Love that clip. Really wish Lebron had taken the Jordan route and let his basketball do all the talking for him. NBA is like nascar now, guys are concerned with how to market their image into a brand.
That LeBron gif is old as fuck and comes as no surprise to NBA fans. There's numerous stories of him tipping like, 10 dollars on 900 dollar bills and shit.
Oh, Jump Leads finally updated, by the way. We've a new colourist, Kris Carter, who's worked on Doctor Who, Transformers and Torchwood comics, amongst other things.
I've also gotten asked to sell insurance. And they always imply that they actually read my resume.
Well yeah. I mean as an insurance agent you cost most shops absolutely nothing, and in some cases even generate revenue by existing (They can charge you rent for your office, you entrepeneur, you.)
If you desperately sell life insurance to your family/friends and then die in a fire, they still made out.
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
I've also gotten asked to sell insurance. And they always imply that they actually read my resume.
Well yeah. I mean as an insurance agent you cost most shops absolutely nothing, and in some cases even generate revenue by existing (They can charge you rent for your office, you entrepeneur, you.)
If you desperately sell life insurance to your family/friends and then die in a fire, they still made out.
I googled the company name + 'scam' and got complaint pages from the previous week from people looking for jobs. No tanks.
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
If nothing else I am incredibly impressed with the response from the Dragon age writer
I can't even begin to describe how impressed I am with it
I think the best way is to set aside some money and buy dragon age 2 at some point, and buy bioware games in the future
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
Why do games even have romance options? "No Tali. Im not Hitting on y....YAAAA....WHY ARE WE FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN"
bob's burgers has gotten so good in a short space of time
really fond of that show
It's like they went out of their way to find all the most annoying voice actors ever just so they could pair them with one of the best.
hey, Kristen Schaal may carry the show, but come on man, Mr. H. Jon aint no slouch.
Yeah, the young girl is pretty good.
But the older daughter and mother just really get on my nerves the second they open their mouths.
eh. I mean yeah the mother has one of those annoying 'mother voices' but it doesn't annoy me personally. and on a technical level i find both their timing and cadences to be excellent in general
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
If nothing else I am incredibly impressed with the response from the Dragon age writer
I can't even begin to describe how impressed I am with it
I think the best way is to set aside some money and buy dragon age 2 at some point, and buy bioware games in the future
I do not understand Kotaku's comment system at all.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
Why do games even have romance options? "No Tali. Im not Hitting on y....YAAAA....WHY ARE WE FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN"
I like romance options! It's like how a movie can be rounded out by a really satisfying romance, except you get to choose your partner and if it even happens and what path it takes!
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You're out of touch
I'm out of touch
@Cass: As a girl gamer, I too like romance options!
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That LeBron gif is old as fuck and comes as no surprise to NBA fans. There's numerous stories of him tipping like, 10 dollars on 900 dollar bills and shit.
I remember a night when Wayne Gretzky insulted Michael Jordan at the table. It was a private salon game. Michael had ordered a drink from the cocktail waitress, and he gave her a five-dollar chip. Wayne took it off the cocktail waitress’s tray, gave it back to Michael, grabbed a hundred-dollar chip from Michael’s stack and put it on the cocktail waitress’s tray. Then he said, “That’s how we tip in Las Vegas, Michael.”
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Oh man, saw the best warning sign near where they're doing construction on the new executive offices (in the middle of layoffs and budget uncertainty.)
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
Why do games even have romance options? "No Tali. Im not Hitting on y....YAAAA....WHY ARE WE FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN"
One of the commenters made a good point that romance options in Bioware games aren't really "romance," they're appeasing the character until they'll let you fuck them.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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I love Kristen Schaal so much and I don't even know why. I get excited when she's on The Daily Show and I even watched her commercial for Sony on the youtube front page. Voluntarily and with sound!
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Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
That LeBron gif is old as fuck and comes as no surprise to NBA fans. There's numerous stories of him tipping like, 10 dollars on 900 dollar bills and shit.
I remember a night when Wayne Gretzky insulted Michael Jordan at the table. It was a private salon game. Michael had ordered a drink from the cocktail waitress, and he gave her a five-dollar chip. Wayne took it off the cocktail waitress’s tray, gave it back to Michael, grabbed a hundred-dollar chip from Michael’s stack and put it on the cocktail waitress’s tray. Then he said, “That’s how we tip in Las Vegas, Michael.”
Man...a 5 dollar tip on a single drink is ridiculously good. Just because you got money in the bank doesn't mean you have to dole out 100 dollar bills to everyone who comes within 10 ft of you.
Oh man, saw the best warning sign near where they're doing construction on the new executive offices (in the middle of layoffs and budget uncertainty.)
Asbestos Warning! How awesome is that?
yami you know what is fun
my entire building is plastered with them, has been for months, and the entire second floor (where the new lab I will be working in in a few weeks is located)
is full of rooms where they are actively cleaning out asbestos
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
Why do games even have romance options? "No Tali. Im not Hitting on y....YAAAA....WHY ARE WE FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN"
One of the commenters made a good point that romance options in Bioware games aren't really "romance," they're appeasing the character until they'll let you fuck them.
Someone better/funnier than me needs to make this joke.
Oh man, saw the best warning sign near where they're doing construction on the new executive offices (in the middle of layoffs and budget uncertainty.)
Asbestos Warning! How awesome is that?
yami you know what is fun
my entire building is plastered with them, has been for months, and the entire second floor (where the new lab I will be working in in a few weeks is located)
is full of rooms where they are actively cleaning out asbestos
so glad i am leaving in a few months
I really hope this and my month long chronic cough are not related. I should go to the doctor but I feel so stupid telling him "Yeah, I've been coughing a bit for a couple weeks."
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The guy was pissed off that gay guys approached him in-game and wanted to hook up.
He is, of course, a complete (tankie tanker - Ed.).
Oh... so an over reaction?
I guess he got all pissy over the Glee thing too?
There was a dude in the States who menaced his girlfriend with a handgun after catching that clip while channel flipping of Sheen kissing Jimmy Kimmel.
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Nope. Real. My mom is crazy. I don't have much patience for it after all these years.
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
Why do games even have romance options? "No Tali. Im not Hitting on y....YAAAA....WHY ARE WE FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN"
One of the commenters made a good point that romance options in Bioware games aren't really "romance," they're appeasing the character until they'll let you fuck them.
there are disapproval romances now
you can tell someone they have nothing but bad ideas and still fuck them
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Love that clip. Really wish Lebron had taken the Jordan route and let his basketball do all the talking for him. NBA is like nascar now, guys are concerned with how to market their image into a brand.
Well yeah. I mean as an insurance agent you cost most shops absolutely nothing, and in some cases even generate revenue by existing (They can charge you rent for your office, you entrepeneur, you.)
If you desperately sell life insurance to your family/friends and then die in a fire, they still made out.
I get these all the time. It's always like
"New job opening! Project manager making 80k a year and you get to live in Minneapolis.
Requirements: Not. You."
*hatred*
I... I don't understand this. Was the author of the post in question angry that he only had two romance options and that it sucks because they should have dumped some of the homosexual options to provide more straight options?
I mean, at first I read a complaint about the "exotic" choice in Isabella and Merril and assumed maybe he just wanted to bang Aveline because she wasn't "Hooker Pirate" or "Slender Non Human". You know, a normal human player. That's kind of valid. But then the rest of the article is all... say what?
Couldn't sleep for a while after that.
hey, Kristen Schaal may carry the show, but come on man, Mr. H. Jon aint no slouch.
On the black screen
He is, of course, a complete (tankie tanker - Ed.).
That would freak me out a bit if my Mum did that.
If my mom did that I would never sleep again.
I googled the company name + 'scam' and got complaint pages from the previous week from people looking for jobs. No tanks.
Well I told her about having suicidal thoughts and urges the other day so it's not like there's no motivation behind it.
Still a little weird, though.
If nothing else I am incredibly impressed with the response from the Dragon age writer
I can't even begin to describe how impressed I am with it
I think the best way is to set aside some money and buy dragon age 2 at some point, and buy bioware games in the future
The main voice actor employment crossover between Archer and Bob's Burgers is rather disorienting.
I keep wondering why Archer grew a mustache and is working at a burger place.
Oh... so an over reaction?
I guess he got all pissy over the Glee thing too?
She hugged me and buried her face in my arm and said "I just need to smell you.."
Creeeeeppppyyyyyy..
Yeah, the young girl is pretty good.
But the older daughter and mother just really get on my nerves the second they open their mouths.
Why do games even have romance options? "No Tali. Im not Hitting on y....YAAAA....WHY ARE WE FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN"
So I guess it isn't too annoying.
eh. I mean yeah the mother has one of those annoying 'mother voices' but it doesn't annoy me personally. and on a technical level i find both their timing and cadences to be excellent in general
On the black screen
I do not understand Kotaku's comment system at all.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
This is not real right?
Right?
I like romance options! It's like how a movie can be rounded out by a really satisfying romance, except you get to choose your partner and if it even happens and what path it takes!
I'm out of touch
@Cass: As a girl gamer, I too like romance options!
And I keep wondering when Coach McGuirk became a master guide to the spirit world.
Asbestos Warning! How awesome is that?
One of the commenters made a good point that romance options in Bioware games aren't really "romance," they're appeasing the character until they'll let you fuck them.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Man...a 5 dollar tip on a single drink is ridiculously good. Just because you got money in the bank doesn't mean you have to dole out 100 dollar bills to everyone who comes within 10 ft of you.
yami you know what is fun
my entire building is plastered with them, has been for months, and the entire second floor (where the new lab I will be working in in a few weeks is located)
is full of rooms where they are actively cleaning out asbestos
so glad i am leaving in a few months
Someone better/funnier than me needs to make this joke.
I dont know about his, but I have many similar stories
I really hope this and my month long chronic cough are not related. I should go to the doctor but I feel so stupid telling him "Yeah, I've been coughing a bit for a couple weeks."
Yeah, I'd be freaked out because
-My mom either doesn't feel or doesn't express affection, I'm not sure which
-She doesn't know where I live
There was a dude in the States who menaced his girlfriend with a handgun after catching that clip while channel flipping of Sheen kissing Jimmy Kimmel.
there are disapproval romances now
you can tell someone they have nothing but bad ideas and still fuck them
progress!