Mass 3ffect: 2012

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    I got to the 7th strip before I had to leave. The one about omnigel was pretty funny but the other ones were just fanwank...which I guess is understandable since they're fan made...but man...

    Bioware or the japanese? I started somewhere in the 40s after google lead me there and moved forward. Some of the fanwank was rather cute.

    Both probably, but I'm referring to the bioware thread.

    That being said...I usually don't mind fanwank art as long as it looks nice and is in line with my own perceptions. >_>


    If not then I get ANGRY!!!(or rather mildly irritated)

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I found it to....vary in terms of quality...still, shepard getting confronted by his pregnant lovers was worth a giggle.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dragkonias wrote: »

    i never liked liara until shadow broker for precisely those reasons :P

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nay, I am he who walks through the Darkness to bring you the light, I am she who entered the Omega 4 Relay and returned victorious! I am THE SHEPARD

    Missed this somehow.

    This wins 1st place on The Internets for the day. :^:
    Regular competition will resume tomorrow.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Neli wrote: »

    quoting because it got stuck on the bottom

    I LOVE MINI-UDINA

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Is it wrong I'm hoping we can get ME3 just so we can get more of these kinds of videos?

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dragkonias wrote: »

    i never liked liara until shadow broker for precisely those reasons :P

    Me too!

    But I still banged her in 1. She was the only option and I'll be damned if Shepard isn't gonna get some.

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  • EmporiumEmporium Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Neli wrote: »

    Miranda's ass taking place of the councilor's holograms was priceless :^:

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I wasn't planning to, but I have to share a couple of gems from the Mass Effect Plot Generator.

    A Space Hamster links suit environments with Shepard

    and

    Kelly is 'friend zoned' by a pyjack.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thanks to the thread title, I've taken to calling this game

    Mass ThreeFect...

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »

    i never liked liara until shadow broker for precisely those reasons :P

    Me too!

    But I still banged her in 1. She was the only option and I'll be damned if Shepard isn't gonna get some.

    I find it hilarious that bioware tried so hard to create the perfect nerd bait, like to the point I imagine they had a team dedicated to it, all sitting around with graphs and test tubes in the background, and the fandoms collective response was 'did you see the girl with chicken legs? So delicate, so kawii~'.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Out of curiosity, I just tried to use the Cain on the last "boss" fight of Overlord.

    Well worth the ammo.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Leitner wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »

    i never liked liara until shadow broker for precisely those reasons :P

    Me too!

    But I still banged her in 1. She was the only option and I'll be damned if Shepard isn't gonna get some.

    I find it hilarious that bioware tried so hard to create the perfect nerd bait, like to the point I imagine they had a team dedicated to it, all sitting around with graphs and test tubes in the background, and the fandoms collective response was 'did you see the girl with chicken legs? So delicate, so kawii~'.

    Nerds are less predictable than one thinks sometimes.

    I mean, sure. They'll always end up terrifying, but the routes to the same point can be creative.

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  • EmporiumEmporium Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So according to a recent facebook announcement, Mass Effect 3 has been delayed until "the first three months of 2012". Although I'm somewhat disappointed by this news I'm glad they're taking the extra time to make sure the game is as good as it can be.

    Edit: the announcement itself:
    Mass Effect 3 will be released in the first three months of 2012. The development team is laser focused on making sure Mass Effect 3 is the biggest, boldest and best game in the series, ensuring that it exceeds everyone’s expectations.

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  • H*RH*R Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Disappointed that i have to wait longer...Yes.

    Happy that they're making it as incredible as possible...Yes

    I'm pleasantly conflicted.

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Emporium wrote: »
    So according to a recent facebook announcement, Mass Effect 3 has been delayed until "the first three months of 2012". Although I'm somewhat disappointed by this news I'm glad they're taking the extra time to make sure the game is as good as it can be.

    Edit: the announcement itself:
    Mass Effect 3 will be released in the first three months of 2012. The development team is laser focused on making sure Mass Effect 3 is the biggest, boldest and best game in the series, ensuring that it exceeds everyone’s expectations.

    Obviously there's going to be some disappointment, though the quality of the game is more important than the release date. Still, Bioware should be releasing another statement soon to help us cope:
    In order to compensate for the delay to Mass Effect 3, we'll be releasing a very small, free piece of DLC for Mass Effect 2: Zenith Terminal. The Salarian STG has contacted Mordin Solus with an offer to use their Virtual Training Facilities, open to Shepard's squad.

    Some of the simulations include Genophage Observation Operation 27: Cloacas Not Allowed; A Room with a View... of a whole lot of Batarian Mercenaries; Heavy Weapons Test Chamber; the experimental Rachni Riding Course; and the recent addition to the program (recommended after observations on Turian Special Forces training): Defending an Assault on a Gardening Supply Shop.

    Specialist classes may also find certain simulations to hone their unique skills. Infiltrators will want to check out the 'Predator vs Prey' series, while Vanguards will be offered a unique take on an earth game called Bowling (we're told there are Volus involved). Engineers will get a new hat.

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    H*R wrote: »
    Disappointed that i have to wait longer...Yes.

    Happy that they're making it as incredible as possible...Yes

    I'm pleasantly conflicted.

    Pretty much sums it up for me.

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  • V FactionV Faction Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm actually quite comfortable with this delay.

    Not that I don't enjoy a huge blockbuster holiday, but it seemed like things were just too jam-packed with Batman, Skyrim, Uncharted, Skyward Sword, and ME3, plus any undisclosed yet-to-be-announced games all in there at once. Mass Effect 2 launching at the start of 2010 was actually a really good idea to start off the year and I'm glad the same will happen with ME3.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    In my opinion, a delay is a very smart move. Not only does it give them more time to produce a better product, but it also removes the game from the insane holiday lineup.

    A November release would have had them competing against: Battlefield 3, Call of Duty, Skyrim, Uncharted 3, Batman, and probably some others that I'm forgetting. They will get a whole lot more sales with a spring 2012 release.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So, anyone else want to let me know what the hell is up with Liaras face in this image?

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Bobble wrote: »
    Emporium wrote: »
    So according to a recent facebook announcement, Mass Effect 3 has been delayed until "the first three months of 2012". Although I'm somewhat disappointed by this news I'm glad they're taking the extra time to make sure the game is as good as it can be.

    Edit: the announcement itself:
    Mass Effect 3 will be released in the first three months of 2012. The development team is laser focused on making sure Mass Effect 3 is the biggest, boldest and best game in the series, ensuring that it exceeds everyone’s expectations.

    Obviously there's going to be some disappointment, though the quality of the game is more important than the release date. Still, Bioware should be releasing another statement soon to help us cope:
    In order to compensate for the delay to Mass Effect 3, we'll be releasing a very small, free piece of DLC for Mass Effect 2: Zenith Terminal. The Salarian STG has contacted Mordin Solus with an offer to use their Virtual Training Facilities, open to Shepard's squad.

    Some of the simulations include Genophage Observation Operation 27: Cloacas Not Allowed; A Room with a View... of a whole lot of Batarian Mercenaries; Heavy Weapons Test Chamber; the experimental Rachni Riding Course; and the recent addition to the program (recommended after observations on Turian Special Forces training): Defending an Assault on a Gardening Supply Shop.

    Specialist classes may also find certain simulations to hone their unique skills. Infiltrators will want to check out the 'Predator vs Prey' series, while Vanguards will be offered a unique take on an earth game called Bowling (we're told there are Volus involved). Engineers will get a new hat.

    A hat, you say?

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    So, anyone else want to let me know what the hell is up with Liaras face in this image?

    350.jpg

    She's angry?

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Can't really say I didn't expect the game to be pushed back

    oh well, the pretty picture makes me happy
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  • FairchildFairchild Rabbit used short words that were easy to understand, like "Hello Pooh, how about Lunch ?" Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    She's angry?
    She's puzzled that Kaiden is standing six feet to her right when he was the one left behind on Virmire.

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  • FairchildFairchild Rabbit used short words that were easy to understand, like "Hello Pooh, how about Lunch ?" Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm thinking that the ME3 delay is due more to STAR WARS taking forever to be finished, and they don't want to release ME3 immediately after that game and step all over it.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well...on one hand, I'm happy they're going to put more time into it...and I already have other games to play between then.

    On the other hand...ME3 was already my GotY in my heart.

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  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Bobble wrote: »
    Emporium wrote: »
    Obviously there's going to be some disappointment, though the quality of the game is more important than the release date. Still, Bioware should be releasing another statement soon to help us cope:
    In order to compensate for the delay to Mass Effect 3, we'll be releasing a very small, free piece of DLC for Mass Effect 2: Zenith Terminal. The Salarian STG has contacted Mordin Solus with an offer to use their Virtual Training Facilities, open to Shepard's squad.

    Some of the simulations include Genophage Observation Operation 27: Cloacas Not Allowed; A Room with a View... of a whole lot of Batarian Mercenaries; Heavy Weapons Test Chamber; the experimental Rachni Riding Course; and the recent addition to the program (recommended after observations on Turian Special Forces training): Defending an Assault on a Gardening Supply Shop.

    Specialist classes may also find certain simulations to hone their unique skills. Infiltrators will want to check out the 'Predator vs Prey' series, while Vanguards will be offered a unique take on an earth game called Bowling (we're told there are Volus involved). Engineers will get a new hat.

    whoa wait what? is this real?

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  • AutomaticzenAutomaticzen Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    So, anyone else want to let me know what the hell is up with Liaras face in this image?

    350.jpg

    Dear Bioware. Replacing Lt. Boring with Cerebus Operative Boring and then going back to Lt. Boring isn't a win for anyone.

    Luckily, he's dead in my game. So bland. So, so bland.

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  • jefe414jefe414 "My Other Drill Hole is a Teleporter" Mechagodzilla is Best GodzillaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I never LIKE games being delayed, but I understand. Rather it be a couple of months later (say, didn't ME2 come out in March...) than there be f'ed up stuff (a couple of really annoying DA2 bugs come to mind..).

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Bobble wrote: »
    Emporium wrote: »
    Obviously there's going to be some disappointment, though the quality of the game is more important than the release date. Still, Bioware should be releasing another statement soon to help us cope:
    In order to compensate for the delay to Mass Effect 3, we'll be releasing a very small, free piece of DLC for Mass Effect 2: Zenith Terminal. The Salarian STG has contacted Mordin Solus with an offer to use their Virtual Training Facilities, open to Shepard's squad.

    Some of the simulations include Genophage Observation Operation 27: Cloacas Not Allowed; A Room with a View... of a whole lot of Batarian Mercenaries; Heavy Weapons Test Chamber; the experimental Rachni Riding Course; and the recent addition to the program (recommended after observations on Turian Special Forces training): Defending an Assault on a Gardening Supply Shop.

    Specialist classes may also find certain simulations to hone their unique skills. Infiltrators will want to check out the 'Predator vs Prey' series, while Vanguards will be offered a unique take on an earth game called Bowling (we're told there are Volus involved). Engineers will get a new hat.

    whoa wait what? is this real?

    No.

    Valve would never let someone else into the hat market without a fight.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I think this delay will be for the best. I'd rather have ME3 be as close to perfect as possible than risk a botched job.

    At least we'll get some good stuff at E3 hopefully.

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  • FairchildFairchild Rabbit used short words that were easy to understand, like "Hello Pooh, how about Lunch ?" Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Maybe we'll get a DLC where Shepard's team gets the call to covertly insert deep into Batarian space and "capture" (wink wink) a Batarian terrorist leader.

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  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Pretty disappointed it's not coming out right at the start of the holidays for me and 4 days before my birthday, but if the extra time is well spent polishing the game further then I'm happy with the delay.
    Also,
    A thresher maw slaps omni-gel on the Illusive Man.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Shepard has a breeding request from Garrus

    I like where Mass Effect 3 is going :winky:

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    "Buttcleft!? but you're dead!"

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Saren says to Garus, 'That was awesome!'

    hang on

    that reminds me of something
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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Speaking of that...I can't wait until they start announcing squadmates for ME3 so people can start asking for Cyborg Saren again.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    So, anyone else want to let me know what the hell is up with Liaras face in this image?

    350.jpg

    She's angry?

    Looks more constipated.

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