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Help me come up with things to sell to people
T4CT
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So here's the deal
I have an interview next wednesday with an ad agency for a summer job working in the creative department. They called me in after looking at my resume because they want to view my portfolio and go over it. CURRENTLY my portfolio contains my school examples and mock-ups as well as the necessary briefs, as well as a bunch of work I've done for my site, but they want what essentially comes up to a bunch of random product ads as well.
My problem is, there are a lot of products and a lot of demographics and being told "just mock up some ads for some things" with no real direction is a deep pool to swim in.
so I need some of this creative SE++ power
basically all you have to do is come up with a product (this can be a real product or something you just make up as long as the product isn't penis jetpacks or something), and a particular target market (i.e. teenagers, adults, nerds, shut-ins, dog lovers, cat haters, small children, etc) for said product. You could also throw in whether the ad should be web or print (magazines) but that's not really necessary since if it's not there I"m just gonna pick one. I'll pick a whole bunch at random and mock up the ads and probably put some in my portfolio and I dunno maybe if someone comes up with some really astounding idea for a product and target market I'll give you a prize although I have no idea what that prize would be
if you skipped to the end without reading all that: name a product, name a market, let me make an advertisement. cheers.
I have an interview next wednesday with an ad agency for a summer job working in the creative department. They called me in after looking at my resume because they want to view my portfolio and go over it. CURRENTLY my portfolio contains my school examples and mock-ups as well as the necessary briefs, as well as a bunch of work I've done for my site, but they want what essentially comes up to a bunch of random product ads as well.
My problem is, there are a lot of products and a lot of demographics and being told "just mock up some ads for some things" with no real direction is a deep pool to swim in.
so I need some of this creative SE++ power
basically all you have to do is come up with a product (this can be a real product or something you just make up as long as the product isn't penis jetpacks or something), and a particular target market (i.e. teenagers, adults, nerds, shut-ins, dog lovers, cat haters, small children, etc) for said product. You could also throw in whether the ad should be web or print (magazines) but that's not really necessary since if it's not there I"m just gonna pick one. I'll pick a whole bunch at random and mock up the ads and probably put some in my portfolio and I dunno maybe if someone comes up with some really astounding idea for a product and target market I'll give you a prize although I have no idea what that prize would be
if you skipped to the end without reading all that: name a product, name a market, let me make an advertisement. cheers.
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Except maybe a guy flying his penis jetpack up to use bird internet.
That guy might be a worse person to ask.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Nerd dating service
Eat This, Not That Text service. Send a text of what you want to eat, they text back what you ought to eat, kinda like chacha, but for food.
"and now you know..." A website that links articles, youtube and wiki entries to teach people stupid random shit, like fountain pens, 7-fold ties, other neat stuff.
Colorific- snap a shot of a color with your phone and it pulls up complimentary colors and such.
I do too.
You should make an ad for the internet, but on phones.
No, no, no. You completely misunderstand me.
You know how the internet is on computers?
It's like that, but for butts.
but for your butt
butthat
(for nine-year-olds)
so that when you're going at it doggy-style, you can still stream The Office
a safety net around the edge of your table so that dropped toast doesn't land face down on the floor
You could have a cool montage of people pausing and checking something out, but never reveal what it is...
"Whoah, whats that?"
"What?"
"That!" *points to computer screen*
-cut to some dude walking and he gets a text, opens it, stops walking and somebody nearby has to walk around him, turns their head all, WTH-- "Whoah wait--"
-cut to some grand mother looking over her grand daughter's macbook, finishing previous dude's line- "What's that?!"
-show a clip of someone typing in an email address,
etc etc.
I think that would be cool. Set it some music that builds up and then close it some dude going "I wonder what they will come up with next?"
Dude next to him shows his phone, "Did you see this?"
There, its like I'm doing all the work for you!
pffft, what the hell do you know
matt you are a beautiful human being
you see this? i knew if I made this thread, SOMEONE was going to have some sort of good advice for me
this man has done a good thing
see, this has promise
you've got moxy, kid
you're hired
wadaya know
Awesome
I'm going on vacation
After that I have jury duty and paternity leave
Not going to let this get BoP-ed since I'm the only one suggesting practical things.
While butt internet would be cool to have on deck, as an option...
I wouldn't listen to him
he works for a dude who takes medications
I change my answer.
A copy machine that has a built in seat for photocopying your butt.
a scholar and paragon of virtue
everybody likes Chick-fil-A so it'll be easy
Like maybe two guys who sold the rights to their webcomic twice and were getting a tenth of what they should in ad revenue? that kind of challenge?
The windex tie-in is where they getcha
dude...
...too soon
it'll be so meta
yourself.
just set up a batch render for one of my animations
it's gunna be like ten hours before it's done
I've been working since 10 am. It is now 1:20 am. I'm too tired to get up and get my second meal of the day out of the microwave.
T4ct, you should sell pets for dogs.