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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2011
    life lesson: ads at the beginning of internet videos is more likely to make me just close the window and not watch it at all than it is going to make me buy their product

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Except I know people who can and have changed tires in sandals.

    That was all I was saying at least.

    I would have said a lot more if I had known he was pulling the "men are like this, women are like this" card, though.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    it was the 'fat chicks like dudes with long hair' comment that i think pushed it over the edge.

    but the real question here is:

    what can we learn from this?

    Everybody says stupid things?

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Daric's inherent manliness and superiority make me get the vapors, as I am a fragile female who only cares about muscles/money/aggressiveness etc.

    Though I'll only be interested in marriage if his parents' house doesn't fall in market value. Maybe he can introduce me to some of his bros that aren't embarrassingly middle-class?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Daric's inherent manliness and superiority make me get the vapors, as I am a fragile female who only cares about muscles/money/aggressiveness etc.

    Though I'll only be interested in marriage if his parents' house doesn't fall in market value. Maybe he can introduce me to some of his bros that aren't embarrassingly middle-class?

    Hey baby, want to see the size of my trust fund by riding over to the bank my dad manages in my rocking tricked out Jeep?

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pfft, the sap's choice

    I'm so manly that I'd straight up punch that Jeep off the road with my bare hands

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    my dad's talking about how Passover is coming up, and the Jewish community is heavily invested in Wall Street, and they've just been alerted that the best six economic months have ended so they're going to sell their stocks

    ...
    okay

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Pfft, the sap's choice

    I'm so manly that I'd straight up punch that Jeep off the road with my bare hands

    And after a lifetime of eating boiled meats, you probably have the constitution to actually do it, too.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Boys boys you mustn't fight over me this way!

    Perhaps we could have a beer pong tournament to find the best suitor

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Pfft, the sap's choice

    I'm so manly that I'd straight up punch that Jeep off the road with my bare hands

    You have to punch Jeeps to send them off the road?

    LOL

    I just look at them, and they fly in the air and sail off the road

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Boys boys you mustn't fight over me this way!

    Perhaps we could have a beer pong tournament to find the best suitor

    Quiet honey, the alpha males are talking. When we're done we'll let you know who won.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nothing says powerful alpha male like being part of a group of hooded, tracksuited clones

    Swaggering down the street with quiet dignity in a fashion that’s not at all laughable or zombie-like

    Occasionally one will shout out a tasteful greeting or compliment to a complete stranger


    And then, god willing, Batman hospitalises the lot of them

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm so manly if i fuck a guy his arse turns into a cunt

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    I'm so manly if i fuck a guy his arse turns into a cunt

    I'm pretty sure there's a market for that

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i'm so manly i make 2 dollars for every .77 cents a woman makes

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    I'm so manly if i fuck a guy his arse turns into a cunt

    Shit.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    I'm so manly if i fuck a guy his arse turns into a cunt

    Do you know how many people you just made hard?

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i'm so manly i make 2 dollars for every .77 cents a woman makes

    I got to sit in on a Department of Labor meeting with a couple of local labor organizers last week. As bad as the women's wage gap is, it gets super depressing when you start looking at the numbers for race, gender, sexual orientation, and marital status in various combinations.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    sometimes I wonder what would happen if all women went on strike, not just at work but they refused to be in relationships, have sex or get married to men until proper equality was achieved.

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    sometimes I wonder what would happen if all women went on strike, not just at work but they refused to be in relationships, have sex or get married to men until proper equality was achieved.

    "lol, i didn't know women had their periods all at the same time!"
    "lol right bro"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A lot of ignorant people would say a lot of ignorant things about how the plights of others should never interfere with their easy, easy lives

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    "Great, because of this whole 'freeing yourself from oppression thing' I went from making six figures to making slightly less but still six figures and now I have to fly first class on Delta instead of Virgin, and they never get the mimosas right!"

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I read these two in a bathroom last night:

    "May you have the hingsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you're going and the insight to know when you're going too far"

    "I have known many, like not a few. Love only one, I drink to you"

    I love irish pub bathrooms.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    sometimes I wonder what would happen if all women went on strike, not just at work but they refused to be in relationships, have sex or get married to men until proper equality was achieved.

    Their lives would be made a living hell

    You'd have pundits preaching hate about how they'd never done a hard day's work in their lives, and calling for restrictions on travel or dress or freedom in general

    "Can't be out after dark without a WOMAN PASS."

    And then the government realises they can't do that, in fact they're fucked because the civil service would die instantly with half the workforce neutralised

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    CowardlyCowardly Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    In a glorious display of irony, everybody would be fucked.

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Banksy is not dead, but dreaming

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Life lesson: no matter how much you might dislike someone on the internet, be their pal when you see 'em on the street

    Duckstep
    QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    sometimes I wonder what would happen if all women went on strike, not just at work but they refused to be in relationships, have sex or get married to men until proper equality was achieved.

    everybody would die

    so

    I guess that's a win?

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You think the patriarchy would sit tight and stick their fingers in their ears and hum until the human race became extinct?


    ...probably

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i'm so manly i make 2 dollars for every .77 cents a woman makes

    I got to sit in on a Department of Labor meeting with a couple of local labor organizers last week. As bad as the women's wage gap is, it gets super depressing when you start looking at the numbers for race, gender, sexual orientation, and marital status in various combinations.

    also, it's about 75 cents to the dollar, not 2

    and fortunately it's improved a decent amount in the last 10 years

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm genuinely curious if there are countries that only have a marginal or no gender gap in pay

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i'm so manly i make 2 dollars for every .77 cents a woman makes

    I got to sit in on a Department of Labor meeting with a couple of local labor organizers last week. As bad as the women's wage gap is, it gets super depressing when you start looking at the numbers for race, gender, sexual orientation, and marital status in various combinations.

    also, it's about 75 cents to the dollar, not 2

    I think the joke was that he was so manly that the gap was even greater

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pip is so manly that he doesn't even know what a joke is

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    There are no failures if you learn something.

    Also growing food owns, everyone should grow like, an onion or a carrot or something.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haha, life lessons from HellaJeff (not to dis you particularly, it's just funny with your username and avatar)

    but yeah, growing food is pretty fun and satisfying.

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Don't eat sorbet in chunks. Skim thin layers off with your spoon and build a fluffy mound of the stuff up before each bite. Much better that way

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haha, life lessons from HellaJeff (not to dis you particularly, it's just funny with your username and avatar)

    but yeah, growing food is pretty fun and satisfying.

    Entire french onion soup from garden vegetables and home raised chickens.

    There is nothing like it I tells ya, nothin'

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    BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The key to an education, a healthy immune system, and shitty photography is a long exposure

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    sometimes I wonder what would happen if all women went on strike, not just at work but they refused to be in relationships, have sex or get married to men until proper equality was achieved.

    everybody would die

    so

    I guess that's a win?

    better all men die than women have to face an eternity of servitude

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hiya Kosh

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