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Holy Doctor Ian Malcolm, Batman!

AmbassadorAmbassador Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
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Spoilered for huge.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/17780/

Dino D-Day...

Let me just boil this down for you guys.

It is 1942.

The Germans have successfully resurrected dinosaurs and have released them on all fronts.

You fight motherfucking dinosaurs in the Second World War.

Great game or greatest game? *I AM PURCHASING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME.

75mm mounted on a Tricerotops? We got you covered. *Three dinosaur classes and 26 fucking weapons? Yep, all playable.

Oh and yes wait for it...

...multiplayer.

That's right, I can literally be a raptor and bite off your fucking Thompson-weilding, Bea Arthur face.

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I am so excited I can't breathe. *It's like someone invaded my dreams as a nine year old kid, saved them an have been waiting for a moment to say, "here you go Tim, enjoy".

Tell everyone you know about this because these people deserve money. *They deserve metric shit-tonnes of money. *They are Gods amongst simple, mortal, non-dinosaur men.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You should maybe fix that H-scroll screwing image, I think, before you proceed any further.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    How many people can a server handle?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    How many people can a server handle?

    ... and one in each hand.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    why can't this be on mac
    idgi

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The trailer for this game is fucking AMAZING

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Some celestial event. No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea. -Jodie Foster in Contact (1997) talking about Dino D-Day

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    this looks pretty rad.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    is there going to be a demo?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You should maybe put the name of the game somewhere in the OP?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    You should maybe put the name of the game somewhere in the OP?

    You some sorta commie, boy?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dino D-Day, huh

    Didn't this begin life as a Half-Life 2 mod or something

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    trailer here

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDds4ndiog

    Sorry but this is the best game.

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Shark stabbin', huh?

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    was there really a guy punching a T-Rex in that trailer? Sold.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This thread title is blatant Jordyn-baiting.

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    "Europe? Pfft, those guys suck"

    Paraphrasing, but :x

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You can also play as the sharks.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Butler wrote: »
    This thread title is blatant Jordyn-baiting.

    It would be awesome if Michael Jordan was really into WW2 alt-universes that had dinosaurs along with his gambling addiction.

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  • AmbassadorAmbassador Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Butler wrote: »
    This thread title is blatant Jordyn-baiting.

    I'm not going to lie to you, I advertise to the big-guns in a shameless stab at a attention.

    I just want to be accepted.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Make em tyrano-sore! Fist fighting a t Rex is certainly the high point of the game.

    I would rather play the shark game to be perfectly honest

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Not the first time these things have been reported.

    Back in the 60s, an established DC comic writer by the name of Kanigher managed to get a hold of the DoD's classified "Suicide Squad" reports on Dinosaur Island.

    Desperate for content in the War Comics he was dealing with at the time, he modified one of the earliest reports to ensure it couldn't be traced back to him, and had a smash hit.

    Soon, DC Comics had an exclusive stranglehold on "The War Time Forgot", fabricating new stories out of whole cloth when the reports ended.

    Did you know that combat robots were first tested on Dinosaur Island?

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Alright, you got me. I'm interested.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I have a more important question:

    Why are you our Ambassador?

    I didn't vote for you.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    There's one thing I have to know.

    Are there raptors wearing SS uniforms?

    This is crucial.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I've been waiting all my life for a game where I can shoot/be a dinosaur or punch a shark in the face

    And now you're telling me they're making both of those games?

    Truly this is humanity's finest hour

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That is not how asterisks work.* You're doing it wrong.

    *This is.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Framling wrote: »
    That is not how asterisks work.* You're doing it wrong.

    *This is.

    They're their Fram*ling; its know big de'al

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Finally, a thread about me

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    what're you gonna do with your thread, doctor ian malcolm

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT-jMcWb6PA

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  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm ready to go prehistoric on some Nazi scum.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I used to wonder if it was worse to have text with an asterisk and no matching footnote, or an asterisk-footnote with no actual corresponding asterisk in the text.

    Now I know the worst is just throwing asterisks around like they're fucking glitter or something.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh finally some Jeff Goldblum in this thread.

    Now it just needs Batman.

    Wait wait...Bruce with his shirt off, one second...

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I wish I could get a job just looking up pictures of Batman. I am so good at it.

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  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn, Professional Visual Researcher, specializing in caped crusaders.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The problem with gimmicky concept games is that the game itself often turns out to be only mediocre quality.

    I pray that does not happen with Dino D-Day.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    SimBen wrote: »
    There's one thing I have to know.

    Are there raptors wearing SS uniforms?

    This is crucial.

    There is a photo on the steam page of a species of Triceratops draped in a Nazi banner with a tank cannon strapped to its back.

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  • ShrieveShrieve Game Designer CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jeff Goldblum should have played Batman in the Tim Burton version.

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