Sheperd...you're wearing a dress...you may want to cross you legs or something.
I think this is just Shepard's personality (!!), she's a soldier and is not comfortable in a dress or at social events, which is why she's also awful at dancing
She is also a fan of Basic Instinct, but remembers all the scenes wrong.
Hey, go easy on her. It came out 150 years before she was born.
Well, 2001 came out a similar length before Jeff Moreau, and he remembers that film fairly well.
I've got a hilarious image of movie night aboard the Normandy. Joker wants to watch the Matrix, or Terminator, but Shepard veto's that because of Tali, Grunt wants to watch Rambo, Miranda wants to watch the latest indie film, Jacob is a big fan of The Dark Night, Mordin is too busy in his lab for movies, and Jack wants no part of movie night.
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Sheperd...you're wearing a dress...you may want to cross you legs or something.
I think this is just Shepard's personality (!!), she's a soldier and is not comfortable in a dress or at social events, which is why she's also awful at dancing
She is also a fan of Basic Instinct, but remembers all the scenes wrong.
Hey, go easy on her. It came out 150 years before she was born.
Well, 2001 came out a similar length before Jeff Moreau, and he remembers that film fairly well.
I've got a hilarious image of movie night aboard the Normandy. Joker wants to watch the Matrix, or Terminator, but Shepard veto's that because of Tali, Grunt wants to watch Rambo, Miranda wants to to watch the latest indie film, Jacob is a big fan of The Dark Night, Mordin is to busy in his lab, and Jack wants no part of movie night.
Shepard and Grunt want to watch the big budget Krogan comedy "Ruck Humpers", Jacob wants Old Yeller, Tali wouldn't mind "Fleet and Flotilla" but it causes tension with Legion due to his inability to understand the emotion you organics call "love", Garrus suggests action flop "C-SEC", telling Grunt it's a comedy to get more votes, Mordin has a very informative documentary for everyone else to watch (too busy himself), the anonymous suggestion box has Vaenia, which everyone denies wanting to watch, loudly pondering why anyone would view smoldering hot Asari on Asari on Elcor action in senses shattering 4D, and Miranda brings up "Akuze" which gets Shepard punching her in her smug face.
Eventually, everyone agrees to "Blasto the Jellyfish Stings" for aproximately the jillionth time
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Looking at the Mass Effect film list, what do you want to bet "Citadel" gets a ton of details incredibly wrong, to the point of causing minor brain aneurysms for the crew of the Normandy?
There's Lesbian Aliens, Space Romans, Lovecraft monsters, Toad Assassins, Gypsy's in suits, Superhero powers caused by Space Radiation, Crippled Pilots, Lost civilizations, genocide and sexy people doing sexy things
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There's Renegade Interrupts.
It's the one quicktime event you'll learn to love.
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There's Gilbert and Sullivan, MMOs, murder most foul, and daddy issues, daddy issues, daddy issues.
This is the best thing ever and if it's not in the end credits of Mass Effect 3, I'm going to be very upset. What better song to listen to after you defeated the Reapers than this?
I'm actually serious about that. It would be perfect.
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I've got a hilarious image of movie night aboard the Normandy. Joker wants to watch the Matrix, or Terminator, but Shepard veto's that because of Tali, Grunt wants to watch Rambo, Miranda wants to watch the latest indie film, Jacob is a big fan of The Dark Night, Mordin is too busy in his lab for movies, and Jack wants no part of movie night.
Shepard and Grunt want to watch the big budget Krogan comedy "Ruck Humpers", Jacob wants Old Yeller, Tali wouldn't mind "Fleet and Flotilla" but it causes tension with Legion due to his inability to understand the emotion you organics call "love", Garrus suggests action flop "C-SEC", telling Grunt it's a comedy to get more votes, Mordin has a very informative documentary for everyone else to watch (too busy himself), the anonymous suggestion box has Vaenia, which everyone denies wanting to watch, loudly pondering why anyone would view smoldering hot Asari on Asari on Elcor action in senses shattering 4D, and Miranda brings up "Akuze" which gets Shepard punching her in her smug face.
Eventually, everyone agrees to "Blasto the Jellyfish Stings" for aproximately the jillionth time
Why I fear the ocean.
So other species also play Solitaire now. And Legion...oh, Legion...what are you doing?
Failing at dating sims.
They are the worst at it.
Also, being a nice guy in space-GTA.
Why I fear the ocean.
Wait, Blasto is a real thing in the game?
I had always assumed it was just some fan thing from the BioWare message boards. Crazy.
Edit: I like that one of them is clearly "Mass Effect The Ghost and the Darkness"
Anyone else catch Samara's comment
Arg! It's like sandpaper!
It's like a claw hammer!
You aren't allowed in here if you haven't played the games...
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...Oops
I'm placing it at 7-1 odds.
Why I fear the ocean.
Fixed
Want to play co-op games? Feel free to hit me up!
Joking, of course, but you really should play them... I mean, they're really good!
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And they usually make the jokes work better.
Context and that.
Why I fear the ocean.
It's the one quicktime event you'll learn to love.
Why I fear the ocean.
Samara has mommy issues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt3_BeT3gGI
Want to play co-op games? Feel free to hit me up!
sheer sheen overload :rotate:
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And black holes!
This is the best thing ever and if it's not in the end credits of Mass Effect 3, I'm going to be very upset. What better song to listen to after you defeated the Reapers than this?
I'm actually serious about that. It would be perfect.
Ahem
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:whistle: Do you remember? 21st night of September? :whistle:
Gah, no! Get out of my head!
Wait, I didn't know Joss Whedon was a writer for Bioware...
Oh god...this is gonna be fun.
The Prize
The Prize ft. DJ Harbinger
Those Minerals
I am totally planning to!
Commander Shepard doesn't plan. She does.
"Put your guns away! YOU DON'T POINT GUNS AT SHEPARD!"
Damn right you don't....
Where'd you get that?
First mission?
Never could bring myself to that one. Sounds too much like liking Cerberus.
Why I fear the ocean.
This is brilliant. Especially the Galaxy Map music playing along in the background. Great song.