Look, there can't possibly be more than 2500 posts worth of fanart
Let's just spam them all in this thread as fast as possible, get it of our systems
Some of you may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take
Or, let's just stop posting fanart because we are smacktards.
It is no longer endearing, no longer funny and the fact that we talk around the "ololol fanart, I'm totally going to post some. Olol when does Dox get here" means that about 20% of all posts are without content.
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joshgotroDeviled EggThe Land of REAL CHILIRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
Man I wish I didn't have to look around for ammo!
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Look, there can't possibly be more than 2500 posts worth of fanart
Let's just spam them all in this thread as fast as possible, get it of our systems
Some of you may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take
Or, let's just stop posting fanart because we are smacktards.
It is no longer endearing, no longer funny and the fact that we talk around the "ololol fanart, I'm totally going to post some. Olol when does Dox get here" means that about 20% of all posts are without content.
Ugh. I just finished the suicide mission. I picked Tali for the door, Jacob for the fire team, Samara for the biotic shield, Grunt for the escort, and Garrus for the diversion. The mission went PERFECTLY on my first time through it. And then, in the final battle, Miranda died.
Fuck.
How much paragon do you have to have to tell her to "Be the better woman," anyway? Because I am halfway through the fifth segment and it's still greyed out. Guess it's time for newgame+ on insanity.
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chiasaur11Never doubt a raccoon.Do you think it's trademarked?Registered Userregular
Ugh. I just finished the suicide mission. I picked Tali for the door, Jacob for the fire team, Samara for the biotic shield, Grunt for the escort, and Garrus for the diversion. The mission went PERFECTLY on my first time through it. And then, in the final battle, Miranda died.
Fuck.
How much paragon do you have to have to tell her to "Be the better woman," anyway? Because I am halfway through the fifth segment and it's still greyed out. Guess it's time for newgame+ on insanity.
Ugh. I just finished the suicide mission. I picked Tali for the door, Jacob for the fire team, Samara for the biotic shield, Grunt for the escort, and Garrus for the diversion. The mission went PERFECTLY on my first time through it. And then, in the final battle, Miranda died.
Fuck.
How much paragon do you have to have to tell her to "Be the better woman," anyway? Because I am halfway through the fifth segment and it's still greyed out. Guess it's time for newgame+ on insanity.
Wait.
You hit the jackpot, and you're complaining?
i know right? men spend YEARS searching for that outcome!
in other news
my own bit of mass effect fanart:
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Registered just for the Mass Effect threads | Steam: click ^^^ | Origin: curlyhairedboy
I just started playing Mass Effect 2 after picking it up from the Christmas Steam sale. Is there anything in particular I should be aware of? Any gotcha's in the early stages or classes/story paths that I should try to avoid?
Also, the default mouse on the PC sucks so bad and it took me forever to find out how to fix it.
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chiasaur11Never doubt a raccoon.Do you think it's trademarked?Registered Userregular
I just started playing Mass Effect 2 after picking it up from the Christmas Steam sale. Is there anything in particular I should be aware of? Any gotcha's in the early stages or classes/story paths that I should try to avoid?
Also, the default mouse on the PC sucks so bad and it took me forever to find out how to fix it.
A few things.
One, import if possible.
Two, pick female Shepard.
Three, when a mission to pick up an "IFF" comes up?
I just started playing Mass Effect 2 after picking it up from the Christmas Steam sale. Is there anything in particular I should be aware of? Any gotcha's in the early stages or classes/story paths that I should try to avoid?
Also, the default mouse on the PC sucks so bad and it took me forever to find out how to fix it.
A few things.
One, import if possible.
Two, pick female Shepard.
Three, when a mission to pick up an "IFF" comes up?
Delay it as long as possible.
Ignore the part in bold. Pay heed to the part about the IFF. The IFF can be problematic.
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chiasaur11Never doubt a raccoon.Do you think it's trademarked?Registered Userregular
I just started playing Mass Effect 2 after picking it up from the Christmas Steam sale. Is there anything in particular I should be aware of? Any gotcha's in the early stages or classes/story paths that I should try to avoid?
Also, the default mouse on the PC sucks so bad and it took me forever to find out how to fix it.
A few things.
One, import if possible.
Two, pick female Shepard.
Three, when a mission to pick up an "IFF" comes up?
Delay it as long as possible.
Ignore the part in bold. Pay heed to the part about the IFF. The IFF can be problematic.
Oh, right, because for a fresh save it means Kaiden is alive.
I just started playing Mass Effect 2 after picking it up from the Christmas Steam sale. Is there anything in particular I should be aware of? Any gotcha's in the early stages or classes/story paths that I should try to avoid?
Also, the default mouse on the PC sucks so bad and it took me forever to find out how to fix it.
A few things.
One, import if possible.
Two, pick female Shepard.
Three, when a mission to pick up an "IFF" comes up?
Delay it as long as possible.
Ignore the part in bold. Pay heed to the part about the IFF. The IFF can be problematic.
Oh, right, because for a fresh save it means Kaiden is alive.
Yeah, that makes it tricky.
It seems my ability to detect sarcasm is off today, because I genuinely can't tell if you're serious or not. Because of that, I will say that the reason I told iamthepieman to ignore the part in bold, is because I think Hale's VA is terrible.
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chiasaur11Never doubt a raccoon.Do you think it's trademarked?Registered Userregular
I just started playing Mass Effect 2 after picking it up from the Christmas Steam sale. Is there anything in particular I should be aware of? Any gotcha's in the early stages or classes/story paths that I should try to avoid?
Also, the default mouse on the PC sucks so bad and it took me forever to find out how to fix it.
A few things.
One, import if possible.
Two, pick female Shepard.
Three, when a mission to pick up an "IFF" comes up?
Delay it as long as possible.
Ignore the part in bold. Pay heed to the part about the IFF. The IFF can be problematic.
Oh, right, because for a fresh save it means Kaiden is alive.
Yeah, that makes it tricky.
It seems my ability to detect sarcasm is off today, because I genuinely can't tell if you're serious or not. Because of that, I will say that the reason I told iamthepieman to ignore the part in bold, is because I think Hale's VA is terrible.
This is because, how can I say it politely, hmm.
You are a silly goose.
Majority of those who've bothered to do head to head comparisons (and I agree with them) place Hale miles ahead. Like, all time great vs. below average.
I honestly can't see what's going on in that picture. Why is that angry man holding a gun to Garrus's head?
But on a more serious note:
My xbox HD died, taking my ME 2 save with it. Should I get the PC version when it comes out, and hope that people upload save files like they did with ME1?
I started playing as a female character because I wanted to play evil (I always do my evil playthroughs as female and my good playthroughs as male.) But the renegade options were always so tactically poor that I couldn't bear to keep playing that way and re-rolled a make character.
So I picked the most ugly, pale character i could during creation (my good characters get by on good morals and not good looks). Like big round bald head, thick ugly lips and, well, you get the idea. And the voice just matched so well to this pale ugly horrid character i created that I thought they had done some sorcery to detect the "type" of character and match one of several voices to it.
I created a new character and nope. Voice was still horrible.
Anyways. I never played ME1, have no character save and don't really care about importing.
It seems my ability to detect sarcasm is off today, because I genuinely can't tell if you're serious or not. Because of that, I will say that the reason I told iamthepieman to ignore the part in bold, is because I think Hale's VA is terrible.
This is because, how can I say it politely, hmm.
You are a silly goose.
Majority of those who've bothered to do head to head comparisons (and I agree with them) place Hale miles ahead. Like, all time great vs. below average.
Tell me, if a majority agrees on something, does that make it fact?
Everyone has opinions, my opinion is that when Hale is not boring, she is trying to sound like some sort of Michelle Rodriguez, action movie bitch.
I have no problem with people who enjoy Hale's performance over Meer's, what I do have a problem with, are people who claim that she is indisputably superior, and if you don't pick her, then you are playing the game incorrectly, and every Hale fan seems to behave in that manner.
I started playing as a female character because I wanted to play evil (I always do my evil playthroughs as female and my good playthroughs as male.) But the renegade options were always so tactically poor that I couldn't bear to keep playing that way and re-rolled a make character.
So I picked the most ugly, pale character i could during creation (my good characters get by on good morals and not good looks). Like big round bald head, thick ugly lips and, well, you get the idea. And the voice just matched so well to this pale ugly horrid character i created that I thought they had done some sorcery to detect the "type" of character and match one of several voices to it.
I created a new character and nope. Voice was still horrible.
Anyways. I never played ME1, have no character save and don't really care about importing.
It doesn't matter if the Renegade options are tactically poor, they make you a bad-ass. And where did you get the idea that there were several voices from? There is one for Male-shep and one for Fem-shep.
I'd highly recommended playing through ME1 before you start 2, otherwise you really aren't going to enjoy it as much.
Make sure you look around for lootables. Once you complete a mission you can't go back.
Be aware that you don't need to keep probing planets for minerals. There are far more minerals spread across the galaxy than you'll ever need. But feel free to probe Uranus all you want.
Usually when there's a paragon or renegated mid-conversation interrupt, if you skip it the other side will have an option afterwards (i.e. if you don't push the guy out the window with the renegate interrupt, you'll be able to talk him down with a paragon interrupt afterwards). It's usually best to go with the flow of your character...but some of them are tempting.
Male Shepard is voiced by Mark Meer; female Shepard is voiced by Jennfier Hale. Everyone has their opinions on who is better. Overall I feel Hale is better in ME1 and Meer in ME2.
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edited March 2011
Everyone has opinions, my opinion is that when Hale is not boring, she is trying to sound like some sort of Michelle Rodriguez, action movie bitch.
I couldn't find a way to double-lime it, but that's exactly how I feel about her performance.
I didn't lime the rest of your post because I don't particularly mind people claiming that FemShep is superior in regards to VA tracks. Who other people like to listen to doesn't matter to me all that much.
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"And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back."
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joshgotroDeviled EggThe Land of REAL CHILIRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
Guess who is never in a Mass Effect commercial? FemShep. BOOM.
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Trippy, you sick twisted goose!
Even Dox is above something like that.
That remains to be seen.
.........
Yeah, I don't think I can hang out with you people anymore. Sorry.
Awww, so cute.
This is humanity. This is what you are. These are the people that surround you.
where are your turians now
What does it say about me if I actually kinda like this?
Let's hope they don't take their time in subjugating us and making us a client race because we could use some goddamn discipline here.
Only Zaeed will get out alive. And unmolested.
I love it just for the file name alone. No need to thank me, just trying to class the place up a bit. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be taking.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
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a Little Pony and Tali
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree here.
Hell, Sectoids would be acceptable.
Why I fear the ocean.
They're always naked, though.
It doesn't have cross-dressing krogan or vorcha sex, just oppression of the monocle-less working man.
Or, let's just stop posting fanart because we are smacktards.
It is no longer endearing, no longer funny and the fact that we talk around the "ololol fanart, I'm totally going to post some. Olol when does Dox get here" means that about 20% of all posts are without content.
What is this I don't even
Man, what a killjoy...
*ahem*
Quads.
Fuck.
How much paragon do you have to have to tell her to "Be the better woman," anyway? Because I am halfway through the fifth segment and it's still greyed out. Guess it's time for newgame+ on insanity.
Wait.
You hit the jackpot, and you're complaining?
Why I fear the ocean.
i know right? men spend YEARS searching for that outcome!
in other news
my own bit of mass effect fanart:
Registered just for the Mass Effect threads | Steam: click ^^^ | Origin: curlyhairedboy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHseWNr7iKk&feature=player_embedded
Also, the default mouse on the PC sucks so bad and it took me forever to find out how to fix it.
A few things.
One, import if possible.
Two, pick female Shepard.
Three, when a mission to pick up an "IFF" comes up?
Delay it as long as possible.
Why I fear the ocean.
Ignore the part in bold. Pay heed to the part about the IFF. The IFF can be problematic.
Oh, right, because for a fresh save it means Kaiden is alive.
Yeah, that makes it tricky.
Why I fear the ocean.
It seems my ability to detect sarcasm is off today, because I genuinely can't tell if you're serious or not. Because of that, I will say that the reason I told iamthepieman to ignore the part in bold, is because I think Hale's VA is terrible.
This is because, how can I say it politely, hmm.
You are a silly goose.
Majority of those who've bothered to do head to head comparisons (and I agree with them) place Hale miles ahead. Like, all time great vs. below average.
Why I fear the ocean.
If you're femshep you could get Garrus raped
God, I can still see it when I close my eyes. :c
But on a more serious note:
My xbox HD died, taking my ME 2 save with it. Should I get the PC version when it comes out, and hope that people upload save files like they did with ME1?
So I picked the most ugly, pale character i could during creation (my good characters get by on good morals and not good looks). Like big round bald head, thick ugly lips and, well, you get the idea. And the voice just matched so well to this pale ugly horrid character i created that I thought they had done some sorcery to detect the "type" of character and match one of several voices to it.
I created a new character and nope. Voice was still horrible.
Anyways. I never played ME1, have no character save and don't really care about importing.
Tell me, if a majority agrees on something, does that make it fact?
Everyone has opinions, my opinion is that when Hale is not boring, she is trying to sound like some sort of Michelle Rodriguez, action movie bitch.
I have no problem with people who enjoy Hale's performance over Meer's, what I do have a problem with, are people who claim that she is indisputably superior, and if you don't pick her, then you are playing the game incorrectly, and every Hale fan seems to behave in that manner.
It doesn't matter if the Renegade options are tactically poor, they make you a bad-ass. And where did you get the idea that there were several voices from? There is one for Male-shep and one for Fem-shep.
I'd highly recommended playing through ME1 before you start 2, otherwise you really aren't going to enjoy it as much.
Make sure you look around for lootables. Once you complete a mission you can't go back.
Be aware that you don't need to keep probing planets for minerals. There are far more minerals spread across the galaxy than you'll ever need. But feel free to probe Uranus all you want.
Usually when there's a paragon or renegated mid-conversation interrupt, if you skip it the other side will have an option afterwards (i.e. if you don't push the guy out the window with the renegate interrupt, you'll be able to talk him down with a paragon interrupt afterwards). It's usually best to go with the flow of your character...but some of them are tempting.
Male Shepard is voiced by Mark Meer; female Shepard is voiced by Jennfier Hale. Everyone has their opinions on who is better. Overall I feel Hale is better in ME1 and Meer in ME2.
I couldn't find a way to double-lime it, but that's exactly how I feel about her performance.
I didn't lime the rest of your post because I don't particularly mind people claiming that FemShep is superior in regards to VA tracks. Who other people like to listen to doesn't matter to me all that much.
GT: FootlongKaPow
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