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Thread in which we discuss Dinosaurs

RPGGamerRPGGamer Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
Prepare for a thread of Jurassic proportions.

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Sup gentiles, anyone else here enthused about dinosaurs? Well if so, then you've come to the right place. Here we can discuss dinosaurs, in all their glory, and all their horror. These prehistoric beasties are the cornerstone of paleontology and in the hearts and minds of many peoples. So please, share your thoughts on these loving creatures.

So, my fellow forum goers, what's your favorite dinosaur? I like the velociraptor myself, but it pains me to think that they may have had hair. So does this mean that watching dinosaur pr0n now makes me a furry? Not that I get off on dinosaurs or anything...let's change the subject. Do you believe that dinosaurs had hair? Share your thoughts on this controversial matter here.

What are your favorite forms of dinosaur media? Personally I love the first Jurassic Park movie and the first Dino Crisis game. Also, do you believe that, assuming it is possible, that scientists should bring back dinosaurs? I think so, since not only would it further science, be conversational, awe the world, and because I fraking love dinosaurs. On the other hand, do you believe that velociraptors were super intelligent and/or could communicate? And do you believe that the tyrannosaurus can only see movement?

Are you ready for the dinosaur apocalypse? No doubt at some time in the future there will be a dinosaur outbreak, either through genetic engineering, time travel, or any other means. That's why it is imperative to have a dinosaur survival plan, along side your zombie survival plan. What's your plan if dinosaurs attack?

So please, join me in discussing this wonderful topic and make constant extinction puns that are so old they're prehistoric. Pro-tip, BioWare should make a dinosaur RPG. And remember, this is the best thread ever.

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Liopleurodonis ferox, and it's more well known cousin:

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    Liopleurodonis ferox magicus.

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  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My favorite dinosaur has always been the ankylosaurus. They're a little like what would happen if tanks were animals.

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Stegosaurus

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    yes, its brain may be the size of a walnut, but it looks so cool!

    also, its arrangement of tail spikes is called a thagomizer, which is fun to say and was coined by Gary Larson! also to use as a verb, as in the following sentence: Dude look out, that stegosaur is about to thagomize the shit outta you!

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My friend recently got into a fight with an employee of the Field museum. The nameless employee was insisting that T-Rex was a hunter. He did this right in front of Sue, too. What an asshole.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    I've always liked the triceratops, because it looks friendly yet would not back down from punishing a carnivore.
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    I am also fond of the diplodochus and brachiosaurus.
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  • Edith_Bagot-DixEdith_Bagot-Dix Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Obligatory...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSY_rB928c

    Anyway, Utahraptor is my pick. It's got the raptor deathclaw, and it's big enough not to get punted.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    So my dinosaur knowledge is literally 25 years out-of-date at this point, and I get the impression a lot of old favorites have been renamed or, like, retconned out of existence. Can any biology folks give me an update on the status of Brontosaurus, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, Diplodocus, and so forth?

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    I am sorry to be the messenger of bad news Jacob, but...

    They're all dead. There was a terrible accident. I am sorry. :(

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    So my dinosaur knowledge is literally 25 years out-of-date at this point, and I get the impression a lot of old favorites have been renamed or, like, retconned out of existence. Can any biology folks give me an update on the status of Brontosaurus, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, Diplodocus, and so forth?

    Sorry bronto-bro, but it never existed

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Liopleurodon_BW.jpg

    Liopleurodonis ferox, and it's more well known cousin:

    leopluradon.jpg

    Liopleurodonis ferox magicus.

    Not a dinosaur. Dinosaurs are named based on a specific hip structure I believe, so any swimming or flying "dinosaur" isn't actually a dinosaur.

    And my favorite dinosaur is the
    Barn Owl
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    Birds are fucking dinosaurs, dude

    Oh, and
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7zo2zY1Zqg

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  • RPGGamerRPGGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    I am sorry to be the messenger of bad news Jacob, but...

    They're all dead. There was a terrible accident. I am sorry. :(

    "NO!!!! That's not true! That's impossible!"

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    So my dinosaur knowledge is literally 25 years out-of-date at this point, and I get the impression a lot of old favorites have been renamed or, like, retconned out of existence. Can any biology folks give me an update on the status of Brontosaurus, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, Diplodocus, and so forth?

    Brontosaurus is a miss-classified Apatosaurus with the wrong head, and Triceratops is actually the juvenile version of Torosaurus (but the species as a whole is still called Triceratops)

    also, dromeosaurids (like Velociraptor and Deinonychus) were probably covered in feathers, and T. rex may have had them as well (possibly only the younger ones or ones in colder climates)

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My friend recently got into a fight with an employee of the Field museum. The nameless employee was insisting that T-Rex was a hunter. He did this right in front of Sue, too. What an asshole.

    Better than the people who claim he was a vegetarian.

    My favorite dinosaur has always been a Brachiosaurus. I loved the idea of something that monumentally huge walking around on land.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    THE TRICERATOPS ISN'T REAL EITHER?!!??!
    Oh, and the T-Rex never stood like this
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    But stood like
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Fun Fact:

    T-Rexes always land on their paws.

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fuckin dinosaurs are awesome.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The combination of Jurassic Park and DinoPark Tycoon at school in my childhood caused me to draft a very long list of cool dinosaurs that I would love to have in my very own dinosaur park. I remember almost none of them, but if Tycoon taught me anything, it's that the carnivores were bastards who always broke out of their paddocks (and for some reason never ate any of the tourists).

    I choose you, Spinosaurus!

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    Also, a new episodic Jurassic Park game is coming out soon. I await reviews.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    My favorite has always been the ankylosaurus. He's low to the ground and pretty chill looking, which I admire, but he's tough and has spikes and a tail that could probably fuck you up. He's non-confrontational, but he also isn't a victim.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It's all fun and games until Megalodon comes and eats everything.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Fuck these weak ass dinosaurs.

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    It's all about the mother fucking Dino-Riders.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Marathon wrote: »
    It's all fun and games until Megalodon comes and eats everything.

    You know what probably killed Megalodon? A wave. A giant fucking wave killed the biggest meanest fucking thing that lived in the water. What a pussy.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Dino Riders were the best thing.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Something I always wondered about pterodactyls... They were cold-blooded, right? So were they poikilotherms, or did they only fly low to the ground (or for very short distances), or did they have some way to counteract the cold temperatures from flying? I imagine it wouldn't feel too nice to be an ectotherm flying through the air.

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    actually, they've found some evidence of hair-like growths on some pterosaur fossils (called pyncofibers), so the theory is that pterosaurs were warm-blooded like dinosaurs

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Wait, dinosaurs were warm-blooded? No shit?

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    yes, they've known that for at least 20 years

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh man, that blows my mind. Totally never knew that.

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  • Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Fuck these weak ass dinosaurs.

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    It's all about the mother fucking Dino-Riders.

    Oh come on!!! That dimetrodon predated the T-rex by at least 202 million years! And the stegasaurus was around 90 millions years before the T-rex or the triceratops! This image is total bullshit!

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Fuck these weak ass dinosaurs.

    Dinosaurs_Lasers.jpg

    It's all about the mother fucking Dino-Riders.

    Oh come on!!! That dimetrodon predated the T-rex by at least 202 million years! And the stegasaurus was around 90 millions years before the T-rex or the triceratops! This image is total bullshit!

    YOU CAN'T SPELL AWESOME WITH SCIENCE!

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  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fuck these weak ass dinosaurs.

    Dinosaurs_Lasers.jpg

    It's all about the mother fucking Dino-Riders.

    Oh come on!!! That dimetrodon predated the T-rex by at least 202 million years! And the stegasaurus was around 90 millions years before the T-rex or the triceratops! This image is total bullshit!

    Dimetrodon isn't even a dinosaur! NERD_RAGE!!!

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I have always loved the herbivores that could fuck shit up.

    Triceratops (of multiple varieties), Stegasaurs (same) and Ankylosaurs. Anything that weighed a couple of tons, ate grass and could ruin something's day with spikes, spines or a two ton club.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I feel like dinosaurs was the outcome of evolution just sayin', "Dude, what if we just tied a whole bunch of different shit that didn't make any fucking sense?"

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
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  • KarpmanKarpman Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So I'm reading this thread with my 3 year boy in my lap. I scroll to the Dinoriders pic and he lets out a full "WHOAAAAAAA! DINOSAURS WITH LASER GUNS! DADDY I WANT THAT!" Damn the 80s had some good toys. It's a good thing he does not remember everything he ask for.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ITT: As a kid, I had this Dino-Riders image as a puzzle. Framed. On my wall. For years.

    dinowar-1.jpgis apparently not the same thing for everyone...DinoRiders.jpg

    Also, Dimetrodon may be my favorite. Well, after Pterodactyls.

    I fucking loved dinosaurs as a kid, picked up literally every single book my town's tiny library had on them. I never heard about Velociraptors until I saw Jurassic Park when I was like, 14.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That particular image, eh?

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I feel like dinosaurs was the outcome of evolution just sayin', "Dude, what if we just tied a whole bunch of different shit that sounds awesome?"

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  • Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Tomanta wrote: »
    ITT: As a kid, I had this Dino-Riders image as a puzzle. Framed. On my wall. For years.

    *naked bronze man*.

    Also, Dimetrodon may be my favorite. Well, after Pterodactyls.

    I fucking loved dinosaurs as a kid, picked up literally every single book my town's tiny library had on them. I never heard about Velociraptors until I saw Jurassic Park when I was like, 14.

    You uh... you may want to change that image.

    That is, unless you intended to post a statue of a naked bronze man wielding infants as weapons.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Gim wrote: »
    That particular image, eh?

    I personally don't recall the dino-riders action figure that was anatomically correct.

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