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The 3 Criteria to Enter a Hospital OR The only way I'll enter an ER
Munkus Beaver
You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
1. You know a doctor on the inside.
2. They know you are coming.
3. You are a V.I.P. Very important patient.
Step 1 is complete. I know a guy. He knows me. I am his special snowflake and if I have serious problems he helps me out.
Step 2 is complete. Aforementioned doctor is calling ahead and letting them know I am coming. I'll get there in about an hour, so they will have plenty of time to move me to the front of the line.
Step 3 is tricky. I am bleeding a much larger amount out of my ostomy site and in a larger amount of pain and with a prolapse (at this point, I'd say probably a serious prolapse) plus I have the doc's on my side. This is one of those things that either your condition is life threatening or just so super unique that you get bumped to the front. Because seriously, why wait in line for six hours when you can have fun for five, get to a life threatening point, and then get admitted in one.
So yeah. I'm on my way to the hopsital as soon as my phone gets a decent charge to it. Those of you that followed the Hand of God thread will recognize that I injured myself during rockwall climbing. This may be a direct result of that. Those of you at StrokePAX 2011 may remember I was chomping down pain meds. This is why.
2. They know you are coming.
3. You are a V.I.P. Very important patient.
Step 1 is complete. I know a guy. He knows me. I am his special snowflake and if I have serious problems he helps me out.
Step 2 is complete. Aforementioned doctor is calling ahead and letting them know I am coming. I'll get there in about an hour, so they will have plenty of time to move me to the front of the line.
Step 3 is tricky. I am bleeding a much larger amount out of my ostomy site and in a larger amount of pain and with a prolapse (at this point, I'd say probably a serious prolapse) plus I have the doc's on my side. This is one of those things that either your condition is life threatening or just so super unique that you get bumped to the front. Because seriously, why wait in line for six hours when you can have fun for five, get to a life threatening point, and then get admitted in one.
So yeah. I'm on my way to the hopsital as soon as my phone gets a decent charge to it. Those of you that followed the Hand of God thread will recognize that I injured myself during rockwall climbing. This may be a direct result of that. Those of you at StrokePAX 2011 may remember I was chomping down pain meds. This is why.
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hope everything goes well Munkus
I mainly made this thread because I need something to do while my phone charges. Like hell am I gonna drive an hour with a dead phone/gps
good luck, hope everything goes well
be sure to eat all the jellos
Hope you're OK.
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just some intestinal bleeding it's just whatever you know? yawn
it's awful/some what people can get used to if they have to
I hope we didn't break you. Get that thing taken care of and feel better.
Now we need to check on dan.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
And clearly you need a kick for climbing a rock wall
PS don't die, kthxbye
Obviously snarking on a grievously sick man's grammar is the best possible response.
get better, dammit
you're the boss
I may be one of "those people"
but I wish you the best.
this was bugging me as well and that makes me feel like a terrible person
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
hey
are you still alive
SAY SOMETHING
Seeing as its nearly 3 hours since the thread was made, I'm going to say he's at the hospital being seen and probably cannot post, yet.
He's the only thing that keeps the sun shining everyday :[
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I can't even comprehend that kind of pain
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I got the basic dose of pain meds which are already wearing off and they are doing tests to see if this needs immediate action or not.
Pushing the prolapse back into the socket caused a lot of pain. Or as the liars call it "pressure"
considering David Bowie is your spirit animal, this is not the "pressure" song i was expecting.
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Kick ass, Munkus.
Get well soon!
Feel better. Now.
stop
bleeding
who else will point out my ship's lack of an ambassador
I was in a wheelchair with my leg resting on the chair infront of me, over the course of the 3 hours I'd slowly been straightening it, and in the course of me be taken to the room it snapped back in
took months before I could run again
top fun
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