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OrganichuOrganichu poopspeesRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited March 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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i'm scared

i ain't wanna lose an eye

my options:

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migraines for the rest of my life

or a patch or glass eye

i don't even care about that actually, i'm chu, the bitches will flock IRREGARDLESS

but i don't want a surgery

hold me, [chat]

hold me to your bosom

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    don't think about it as losing an eye

    think about it as gaining an interesting story to pick up women with

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Ridin' in style

    4429_ca98.jpeg

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Eyepatches are baller.

    Fuck the haters. They're just jealous.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
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    This is a man who despite his troubles does not lack perspective.

    While he can't ever become a pilot, he is certainly fly.

    He may lack depth perception, but not depth.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    the story you tell will involve pirates and high adventure on the south seas

    and, depending on the girl, rum, buggery, and the lash

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    nooooooooooo

    why, chu, why?

    was a decent op until that word.

    evilbob on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    And migraines suck.

    What kind of migraines are we talking about?

    Migraines like mine where they're maybe 3 or 4 hours once a month or two? Not a big deal.

    Three-day disabling affairs every time you anger God by daring to eat the wrong food? That would be pretty terrible.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    look i ain't concerned with the appearance

    i'm gonna be fly as fuck, it don't matter if i lose my teeth, hair, and big toes; i'm gonna be stylin, i know it and you know it

    but they're gonna dig in my face with a scalpel, i am not too happy about that

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    All the best stories involve rum, buggery, and the lash

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I need two buttons. A "Go to sleep in the next minute" button and a "Focus, you bastard, focus and get that one thing done!" button.

    Gim on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    FRIDAY

    FRIDAY

    GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

    Tav on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Everything I read about DNF makes me want to buy DNF even more.

    Capture the Flag? Gone. Instead, Capture the Babe.

    matt has a problem on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    nooooooooooo

    why, chu, why?

    was a decent op until that word.
    Yeah, what's going on Chu?

    Richy on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Slick Rick puts a flawless diamond in his socket for bonus to rap lyrics.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No one needs to know the story about how you really lost that eye.

    Maybe the floor collapsed as you were saving children from a burning orphanage. Maybe the floor collapsed as you were robbing a burning orphanage. It can be as badass or heroic as you want.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    nooooooooooo

    why, chu, why?

    was a decent op until that word.

    I'm sure he could care less, because for all intensive purposes, and irregardless of your opinions, it's a mute point

    Senjutsu on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    You'd be anesthetized though right? I couldn't imagine head surgery without it.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    look i ain't concerned with the appearance

    i'm gonna be fly as fuck, it don't matter if i lose my teeth, hair, and big toes; i'm gonna be stylin, i know it and you know it

    but they're gonna dig in my face with a scalpel, i am not too happy about that

    You're gonna be fine.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    how to pick up girls by evilbob

    1. watch quincy

    2. wait for girl to ask you what you're watching

    3. when she looks at you funny for watching quincy say "fuck you quincy is awesome!"

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    I will help you pick up ladies, chu


    you will need the help

    the ladies don't want a john with no eye

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    I used to have minor cluster headaches.

    Minor in this case means I merely flopped to the ground like a dead fish, clutching my head. Thankfully I just enjoyed 4-5 minutes of my right eye being drilled out of my skull by a gang of angry gnomes with jackhammers, then it passed. It wasn't a serious cluster headache.
    The pain of cluster headaches is markedly greater than in other headache conditions, including severe migraines; experts have suggested that it may be the most painful condition known to medical science. Female patients have reported it as being more severe than childbirth.[4] Dr. Peter Goadsby, Professor of Clinical Neurology at University College London, a leading researcher on the condition has commented:

    "Cluster headache is probably the worst pain that humans experience. I know that’s quite a strong remark to make, but if you ask a cluster headache patient if they’ve had a worse experience, they’ll universally say they haven't. Women with cluster headache will tell you that an attack is worse than giving birth. So you can imagine that these people give birth without anesthetic once or twice a day, for six, eight, or ten weeks at a time, and then have a break. It's just awful."

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    And migraines suck.

    What kind of migraines are we talking about?

    Migraines like mine where they're maybe 3 or 4 hours once a month or two? Not a big deal.

    Three-day disabling affairs every time you anger God by daring to eat the wrong food? That would be pretty terrible.

    well when i talked to my doctor about it (well, and an ophthalmologist) i was like 'so if it does degenerate to that point, what are my options', and when i proposed 'well, what about managing the pain'

    and he kind of laughed and went 'yeah... if it gets to the contraction-based migraines, pain management won't be an option. you will need to address it surgically'

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    All the best stories involve rum, buggery, and the lash

    I like the cut of your jib, sailor

    Senjutsu on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ok ok

    HEAR ME OUT CHU.

    You need a glass eye, and a patch. The patch will have mechanism that will lower it off of your face like a hatch.

    This mechanism will also function to pop your glass eye out of its socket and it will roll down the track of the patch and land on an indentation staring directly ahead.

    Then when people ask you WTF. You say, "Well, I am rather....eyecatching."

    Ludious on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Everything I read about DNF makes me want to buy DNF even more.

    Capture the Flag? Gone. Instead, Capture the Babe.

    ... right

    So wish that game were still never coming out.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    nooooooooooo

    why, chu, why?

    was a decent op until that word.

    I'm sure he could care less, because for all intensive purposes, and irregardless of your opinions, it's a mute point

    :cry:

    evilbob on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    You'd be anesthetized though right? I couldn't imagine head surgery without it.

    No! No anesthesia at all! Chu's been through worse!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I vote he lost his eye in a fist fight to the death
    with Hitler

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    anaesthesia doesn't work on jews

    Senjutsu on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    And migraines suck.

    What kind of migraines are we talking about?

    Migraines like mine where they're maybe 3 or 4 hours once a month or two? Not a big deal.

    Three-day disabling affairs every time you anger God by daring to eat the wrong food? That would be pretty terrible.

    well when i talked to my doctor about it (well, and an ophthalmologist) i was like 'so if it does degenerate to that point, what are my options', and when i proposed 'well, what about managing the pain'

    and he kind of laughed and went 'yeah... if it gets to the contraction-based migraines, pain management won't be an option. you will need to address it surgically'

    What are the risks of surgery?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    chu what's with your eye that you need to get it taken out?

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I will help you pick up ladies, chu

    That is good because it is easier on the back if you have a person at each end when lifting heavy items.

    japan on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    i mean i don't have health insurance either

    some doctor ripping my eye ball out will

    a) be terrible and suck
    b) bankrupt me
    c) be ripping my eye from my face

    i mean, i don't think there's a way to mitigate this situation

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Manicotti?

    Manicotti.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    anaesthesia doesn't work on jews

    Well it does cost extra.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    anaesthesia doesn't work on jews

    They don't have feelings to begin with.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Great stuff.
    The pain is lancinating or boring/drilling in quality, and is located behind the eye (periorbital) or in the temple, sometimes radiating to the neck or shoulder. Analogies frequently used to describe the pain are a red-hot poker inserted into the eye, or a spike penetrating from the top of the head, behind one eye, radiating down to the neck, or sometimes having a leg amputated without any anaesthetic. The condition was originally named Horton's Cephalalgia after Dr. B.T Horton, who postulated the first theory as to their pathogenesis. His original paper describes the severity of the headaches as being able to take normal men and force them to attempt or complete suicide. From Horton's 1939 paper on cluster headache:

    "Our patients were disabled by the disorder and suffered from bouts of pain from two to twenty times a week. They had found no relief from the usual methods of treatment. Their pain was so severe that several of them had to be constantly watched for fear of suicide. Most of them were willing to submit to any operation which might bring relief."[6]

    Indeed, cluster headaches are also known by the nickname "suicide headaches".

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Everything I read about DNF makes me want to buy DNF even more.

    Capture the Flag? Gone. Instead, Capture the Babe.

    ... right

    So wish that game were still never coming out.

    It used to be funnier.

    When I was in middle school.

    Cinders on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    i mean i don't have health insurance either

    some doctor ripping my eye ball out will

    a) be terrible and suck
    b) bankrupt me
    c) be ripping my eye from my face

    i mean, i don't think there's a way to mitigate this situation

    on the other hand sometimes a headache is just a phallic symbol

    Senjutsu on
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