

    :(

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  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I am Commander Shepard and Jordyn is my favorite parody lyricist on the Citadel.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    Qorzm wrote: »
    yeah Jordyn is the best at parody lyrics, sorry
    This is so true, I enjoy them so much!

    Also, I'm locking this thread for being made 6 hours too early. Somebody else can make the new one, thanks.

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