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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    THIS is my new favorite website

    Oh my god.

    "Shirley's XL Closet"

    It's...

    It's a flash game for fat girls.

    Winky on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Will, when will you be in CO? We should get together. Kakos, puppies, you and me.

    Mazzyx on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    my favorite website is erotic falconry

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Man the classiness of this joint just went up with SiG and Will about.

    I did a social retardo move this weekend

    not classy

    I'm allowed one per year though

    So It Goes on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ehh you probably did it with class SiG. You should come to CO when Will does. We can have this big mini-rockies pax or something.

    Mazzyx on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    woah there's a bob moog documentary on instant watch

    quelle qool

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Man the classiness of this joint just went up with SiG and Will about.

    I did a social retardo move this weekend

    not classy

    I'm allowed one per year though

    Did it involve stalking an aussie

    Wash on
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ehh you probably did it with class SiG. You should come to CO when Will does. We can have this big mini-rockies pax or something.

    no, that's why it was retardo, it was completely unclassy

    hamfisted, to borrow a phrase from my dear colleague

    So It Goes on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Will, when will you be in CO? We should get together. Kakos, puppies, you and me.

    i'll be in fort collins without a car is the problem. i'll be there from the 12th to the 19th.

    Irond Will on
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Man the classiness of this joint just went up with SiG and Will about.

    I did a social retardo move this weekend

    not classy

    I'm allowed one per year though

    Did it involve stalking an aussie

    I'm over it. Ball's in his court and I'm not wasting any more energy after waiting around Friday night all by my lonesome.

    also no that was not the retardo move

    So It Goes on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    SIG dropped the n bomb at a NAACP meeting

    and then she was like

    "look i heard it on chappele okay?"

    Irond Will on
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    [chat] will never leave you, SIG. We're like a clingy boyfriend, except without the sex.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Will, when will you be in CO? We should get together. Kakos, puppies, you and me.

    i'll be in fort collins without a car is the problem. i'll be there from the 12th to the 19th.

    I have no problem going up to Fort Collins. I head up there a few times a month anyways. Puppies is about 40 minutes from you and well Kakos is about equal distance with me. There are tons of good places to eat up there. Maybe not as classy as some spots in Boston but good. I know an awesome Thai place that is cheap but good. There are a few other places as well that I know of. I lived there for 5 years.

    Mazzyx on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    SIG dropped the n bomb at a NAACP meeting

    and then she was like

    "look i heard it on chappele okay?"

    At least she didn't try to whisper in a deaf woman's ear.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The lady on the 10 o'clock news just informed me that Southwest has inspected all of its planes for microscopic crap.

    matt has a problem on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Actually if we want to spend some more I know an awesome sushi place up there. As in awesome even after I have lived in Japan. Its a bit expensive and you might have to put up with me speaking some Japanese with the guy who runs it but its well worth it. He also special orders his sake.

    Mazzyx on
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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Orks are the best. An entire species of aliens whose scientific community is based off of the concept "what does this button do?".

    "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yes tell me about more other awkward people so I can feel better in comparison

    So It Goes on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    SIG dropped the n bomb at a NAACP meeting

    and then she was like

    "look i heard it on chappele okay?"

    This explains why she asked me for a letter certifying her as an honourary 'Sista'

    Wash on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    [chat] is more pathetic than that. We're the dumped boyfriend who still thinks that she'll come back, and when she comes to pick up her stuff we try and kiss her and it just turns into a really long, awkward hug that she wiggles her way out of. Then we check our phone every five minutes to see check for texts which will never arrive.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    yes tell me about more other awkward people so I can feel better in comparison

    Uhh...I have been having my a near mental break about entering grad school. Does that help? There is a wine tasting at the thing on Thursday. I am so not fancy enough for that. I mean I am not Will.

    Mazzyx on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    yes tell me about more other awkward people so I can feel better in comparison

    You go first, what did you do

    Wash on
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sup, [chat]?

    Solomaxwell6 on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Tonight's game was fantastic. Huge kudos to Thom, Fluffy, Elldren and Cass for being awesome and creative.

    Jacobkosh on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The most awkward (but not too personal) thing I can think of off the top of my head is, back when I was in Uni, I went to the pub and started dancing and talking to this cool girl on the dance floor. I was drunk and had to leave, and I wanted to give her my number but I didn't -- and still don't -- have a cellphone. So I wrote down my e-mail address on a slip of paper I got from a bartender and handed it to her hurriedly. The look on her face made me feel better about having to leave abruptly and never return.

    Wash on
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    http://www.iamdonald.com/post/4340366651/some-childish-gambino-to-get-ready-for-iamdonald

    So many remixes of All of the Lights are starting to get released

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The most awkward (but not too personal) thing I can think of off the top of my head is, back when I was in Uni, I went to the pub and started dancing and talking to this cool girl on the dance floor. I was drunk and had to leave, and I wanted to give her my number but I didn't -- and still don't -- have a cellphone. So I wrote down my e-mail address on a slip of paper I got from a bartender and handed it to her hurriedly. The look on her face made me feel better about having to leave abruptly and never return.

    So... did she email you back?

    Solomaxwell6 on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    eddy

    i am trying to find a dance mix (some eminem track plus d.a.n.c.e.) that treeeski sometimes plays on stream

    halp

    Organichu on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I hooked up with some chick who's name I didn't, and still don't, know, over the weekend.

    That was the most face-slapping thing I've done in a while.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Tonight's game was fantastic. Huge kudos to Thom, Fluffy, Elldren and Cass for being awesome and creative.

    I healed errybody

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So this girl that just asked me out has a blog where she posts all the creepy messages that guys send her on OKC.

    http://plentyofcreepers.com/

    Winky on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The most awkward (but not too personal) thing I can think of off the top of my head is, back when I was in Uni, I went to the pub and started dancing and talking to this cool girl on the dance floor. I was drunk and had to leave, and I wanted to give her my number but I didn't -- and still don't -- have a cellphone. So I wrote down my e-mail address on a slip of paper I got from a bartender and handed it to her hurriedly. The look on her face made me feel better about having to leave abruptly and never return.

    So... did she email you back?

    No, Max. No she did not.

    Wash on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Tonight's game was fantastic. Huge kudos to Thom, Fluffy, Elldren and Cass for being awesome and creative.

    Elldren had that incredible escape right until she ran into that moron of a flying brick.

    Thomamelas on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh we are trading our we are idiot stories? Okay I have one.

    So I was in out for a friends 21st. Was drinking pretty heavily(I think I was up to equivalent of 8 or 9 shots and a couple of beers at that point). I was at the bar waiting for my next beer and this cute blond walked up. I was kind of out of it but started talking to her. She was seriously flirting with me but I never asked for her number or gave her mine. My friend who was sober looked at me and was like, "You didn't get her number? baka." He may of said that exactly he was one of my best friends from Japanese class. So I chased after her and gave her my number while she was sitting at a table with now that I look back at it was probably her boyfriend.

    And no she never called.

    Mazzyx on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    i did this on my favorite game from my new favorite website:
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    shirley! by irond_will, on Flickr

    i thought the peasant blouse and the purple skirt made a nice counterpoint to the disco. shirley is cutting a fine XLfigure in the shirleyvlle nightlife!

    i wonder if they will let me moderate their forums?

    Irond Will on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I need a 40k avsig now, since the season is over and mine is now just old.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Tonight's game was fantastic. Huge kudos to Thom, Fluffy, Elldren and Cass for being awesome and creative.

    I healed errybody

    you are babby jesus's favorite

    Jacobkosh on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    So this girl that just asked me out has a blog where she posts all the creepy messages that guys send her on OKC.

    http://plentyofcreepers.com/

    You realize you'll end up there if things go poorly, you realize this right

    Wash on
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    I hooked up with some chick who's name I didn't, and still don't, know, over the weekend.

    That was the most face-slapping thing I've done in a while.

    aw sug

    So It Goes on
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    So this girl that just asked me out has a blog where she posts all the creepy messages that guys send her on OKC.

    http://plentyofcreepers.com/

    Wait, wait wait. Girls think it's creepy when you tell them you're masturbating to their pics? I thought that was just being flirtatious.

    Fuck, is there any way to delete sent OKCupid messages before people see them?

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