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Past/current bad roommate?
Sara Lynn
I can handle myself.Registered User regular
I can handle myself.Registered User regular
Mixed with the need to complain about my roommate at college, and the need to know who else has been completely and utterly annoyed by their roommate's existance: here's the thread. There's been a lot of story threads lately, so, one more won't hurt.
My current roommate is a very naive 19 year old. Her 19 year old boyfriend is a junior in HS (I know), and they're engaged. However she seems to have some inner knowledge that this is STUPID and doesn't tell everyone -- which makes boyfriend mad. He hates when she hangs out with guys, even guys she's known for like 5 years. He screams at her so loud I can hear him across the room. Oh and today he squealed at her, like she held the phone arm's distance away and I could hear him squeal like a pig. This is apparantly "hilarious."
He comes over almost every weekend (lern2seperate) and they spend about 30 minutes tickling and the other however many hours whispering to eachother. It's kind of obnoxious. They now rent hotel rooms for the night after I freaked out at them for messing around on the top bunk while I was on the bottom. The greaseball won't even LOOK at me now, he's probably never had a girl stand up to him before. Oh, and he is a greaseball. Long hair he probably hasn't washed since like a year ago. Sheri will attest to this.
Other annoying things she does: Snortlaughs. No, she doesn't snort WHEN she laughs.. her whole laugh is just a sequence of different snorts. She babytalks, of course to him, because she talks to him about a grand total of 16 hours or more a day. She adds 'skies' to the end of every word, like 'helloskies' and 'I loveskies you too' and pretty much every other word that comes out of her mouth. She also apologized for everything from sneezing to WALKING IN THE DOOR when she gets back from class.
She's not a bad person and she'd honestly be a lot more tolerable if she had friends and talked to someone except her boyfriend. All day. LEAVE THE ROOM SOMETIMES. I do! Isn't it nice when it's just you? Well it'd be nice if it was just me too. So go somewhere.
C'mon, make me feel better. Any roomie's you've had that drove you up the wall, or maybe a friend's roomie?
My current roommate is a very naive 19 year old. Her 19 year old boyfriend is a junior in HS (I know), and they're engaged. However she seems to have some inner knowledge that this is STUPID and doesn't tell everyone -- which makes boyfriend mad. He hates when she hangs out with guys, even guys she's known for like 5 years. He screams at her so loud I can hear him across the room. Oh and today he squealed at her, like she held the phone arm's distance away and I could hear him squeal like a pig. This is apparantly "hilarious."
He comes over almost every weekend (lern2seperate) and they spend about 30 minutes tickling and the other however many hours whispering to eachother. It's kind of obnoxious. They now rent hotel rooms for the night after I freaked out at them for messing around on the top bunk while I was on the bottom. The greaseball won't even LOOK at me now, he's probably never had a girl stand up to him before. Oh, and he is a greaseball. Long hair he probably hasn't washed since like a year ago. Sheri will attest to this.
Other annoying things she does: Snortlaughs. No, she doesn't snort WHEN she laughs.. her whole laugh is just a sequence of different snorts. She babytalks, of course to him, because she talks to him about a grand total of 16 hours or more a day. She adds 'skies' to the end of every word, like 'helloskies' and 'I loveskies you too' and pretty much every other word that comes out of her mouth. She also apologized for everything from sneezing to WALKING IN THE DOOR when she gets back from class.
She's not a bad person and she'd honestly be a lot more tolerable if she had friends and talked to someone except her boyfriend. All day. LEAVE THE ROOM SOMETIMES. I do! Isn't it nice when it's just you? Well it'd be nice if it was just me too. So go somewhere.
C'mon, make me feel better. Any roomie's you've had that drove you up the wall, or maybe a friend's roomie?
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look at what i have become
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
that's sort of how my bad roommate situation got solved
He also had sex with some skank one weekend night while I was on the bunk above. He thought calling the room 3 hours before when he knew I was out was enough to give me fair warning.
Then I had a roommate who is now my ex-wife's boyfriend.
I'm not having any more roommates.
The worst roommate I had was just an annoying fuck of a redneck southerner who developed a drug problem and had a really bad hygiene. He yelled at me at the end of the spring semester last year (while he was drunk) about me playing my music too loud and how it's no wonder my last ex cheated on me, etc etc etc. I ended up pissing in his gin, and he never noticed the difference. This guy was a 23 year old junior, too. Who stays on campus when you're 23?
CLOSE THE DOOR
i closed the door
gotta let a dude vomit in peace
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
They like eachother so much they're both gonna drop out of school and get an apartment together! OH YOUNG LOVE.
I love my boyfriend and my cell phone isn't glued to my head all damn day. She needs to get a life.
look at what i have become[/quote]
Also, he smelled and was anti-social and kicked my books around when I was at class (as witnessed by our other roomie and our negihbors) downloaded weird tentacle porn using my other roomie's computer.
I split rent 3 ways on a house with my mother, my sister, her two children (6 and 2) and her boyfriend. My mother STILL doesn't get the whole "I pay rent now, you don't get to call the shots anymore" thing. I agreed to this living arrangement because my sister got a divorce about a year ago and need my mother's and my help with her kids and as far as a place to live, i CAN'T WAIT to be out of this lease..... Anyone in houston looking for a room mate?
Bye
I'm no sleazeball, though
I snored when I was sick and stuffed up once. I think that was the day I stopped being a lady.
I agree with this. I hate having people around when I'm vomitting. You gotta respect that shit.
his gf was an awful hose beast with hormonal problems he was constantly making excuses for which made him look really pathetic after awhile
the girl was enough of a pain the ass that i once told her i hope she got cancer and died and she laughed it off by telling me what a joker i was
sadface..
shiiiiiiiii. dilemma! ruin totp wtih sadface, or delete for the good of SE++?!
Was the roommate a dog by any chance?
Seriously. What.
Yeah, I got nothing
See I'm considered the "asshole boyfriend" because I don't like any of my girlfriend's friends at all and refuse to hang out with them.
It's just so damn nice living here though, I get all the privacy in the world, get along great with my parents, no rent or utility bills, more than enough food, Ms. Shim loves hanging out with my mom when I'm not around, my Uni is 5 minutes down the road.
wait why the hell am I even going to move out this summer?
You already ruined it with your shitty jail poasting.
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Yeah, but you were sick. There was a thunderstorm, and I could literally hear the dude from across the room. Over the thunder.
See, it should be mandatory to have gay friends. They are wonderful and always make me smile.
When he moved out he left a bag of hentai manga. We almost called his girlfriend (fiancee at that point) and asked her to come pick it up.
Best part was that I didn't know that the guy was a morman for a long time so I'd always offer him a drink.
GLORIOUS.
He was cool at first. Until he got his 1995 BMW M3 (in 2005) He wrecked it about half a dozen times after I moved out. 3 times while I still lived there.
Anyway. After he got the car, he told our other roommate and I we weren't allowed to park on the street in front of the house because "It would detract from people looking at his car.
Then he padlocked the fence in front of the driveway in the alley, and kept the key. So we had nowhere to park.
Oh god there are so many more stories about this guy... Maybe I'll add more later.