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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ...It was a joke based on someone who took the whole thing too seriously and said that...

    We're not about to get into that again...

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  • AspectVoidAspectVoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jefe414 wrote: »
    Quarians tried to murder Geth children as they slept but the Geth children murdered them right back.

    Fixed.
    Man, from what Legion says, the Quarian homeworld is in pristine shape. The Geth fixed everything and don't even want the place. Tali, your people were WRONG and are STUPID. Don't make me choose. Your big ass fleet of broken down junk will not survive my decision...

    You know what would be a plot twist? If you find out in Mass Effect 3 that Legion had lied to you and the Geth base you destroyed in ME2 were the Geth that wanted peace and its the rest of the Geth that serve the Reapers. Legion would be nothing more than a Trojan Horse. Wouldn't that suck?

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Turkson wrote: »
    Could always learn how to dance?

    One of my favorite parts of ME2 with maleShep.

    I'm gonna dance here, if you want to dance next to me and say were dancing thats fine(from memory here)

    *Busts out the whitest white-guy dance ever*

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  • jefe414jefe414 "My Other Drill Hole is a Teleporter" Mechagodzilla is Best GodzillaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yes. Yes, that would suck. So what if you didn't do his loyalty? You get the "good" Geth on your side? Interesting idea AspectVoid...

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    AspectVoid wrote: »
    jefe414 wrote: »
    Quarians tried to murder Geth children as they slept but the Geth children murdered them right back.

    Fixed.
    Man, from what Legion says, the Quarian homeworld is in pristine shape. The Geth fixed everything and don't even want the place. Tali, your people were WRONG and are STUPID. Don't make me choose. Your big ass fleet of broken down junk will not survive my decision...

    You know what would be a plot twist? If you find out in Mass Effect 3 that Legion had lied to you and the Geth base you destroyed in ME2 were the Geth that wanted peace and its the rest of the Geth that serve the Reapers. Legion would be nothing more than a Trojan Horse. Wouldn't that suck?

    You know what would be really awesome?

    If that wasn't the case and everything was like the game said it was. So the character has to make a considerable moral choice instead of going "These guys are bad so I kill them!"

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I honestly think I would choose The Geth over The Quarians.

    Quarians seem to be pretty inept at fighting, with the exception of Tali and Kal' Reegor. The Geth are pretty tough, plus they got Colossi and Armetures.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i have no qualms whatsoever throwing the geth under the proverbial bus

    they are quite literally all copies of the exact same program, so as long as i keep one on my flash drive, after all's said and done they can recopy themselves onto their dyson sphere or whatever

    organic races don't have that option, so i'm not gonna throw a ton of meat at the reapers when i can throw a ton of "MS clippy got sentient" at them

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    Also...

    http://dustytome.net/randomME/
    Random Mass Effect Plotlines
    Benezia wears silly top hats with Admiral Hackett
    Wrex makes disingenuous accusations about Kal'Reegar

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    is this even possible
    Kaidan intimidates Emily Wong.

    EDIT: oh snap
    A thresher maw romances Ken.

    EDIT 2: i can TOTALLY see this happening
    Kasumi buys a copy of Fornax for Dr. Chakwas.

    EDIT 3: holy shit yes
    Blasto Virmires the Illusive Man.

    EDIT 4: good lord this site is awesome
    Jacob gains the loyalty of the Biotic God.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i have no qualms whatsoever throwing the geth under the proverbial bus

    they are quite literally all copies of the exact same program, so as long as i keep one on my flash drive, after all's said and done they can recopy themselves onto their dyson sphere or whatever

    organic races don't have that option, so i'm not gonna throw a ton of meat at the reapers when i can throw a ton of "MS clippy got sentient" at them

    And I could argue that over ME2 the Geth have shown signs of coming into a conscienceness that is seen in organic beings, so simply wiping them because of their origin is unethical.

    That's why I like the argument. It really isn't a clear right or wrong thing to do.

    That being said. While I'm on the side of the Geth insofar, my decisions will more than likely depend on how the situation plays out.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    HA!!
    Thane punches Blasto

    Edit:

    This site is great!
    Joker intimidates Wrex
    Harkin pilots Garrus... o_0
    Councilor Velarn romances Sovereign

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  • DunxcoDunxco Should get a suit Never skips breakfastRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    "A Thresher Maw and Wrex sneak into the Captain's Quarters."

    :lol:

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Shadow Broker links suit environments with Saren.

    implications....unpleasant. O_o

    EDIT: don't let her interview you!
    Harbinger catches scale itch from Emily Wong.

    EDIT 2: dear god yes
    Jesse recruits Conrad Verner.

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  • DunxcoDunxco Should get a suit Never skips breakfastRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    A thresher maw takes hallex with EDI.

    Fuck yes I would watch that. Anything with the thresher maw has the potential to be plot gold.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Liara hacks Jenkins
    Shepard: WHY!?
    Liara: Why not?
    Harbinger spills some drinks with Harkin
    Gotta play Deus Ex now
    Kaidan pilots the Thorian
    Kaidan: A Zombie plant spaceship?
    Shepard: Do you want answers or do you want your own ship?
    Aria 'air quotes' Khalisah al-Jilani


    Crossover!
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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    A space hamster wants Kelly to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

    Implications unpleasant indeed...

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Bobble wrote: »
    Nah, roll Elcor all the way.

    Elcor Bard, bitches. Hamlet all up ins.

    Stern Statement: I intend to fuck you up with cannons, n00b.

    Callous Remark: el oh el, I believe you are the suck.
    :^:

    Edit: Ahahaha that generator thingie had "The Priiiize" as a noun in the table.

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    A space hamster wants Kelly to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

    Implications unpleasant indeed...

    GAME. OVER.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i have no qualms whatsoever throwing the geth under the proverbial bus

    they are quite literally all copies of the exact same program, so as long as i keep one on my flash drive, after all's said and done they can recopy themselves onto their dyson sphere or whatever

    organic races don't have that option, so i'm not gonna throw a ton of meat at the reapers when i can throw a ton of "MS clippy got sentient" at them

    No they're not?

    They're all smaller programmes forming a greater whole. However, at levels below that we have platforms such a Legion which clearly posses a sense of self and individuality. Which means that at some level you're sending sapients off to die, and whilst they may have copies, that doesn't make them any less deserving of individual rights. Also take your Cartesian dualism and get outta here son, continuum of identity serves to make each platform unique.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011

    Crossover!
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    This is the kind of thing that Jesus doodles in his free time

    <3

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  • TrenogTrenog Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    A thresher maw sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Harkin.

    Sneaking?!
    Udina smokes a cigarette with Tali.

    I thought I'd never see the day...
    The Illusive Man knows the Thorian feels this.

    It all makes sense
    The Illusive Man paragon interrupts Jacob.

    HUGS!
    This one sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Tali.

    Threesomes taken to the next level

    EDIT:
    Garrus practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Kelly.

    Garrus is a slut!

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    opium is all natural shit son

    makes you stronger

    It also makes you immune to time.
    Bama wrote: »
    Two weeks ago, I lost the bulk of my female friends

    She really hates it when you call her that.
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    Ahhh, Orochimaru. Or, as I like to call him, Japanese Pedophile Voldemort.
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Crossovers eh?
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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    Tali is everyone's favorite grenade and Garrus is their favorite brah!

    That's Jersey Shore, right?

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Medi-gel here!

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    Tali is everyone's favorite grenade and Garrus is their favorite brah!

    That's Jersey Shore, right?

    ...the fact that I'm annoyed they used his ME2 armor to refer to ME1 Garrus scares me.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    This is all I can do until I get internet and money to buy the DLC, I will stay pure and get it all.....will there be DLC for 3?

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    :lol:

    Royce, how do you keep getting these comics drawn by the son of God? You guy's BFFs or something?

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I just went through the bioware thread, you can get the preggo comic yourself.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BIOWARE THREAD

    D:

    These aren't gifts from Jesus, they're temptations from Satan the Lord of Lies!

    You're a trickster in true form!

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nay, I am he who walks through the Darkness to bring you the light, I am she who entered the Omega 4 Relay and returned victorious! I am THE SHEPARD

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    All this fanart being posted inspired me to take a trip over to pixiv, the deviantart of glorious nippon. Didn't dig very deep but here's what I found (at least what of it I can poast :winky:):

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    Ed: Fixed working urls, took a while to rehost.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I got to the 7th strip before I had to leave. The one about omnigel was pretty funny but the other ones were just fanwank...which I guess is understandable since they're fan made...but man...

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Leitner wrote: »
    i have no qualms whatsoever throwing the geth under the proverbial bus

    they are quite literally all copies of the exact same program, so as long as i keep one on my flash drive, after all's said and done they can recopy themselves onto their dyson sphere or whatever

    organic races don't have that option, so i'm not gonna throw a ton of meat at the reapers when i can throw a ton of "MS clippy got sentient" at them

    No they're not?

    They're all smaller programmes forming a greater whole. However, at levels below that we have platforms such a Legion which clearly posses a sense of self and individuality. Which means that at some level you're sending sapients off to die, and whilst they may have copies, that doesn't make them any less deserving of individual rights. Also take your Cartesian dualism and get outta here son, continuum of identity serves to make each platform unique.
    hey, i'm just going off of what my good robot buddy legion says.

    if he don't have a problem wiping out millions of his own kind, then neither do i. :D

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  • LockeColeLockeCole Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I finally noticed the shepard facebook pages in the OP - that is brillant.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    I got to the 7th strip before I had to leave. The one about omnigel was pretty funny but the other ones were just fanwank...which I guess is understandable since they're fan made...but man...

    Bioware or the japanese? I started somewhere in the 40s after google lead me there and moved forward. Some of the fanwank was rather cute.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i like how miranda has yuna's face from FFX

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  • Dr. WormDr. Worm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jesus, the fan art is getting even worse. Didn't think that was possible.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Now that I think about it, an apature actually looks like a turtle pony without the tail.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I always liked the original design with the massive cannon drooping out of its head.

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  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    O.M.G.... just heard Mordin sing.

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