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With Binladin dead, we now face a new threat.

AuscultaAusculta Registered User new member
edited May 2011 in Social Entropy++
My fellow Americans, it is my unenviable duty to inform you that we neglected to sever the head of Osama Binladin. As a result, he has risen again. According to recent reports, Zomladin has already begun roaming the land and feasting on the brains of infidels. Not since the war with Zombie Hitler have we faced such a powerful threat to our nation. How ever, it is my belief that if we stand united, we WILL over come this new threat.

Until Zomladin has been stopped, we encourage people to stay indoors after sundown and carry shotguns with them at all times.

Thank you, that is all. o_O

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I think his body was buried at sea.

    Although aqua zombie terrorists are no less of a threat, at least our attack dolphins are in place to deal with it.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    thought this was gonna be goatse tbh

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It still could be berk, don't stop believin'.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why after sundown? I didn't think zombies cared about sunlight. They're not vampires.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    I think "Ozombin Ladin" sounds better.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Because that is when the spooky things happen Hunter, duh.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh man i love zombies

    did you read world war z i think they did a good job of painting a likely zombie scenario

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Belruel wrote: »
    Because that is when the spooky things happen Hunter, duh.

    Well then you're just mixing threats. He's either a zombie or a vampire. One has a horrible reaction to sunlight and the other doesn't give a damn about being out in the daylight to snack on your cerebral cortex. That's just sloppy zombie work.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    oh man i love zombies

    did you read world war z i think they did a good job of painting a likely zombie scenario

    world war z is completely unrealistic the author doesn't know anything about undead urban combat

    that's why I based all my training off marvel zombies

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Zombies have like 2 hit dice

    Meh

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    goastse.colm

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    oh man i love zombies

    did you read world war z i think they did a good job of painting a likely zombie scenario

    world war z is completely unrealistic the author doesn't know anything about undead urban combat

    that's why I based all my training off marvel zombies

    what no that's ridiculous max brooks did years of research on the subject he even thanked the special forces for the help they provided

    it's right there on the inside cover

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    oh man i love zombies

    did you read world war z i think they did a good job of painting a likely zombie scenario

    world war z is completely unrealistic the author doesn't know anything about undead urban combat

    that's why I based all my training off marvel zombies

    what no that's ridiculous max brooks did years of research on the subject he even thanked the special forces for the help they provided

    it's right there on the inside cover

    yes but my bro is a NAVY SEAL he has fought two batallions of special forces by himself with nothing but a combat knife + ak-47 with explosive cyanide-tipped bullets

    and ihave played over 23 hours of CoD:WaW:Zombie mode

    trust me I know how the undead work, kid

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He's talking about those subtitles

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    oh man i love zombies

    did you read world war z i think they did a good job of painting a likely zombie scenario

    world war z is completely unrealistic the author doesn't know anything about undead urban combat

    that's why I based all my training off marvel zombies

    what no that's ridiculous max brooks did years of research on the subject he even thanked the special forces for the help they provided

    it's right there on the inside cover

    yes but my bro is a NAVY SEAL he has fought two batallions of special forces by himself with nothing but a combat knife + ak-47 with explosive cyanide-tipped bullets

    and ihave played over 23 hours of CoD:WaW:Zombie mode

    trust me I know how the undead work, kid

    hahahaha asif cod is a realistic zombie simulation, more like a big budget EA SNOREFEST (who is in bed with the government anyways)

    i only play source engine zombie mods made by small dev teams with creators whose information i trust

    also if they were explosive bullets why would they need cyanide WAKE UP SHEEP

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    hahahaha asif cod is a realistic zombie simulation, more like a big budget EA SNOREFEST (who is in bed with the government anyways)

    i only play source engine zombie mods made by small dev teams with creators whose information i trust

    also if they were explosive bullets why would they need cyanide WAKE UP SHEEP

    source enginge mods are stupid because the zombies cant move realisticly due to engine limitations

    you are such a hippocrit

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Phhhhht. Zombies aren't the real threat. Wait until the government releases the documents on Mecha-Velociraptor Hipsters. Shit will go down then. Serious shit.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    We have only one hope: reanimate George Washington and the other founding fathers to fight the zombie menace. We must have our own zombie patriots.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    goatse would actually have been an improvement over this thread

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    the rotting hand of the free undead market will guide us to the proper post-apocalyptic solutions

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    berk makes all my dreams come true

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BERK has so many representations in my head.

    Duck, sex shirt guy, duck in fancy dress clothes, pict

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    hahahaha asif cod is a realistic zombie simulation, more like a big budget EA SNOREFEST (who is in bed with the government anyways)

    i only play source engine zombie mods made by small dev teams with creators whose information i trust

    also if they were explosive bullets why would they need cyanide WAKE UP SHEEP

    source enginge mods are stupid because the zombies cant move realisticly due to engine limitations

    you are such a hippocrit

    I love you two

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    hahahaha asif cod is a realistic zombie simulation, more like a big budget EA SNOREFEST (who is in bed with the government anyways)

    i only play source engine zombie mods made by small dev teams with creators whose information i trust

    also if they were explosive bullets why would they need cyanide WAKE UP SHEEP

    source enginge mods are stupid because the zombies cant move realisticly due to engine limitations

    you are such a hippocrit

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    I think his body was buried at sea.

    Although aqua zombie terrorists are no less of a threat, at least our attack dolphins are in place to deal with it.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Geek, this is a hug I am sending you.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well done Geek

    We would have also accepted an image of a hippo with TF2's CRITICAL HIT!!! text imposed over it

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    that kid literally trolled the entire world

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Belruel wrote: »
    The Geek, this is a hug I am sending you.

    Yay!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    quite possibly my favorite video

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    Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ausculta wrote: »
    My fellow Americans, it is my unenviable duty to inform you that we neglected to sever the head of Osama Binladin. As a result, he has risen again. According to recent reports, Zomladin has already begun roaming the land and feasting on the brains of infidels. Not since the war with Zombie Hitler have we faced such a powerful threat to our nation. How ever, it is my belief that if we stand united, we WILL over come this new threat.

    Until Zomladin has been stopped, we encourage people to stay indoors after sundown and carry shotguns with them at all times.

    Thank you, that is all. o_O

    lol so random

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Berk wrote: »
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    well hello there

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    This is pretty awesome.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    goastse.colm

    http://galtse.cx/

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