I must have got too many wins in a row because I'm just getting the shitty shit shittest teams all week. I sidelaned Ashe with Akali last game and we wrecked house on Morde/Jarven bad enough that Amumu had to abandon jungling and just lane 3v2 so they could get some xp.
Even so people kept doing really dumb shit and it was even the whole game but someone had the bright idea to stand everyone in a bush when they had Mummy/Jarven/Malph.
I picked this game up because I am dumb, now I suck
What do I do?
A : Leave this thread
B : Go to the LoL thread in G&T
C : Listen to Rent 90% of the time. He takes time out of his day to answer nearly every question people have, regardless of which bus they ride.
D : Sprinkle with advice from other people. (Can't go wrong with Orem, Neal, WhiteShark, Flippr, Pacific, Zen, Bethryn, Feldorn, LiquidGhost, among others)
E : Get to level 30
F : Never, ever, ever follow any guide from Mobafire or Leaguecraft unless it's one of these four decent guides, read in the following order:
I picked this game up because I am dumb, now I suck
What do I do?
I'm not just saying this
don't listen to Priest
in fact, every single GnT LoL thread poster without an avatar, through some weird phenomenon
avoid their advice
hop into vent, play a game with gary, cut your teeth, get the hang of things
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited May 2011
My advice to every new player:
Don't autoattack all the time on the little dudes
Last hit better and get more money
Don't die
Don't do anything that may even remotely leave you with the possibility of dying
Seriously you're at 200 health go back and heal
I suppose before that you should learn how to look at the map. There are a lot of players who are really bad at just seeing stuff that is visible on the map. These players usually jungle because they are terrible people.
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Even so people kept doing really dumb shit and it was even the whole game but someone had the bright idea to stand everyone in a bush when they had Mummy/Jarven/Malph.
tell me your best shen strats
I miss that
PS4:MrZoompants
Dorans blade
Boots 1
Dorans blade
Boots 5
Sheen
IE
Triforce
Dagger + health pot
zeal
zerker boots
Phantom Dancer
Black Cleaver
Bloodthirster
Infinity Edge
another Phantom Dancer
Feed by being overaggressive
Surrender at 20 minutes
Have a blast anyway
i grrr now because i am wimble
Listen
I picked this game up because I am dumb, now I suck
What do I do?
last hit better
A : Leave this thread
B : Go to the LoL thread in G&T
C : Listen to Rent 90% of the time. He takes time out of his day to answer nearly every question people have, regardless of which bus they ride.
D : Sprinkle with advice from other people. (Can't go wrong with Orem, Neal, WhiteShark, Flippr, Pacific, Zen, Bethryn, Feldorn, LiquidGhost, among others)
E : Get to level 30
F : Never, ever, ever follow any guide from Mobafire or Leaguecraft unless it's one of these four decent guides, read in the following order:
1. Game Mechanics
2. How to have fun and be a good teammate
3. Intermediate Game Mechanics
4. Basic Champion Role Guide: Not the Gospel But Close Enough for Summoner Work
By then you'll have developed enough of your own habits and understand the general game to start doing your own builds.
log into the SE++ vent server in the evenings, warn us that you're new and ask to play
vent info used to be in the OP but someone removed it
vtx14.defconservers.com
port 3860
pw fortytwo
I'm not just saying this
don't listen to Priest
in fact, every single GnT LoL thread poster without an avatar, through some weird phenomenon
avoid their advice
hop into vent, play a game with gary, cut your teeth, get the hang of things
Don't autoattack all the time on the little dudes
Last hit better and get more money
Don't die
Don't do anything that may even remotely leave you with the possibility of dying
Seriously you're at 200 health go back and heal
EDIT: Anyone in the SE++ vent should be able to teach you how to do this properly.
ed: no but really only listen to me when i talk about ww or like nocturne/shen, since those are my mains
I thought I was some hideous troll that you all deign to play with occasionally
my brother just referred to me as "his brother who has an obsession with spinach that borders the perverse"
Yea, but on the plus side, you're at least more amusing. Except for Neal's puns. No one is as amusing as those.
at first i wanted to know the context
but not having the context only makes this quote better
also hey seplusplus lol thread long time no see
and is ruined
I'm way nicer than Gary!
Except when I'm laning with Chris but that's because he tries to make me mad!!!
A love for spinach is the mark of a good person.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
put a bit of chicken broth in a frying pan
boil it
put in a ton of spinach for like a minute
delicious