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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Swedish politics has its moments.

    We currently have a conservative administration - the Moderates is the main party, forming "The Alliance" (cue WoW jokes) together with other right-wing parties.

    The Moderates have been gobbling up votes from the other Alliance parties. And this has... interesting results. Sure, the Moderates get bigger... but it the other Alliance parties fall below 4% of the votes, they get kicked out of the parliament.

    And without those support parties, the Moderates won't have a majority in the parliament. So they're literally succeeding their way to failure.

    Ahahahahaha, that is fantastic!

    Are they still promising not to cut any more taxes?

    Daxon on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    several layers of clothing and a big fuzzy parka

    Elendil on
  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sounds way too clothed for my tastes. Might I suggest wearing nothing at all while frolicking in front of your giant, street-view window?

    darklite_x on
    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So apparently GERD runs in my family and is triggered by eating after like 6:30pm. That's good to know. Everyone but my oldest brother has it.

    Thanks for telling me family! Thought I was dying when I woke up chocking on fucking stomach acid.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm starting to wonder in Newvillager is ever going to actually release an album.

    I think they are too busy being artists.

    Is a shame.

    Context:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moL0JgNek5A

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZE7MznSt8&feature=related

    Galahad on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gah. Feel like shite today. Spent most of the morning in bed and seriously thinking about going back there. This is not good.

    BobCesca on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bowen wrote: »
    So apparently GERD runs in my family and is triggered by eating after like 6:30pm. That's good to know. Everyone but my oldest brother has it.

    Thanks for telling me family! Thought I was dying when I woke up chocking on fucking stomach acid.

    Don't feed you after midnight?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    So apparently GERD runs in my family and is triggered by eating after like 6:30pm. That's good to know. Everyone but my oldest brother has it.

    Thanks for telling me family! Thought I was dying when I woke up chocking on fucking stomach acid.

    Don't feed you after midnight?

    I sounded like a gremlin that's for sure.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Swedish politics has its moments.

    We currently have a conservative administration - the Moderates is the main party, forming "The Alliance" (cue WoW jokes) together with other right-wing parties.

    The Moderates have been gobbling up votes from the other Alliance parties. And this has... interesting results. Sure, the Moderates get bigger... but it the other Alliance parties fall below 4% of the votes, they get kicked out of the parliament.

    And without those support parties, the Moderates won't have a majority in the parliament. So they're literally succeeding their way to failure.

    That seems to be a pretty common occurance in PR or coalition systems

    Something similar has happened to some extent for the last five elections in NZ. The upcoming one has the prospect of being the first single party absolute majority government since the mid 1990s

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sooo, half of [chat] is feeling violently ill this morning.



    Its like snow crash. But with vomit.

    Galahad on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    So apparently GERD runs in my family and is triggered by eating after like 6:30pm. That's good to know. Everyone but my oldest brother has it.

    Thanks for telling me family! Thought I was dying when I woke up chocking on fucking stomach acid.

    Don't feed you after midnight?

    I can't eat anything at LEAST an hour before I want to sleep

    Fuckin' reverse peristalsis

    Arch on
  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I vote that we get the other half feeling violently drunk.

    darklite_x on
    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    So apparently GERD runs in my family and is triggered by eating after like 6:30pm. That's good to know. Everyone but my oldest brother has it.

    Thanks for telling me family! Thought I was dying when I woke up chocking on fucking stomach acid.

    Don't feed you after midnight?

    I can't eat anything at LEAST an hour before I want to sleep

    Fuckin' reverse peristalsis

    I can deal with throwing up, it's a shitty feeling but wayyyyyy better than aspirating with stomach acid. That wakes you up really fucking quick.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    So apparently GERD runs in my family and is triggered by eating after like 6:30pm. That's good to know. Everyone but my oldest brother has it.

    Thanks for telling me family! Thought I was dying when I woke up chocking on fucking stomach acid.

    Don't feed you after midnight?

    I can't eat anything at LEAST an hour before I want to sleep

    Fuckin' reverse peristalsis

    I can deal with throwing up, it's a shitty feeling but wayyyyyy better than aspirating with stomach acid. That wakes you up really fucking quick.

    Reverse peristalsis, ironically, doesn't mean what you think it does.

    It more so means the food just kind of sits in my esophagus if I lay down too soon after eating because I basically don't have peristalsis

    Waking up choking on the food you chewed up and swallowed a few minutes ago is horrible

    EDIT: further googling has revealed that either my older doctors lied to me about what the condition is called, or there is more than one usage of the phrase "reverse peristalsis"

    Arch on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm feeling violently un-unwell.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's pretty terrible.

    Welp, Arch can never be an astronaut.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bowen wrote: »
    That's pretty terrible.

    Welp, Arch can never be an astronaut.

    Just keep spinning the ship to simulate gravity!

    RMS Oceanic on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bowen wrote: »
    That's pretty terrible.

    Welp, Arch can never be an astronaut.

    Don't fucking remind me

    That was literally my career choice before I realized that- I was going to go to med school and be a crew doctor

    Or whatever it was called

    Arch on
  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also you should practice in 100 times gravity to earn Super Saiyan Level 2 Pukemaster

    darklite_x on
    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    darklite_x wrote: »
    I vote that we get the other half feeling violently drunk.

    I'm feeling just plain violent.

    YamiNoSenshi on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    So apparently GERD runs in my family and is triggered by eating after like 6:30pm. That's good to know. Everyone but my oldest brother has it.

    Thanks for telling me family! Thought I was dying when I woke up chocking on fucking stomach acid.

    Don't feed you after midnight?

    I can't eat anything at LEAST an hour before I want to sleep

    Fuckin' reverse peristalsis

    I can deal with throwing up, it's a shitty feeling but wayyyyyy better than aspirating with stomach acid. That wakes you up really fucking quick.

    Reverse peristalsis, ironically, doesn't mean what you think it does.

    It more so means the food just kind of sits in my esophagus if I lay down too soon after eating because I basically don't have peristalsis

    Waking up choking on the food you chewed up and swallowed a few minutes ago is horrible

    EDIT: further googling has revealed that either my older doctors lied to me about what the condition is called, or there is more than one usage of the phrase "reverse peristalsis"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achalasia

    more likely what they meant.

    advantage 1 of being a medical student: I get all the real names for things that may afflict me.

    Daxon on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    At least I am juuuuuuust tall enough to be an astronaut!

    Arch on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bowen wrote: »
    That's pretty terrible.

    Welp, Arch can never be an astronaut.

    Just keep spinning the ship to simulate gravity!

    Wouldn't you have to spin it extraordinarily fast and have magnetic shoes or something to keep you latched in? Wouldn't that just make you feel sick like those spinney rides at fairs?

    I never really understood the concept of "spin it fast to make gravity!"

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    So apparently GERD runs in my family and is triggered by eating after like 6:30pm. That's good to know. Everyone but my oldest brother has it.

    Thanks for telling me family! Thought I was dying when I woke up chocking on fucking stomach acid.

    Don't feed you after midnight?

    I can't eat anything at LEAST an hour before I want to sleep

    Fuckin' reverse peristalsis

    I can deal with throwing up, it's a shitty feeling but wayyyyyy better than aspirating with stomach acid. That wakes you up really fucking quick.

    Reverse peristalsis, ironically, doesn't mean what you think it does.

    It more so means the food just kind of sits in my esophagus if I lay down too soon after eating because I basically don't have peristalsis

    Waking up choking on the food you chewed up and swallowed a few minutes ago is horrible

    EDIT: further googling has revealed that either my older doctors lied to me about what the condition is called, or there is more than one usage of the phrase "reverse peristalsis"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achalasia

    more likely what they meant.

    advantage 1 of being a medical student: I get all the real names for things that may afflict me.

    more likely they just meant "aperistalsis"- it is due to Tracheal esophageal fistula and the resultant repair of that disorder. The scarring from the surgery ruined my esophageal tract and the muscles etc

    Arch on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    holy fucking shit guys Linen Slacks are so comfortable.

    Why didn't anyone ever tell me

    I thought jeans were the most comfortable thing

    Everything I know is a lie

    Ludious on
  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Really? You thought jeans were more comfortable than sweatpants or those airy-holes-in-the-fabric workout pants?

    darklite_x on
    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh shit Daxon, this wikipedia article

    I have seen this image too many times during my own barium swallows
    319px-Acha.JPG

    Mine isn't idiopathic though

    Arch on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm going to call you toucan sam now arch.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man I need to get another barium swallow at some point

    Arch on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    Man I need to get another barium swallow at some point

    Hey nurse, it doesn't really taste like a motherfucking vanilla milkshake. You know what it tastes like? Vanilla puke.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    holy fucking shit guys Linen Slacks are so comfortable.

    Why didn't anyone ever tell me

    I thought jeans were the most comfortable thing

    Everything I know is a lie

    Denim hasn't touched this skin in over a decade.

    Sheep on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Man I need to get another barium swallow at some point

    Hey nurse, it doesn't really taste like a motherfucking vanilla milkshake. You know what it tastes like? Vanilla puke.

    The worst is the fucking paste the put on the goddamned saltines

    Arch on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    so apparently the world is ending on may 21

    i know this because a billboard in louisiana told me so

    Gooey on
    919UOwT.png
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Really? You thought jeans were more comfortable than sweatpants or those airy-holes-in-the-fabric workout pants?

    sweat pants are hot and I am very hot natured so no. And I guess I've never worn those types of workout pants.

    I like my jeans

    Ludious on
  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What about those silky basketball shorts? Surely those are more comfortable?

    darklite_x on
    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am a lot more understanding of the super religious than a lot of you guys and even -I- am going to laugh derisively on May 22nd.

    Ludious on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    darklite_x wrote: »
    What about those silky basketball shorts? Surely those are more comfortable?

    Dude you are taking my comment way too literally bro.

    Ludious on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gooey wrote: »
    so apparently the world is ending on may 21

    i know this because a billboard in louisiana told me so

    Us Catholics will just continue on with a Rapture-free day.

    We don't believe in the Rapture, you see.

    I just had to explain that.

    And to avoid being perceived as insane, I shall now call you garbage.[/Portal 2]

    RMS Oceanic on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gooey wrote: »
    so apparently the world is ending on may 21

    i know this because a billboard in louisiana told me so

    But Hark a Vagrant isn't resuming until May 22!

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh hey

    apparently the guy who started the whole "may 21" nonsense previously predicted sept. 6, 1994 as the end of the world

    of course his predictions are credible

    this man has predicted it before!!

    Gooey on
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